Time Lord (Timeshare)
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A Time Lord was sent to a timeshare owned by Holiday Opportunity Promotions to fix a mistake made by the Sixth Doctor. He was in his twelfth incarnation, and he grumbled to Peri Brown about having to deal with this particular incarnation of the Doctor, as he preferred the "velveteen gentleman" or "the nice young man with the vegetable". (PROSE: Timeshare)