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Priceless Junk

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Writers:

Cavan Scott, Mark Wright

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Short Trips: Indefinable Magic

Release date:

30 March 2009

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Priceless Junk was the seventh short story in the Short Trips anthology Short Trips: Indefinable Magic. It was written by Cavan Scott and Mark Wright. It featured the Sixth Doctor and Peri Brown.

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As a belated birthday present, the Doctor takes Peri to 1971 Las Vegas to see the King of Rock 'n Roll, Elvis Presley, in concert. But the King seems uncharacteristically late to hit the stage, so the Doctor leaves Peri sipping cocktails and investigates, making his way up to Elvis's penthouse suite at the Hilton. There he's gassed and hauled aboard a spaceship hovering in mid-air over the Strip, to find Elvis knocked out and hooked up to a DNA splicer. The ship's crewed by three one-eyed Mongarians (Malarch, Heckran and Goorg) who think the Doctor's a competitor trying to steal their plan. They're 24th century peddlers, hawking knock-off Elvis merchandise at conventions, who are fed up with their Slarvian competitors outselling them with quality reproduction autographs. So they've gone one better - they've stolen a time machine and have been going up and down Elvis's timeline, abducting him and harvesting DNA samples to turn into clones of the man himself that they can sell.

Before they can throw him out an airlock, the Doctor steals a gun from one of them and threatens a rare 1977 ceramic bust of Elvis from their collection. He forces them to listen to a recording of "Love Me Tender", arguing that no clone could ever equal the talent of the real thing. They may look like him, they may sound like him - but they'll never BE him. His emotional appeal works, and the Doctor is returned with Elvis to the suite. He wakes the King up and gently prods him to the show, then returns to Peri's side to watch (as are the sunglasses-wearing Mongarians a few tables away). Before he starts singing, though, Elvis has a special message for the man he suspects is in the audience, the man he suspects saved his life: "Thank you very much."

And as he presents Peri with the autograph Elvis signed for her birthday, the Doctor whispers: "No, Mr Presley, thank YOU very much."

Characters[[edit] | [edit source]]

Worldbuilding[[edit] | [edit source]]

The Doctor once bluffed his way into Area 51.

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2040	The Nuclear Option • Separation • Thinking Warrior • Observer Effect • Artificial Intelligence • Daisy Chain • Sustainable Energy • Culture War • The Baron Wastes • /Carpenter/Butterfly/Baronet • Outsourcing • Anteus • The Last Emperor • The Ethereal

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Farewells	The Mother Road • Father Figure • The Bad Guy • Separation Day • The Very Last Picture Show • Into the Silent Land • Wake • The Velvet Dark • Life After Queth • Black and White • Curtain Call • Utopia • The Wickerwork Man • The Three Paths

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Defining Patterns	Machine Time • The Time and Tide • Losing the Audience • One Card for the Curious • Séance, or Smoking is Highly Addictive, Don't Start • The Celestial Harmony Engine • Mutiny • Numb • Closing the Account • The Great Escapes • Loose Change • Lepidoptery for Beginners • One Step Forward, Two Steps Back • Homework • The Devil Like a Bear • Stanley • Twilight's End • The Book of My Life • Defining Patterns

The Quality of Leadership	From Little Acorns • One Fateful Knight • The Slave War • Goths and Robbers • Good Queen, Bad Queen, I Queen, You Queen • The Price of Conviction • God Send Me Well to Keep • Peaceable Kingdom • Rock Star • On a Pedestal • Clean-up on Aisle Two • The Spindle of Necessity • Epilogue

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Christmas Around the World	Planet of the Elves • Exclave • A Visit from Saint Nicholas • Instead of You • Christmas Every Day • Mirth, or Walking Spirits • Do You Smell Carrots? • The Doctor's Cross Word • Dateline to Deadline • Autaia Pipipi Pia • No Room • Interesting Times • Revellers of Doom • Lost and Founded • The Best of Days • Conscription • Christmas in Toronto • Companion • Illumination • White on White

Indefinable Magic	Phoenix • The Power Supply • Favourite Star • Hiccup in Time • Shamans • The Fall of the Druids • Priceless Junk • Have You Tried Turning It Off and Then Back On Again? • The Reign Makers • Pass It On • The Science of Magic • Hello Goodbye • Trial by Fire • Death Sentences • Once upon a Time Machine • Mardi Gras Massacre • Blessed Are the Peacemakers

Re:Collections	I Was a Monster!!! • Apocrypha Bipedium • Face-Painter • The Glass Princess • The Ruins of Heaven • The Thief of Sherwood • The Age of Ambition • The Dead Man's Story • Flashpoint • Thinking Warrior • All Our Christmases • Suitors, Inc. • How You Get There • Venus • The Lampblack Wars • Life After Queth • Checkpoint • The Avant Guardian • Museum Peace • Midnight in the Café of the Black Madonna • The Glarn Strategy • Dear Great Uncle Peter • Losing the Audience • The Spindle of Necessity • Lonely • Lares Domestici • Lost and Founded • The Fall of the Druids

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 '''''Priceless Junk''''' was the seventh short story in the [[Short Trips (series)|Short Trips]] anthology ''[[Short Trips: Indefinable Magic]]''. It was written by [[Cavan Scott]] and [[Mark Wright]]. It featured the [[Sixth Doctor]] and [[Peri Brown]].
 == Summary ==
-''to be added''
+As a belated birthday present, the Doctor takes Peri to [[1971]] [[Las Vegas]] to see the King of Rock 'n Roll, [[Elvis Presley]], in concert. But the King seems uncharacteristically late to hit the stage, so the Doctor leaves Peri sipping [[cocktail]]s and investigates, making his way up to Elvis's penthouse suite at the Hilton. There he's gassed and hauled aboard a spaceship hovering in mid-air over the Strip, to find Elvis knocked out and hooked up to a [[DNA]] splicer. The ship's crewed by three one-eyed [[Mongarian]]s ([[Malarch]], [[Heckran]] and [[Goorg]]) who think the Doctor's a competitor trying to steal their plan. They're [[24th century]] peddlers, hawking knock-off Elvis merchandise at conventions, who are fed up with their [[Slarvian]] competitors outselling them with quality reproduction autographs. So they've gone one better - they've stolen a [[time machine]] and have been going up and down Elvis's timeline, abducting him and harvesting DNA samples to turn into clones of the man himself that they can sell.
+Before they can throw him out an airlock, the Doctor steals a gun from one of them and threatens a rare [[1977]] ceramic bust of Elvis from their collection. He forces them to listen to a recording of "[[Love Me Tender]]", arguing that no clone could ever equal the talent of the real thing. They may look like him, they may sound like him - but they'll never BE him. His emotional appeal works, and the Doctor is returned with Elvis to the suite. He wakes the King up and gently prods him to the show, then returns to Peri's side to watch (as are the [[sunglasses]]-wearing Mongarians a few tables away). Before he starts singing, though, Elvis has a special message for the man he suspects is in the audience, the man he suspects saved his life: "Thank you very much."
+And as he presents Peri with the autograph Elvis signed for her birthday, the Doctor whispers: "No, Mr Presley, thank YOU very much."
 == Characters ==
 * [[Sixth Doctor]]
-* [[Peri]]
+* [[Peri Brown|Peri]]
+* [[Elvis Presley]]
-== References ==
+== Worldbuilding ==
-''to be added''
+* The Doctor once bluffed his way into [[Area 51]].
 == Notes ==
-''to be added''
+''To be added''
 == Continuity ==
-''to be added''
+''To be added''
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+{{ST prose}}
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+[[Category:Short Trips: Indefinable Magic short stories]]
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+[[Category:Stories set in Las Vegas]]
+[[Category:Stories set in 1971]]

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