Retail Therapy (audio story)

Retail Therapy
Doctor:	Ninth Doctor
Companion(s):	Rose
Featuring:	Jackie
Main enemy:	Glubby Glubs
Main setting:	Powell Estate and Glubby Glub HQ, 2006
Key crew
Publisher:	Big Finish Productions
Writer:	James Goss
Director:	Helen Goldwyn
Music:	Ioan Morris, Rhys Downing
Sound:	Joe Meiners
Read by:	Nicholas Briggs
Cover by:	Alex Mallinson
Release details
Release number:	1.4
Release date:	4 May 2017
Format:	1 CD
ISBN:	ISBN 978-1-78703-223-1
Doctor Chronicles
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Retail Therapy was the fourth and final story of The Ninth Doctor Chronicles.

Publisher's summary

Jackie Tyler is a success. Every home should have a Glubby Glub, and Jackie is star saleswoman on the Powell Estate. At last, she’s found her calling and it’s only a matter of time before she can give Rose the life she deserves. But the Doctor isn’t impressed. Jackie Tyler isn’t just filling peoples’ houses with useless clutter. He believes she’s launching an alien invasion...

Plot

to be added

Cast

• Jackie Tyler - Camille Coduri
• Narrator - Nicholas Briggs

Uncredited cast

• Ninth Doctor - Nicholas Briggs (BFX: The Ninth Doctor Chronicles)

References

• The Doctor has a room full of snow globes on the TARDIS.
• The Doctor tells Jackie that he once made lemonade with Archimedes.
• The Doctor offers a bacon sandwich and ketchup to Rose at a cafe, claiming that worlds have been invaded because of the lack of bacon on other planets. When Rose ponders how bacon can be worth fighting for, the Doctor tells her to ask a pig.
• The Doctor would say that ketchup is his favorite sauce, but then he would not "look brown sauce in the eye again."
• Jackie's uncle Tony told her to "never punch a gift horse in the throat."
• The Doctor notes the invention of spaghetti bolognese as one of humanity's strengths.
• The Doctor and Rose were recorded by Tycho discussing Jackie in front of a billboard featuring a film actress "who thinks she's better than she is." The Doctor notes that she will attempt to become Prime Minister when the Slybots invade in twenty years time. Concerning her teeth, Jackie comments that it would be like "voting for a mincer."

Story notes

• This story features the first appearance of Jackie Tyler's friend Arianna, first mentioned in the 2005 premiere Rose. As with the rest of the cast bar Jackie herself, her voice is provided by narrator Nicholas Briggs.

Continuity

• Rose suggests to the Doctor that they spend the next Christmas at her home, to which he answers "over my dead body". They do end up spending Christmas at the Powell Estate. The Doctor spends most of that time in a coma, having just regenerated into his tenth incarnation. (TV: The Christmas Invasion)
• Discovering Jackie's Glubby Glubs, Rose recalls her late father's get rich schemes. (TV: Father's Day, Rise of the Cybermen)
• Finding himself short sighted as a result of the Glubby Glubs drain, the Doctor suggests that he may need glasses. His next incarnation will wear "brainy specs" but only to look more clever. (TV: Tooth and Claw, Time Crash et al.)
• The Doctor feels that Jackie can be as intimidating as the Daleks. (TV: Dalek)
• Jackie recalls her uncle Tony, evidently the namesake of the son she will conceive with the parallel Pete Tyler. (TV: Journey's End)
• Jackie suspects that Trisha Delaney has talked to Tycho Fairbank about her behind her back. (TV: Boom Town)
• Jackie's friend Arianna is among those who are shown discrediting her by Tycho. (TV: Rose)
• Refering to Jackie as his Trojan Horse, the Doctor notes that he met the original. (TV: The Myth Makers)
• The Doctor begins to quote his first incarnation by saying, 'this old body is wearing a bit [thin]' but cuts himself off. (TV: The Tenth Planet)

External links

• Official Retail Therapy page at bigfinish.com