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|writer           = James Goss
|writer           = [[James Goss]]
|director         = [[Nicholas Briggs]]
|director         = [[Nicholas Briggs]]
|producer         = [[David Richardson]]
|producer         = [[David Richardson]]
|music             = [[Howard Carter (composer)|Howard Carter]]
|music           = [[Howard Carter (composer)|Howard Carter]]
|sound             = Howard Carter
|sound           = Howard Carter
|cover             = [[Tom Webster]]
|cover           = [[Tom Webster]]
|publisher         = Big Finish Productions
|publisher       = Big Finish Productions
|release date     = 25 November 2020
|release date     = [[25 November (releases)|25 November]] [[2020 (releases)|2020]]
|format           = 1 CD<br/>Download<br/>1st of 3 stories
|format           = 1 Episode on 1 CD (1st of 3 stories); Download
|production code   = BFPDW10THRIVER1A
|production code = BFPDW10THRIVER1A
|isbn             = ISBN 978-1-83868-327-6 (physical)<br/>ISBN 978-1-83868-328-3 (digital)
|isbn             = 978-1-83868-327-6 (physical)<br/>978-1-83868-328-3 (digital) =
|series           = ''[[The Tenth Doctor Adventures (audio series)|The Tenth Doctor Adventures]]''
|series           = ''[[The Tenth Doctor Adventures (audio series)|The Tenth Doctor Adventures]]''
|prev             = Out of Time (audio story)|Out of Time
|prev             = Out of Time (audio story)|Out of Time
|next             = Precious Annihilation (audio story)
|next            = Precious Annihilation (audio story)
|series2          = ''[[The Tenth Doctor and River Song]]''
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|next2             = Precious Annihilation (audio story)
'''''{{StoryTitle}}''''' was the first story in the audio anthology ''[[The Tenth Doctor and River Song]]'', produced by [[Big Finish Productions]]. It was written by [[James Goss]] and featured [[David Tennant]] as the [[Tenth Doctor]] and [[Alex Kingston]] as [[River Song]].
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|epcount = 1}}'''''{{StoryTitle}}''''' was the first story in the audio anthology ''[[The Tenth Doctor and River Song]]'', produced by [[Big Finish Productions]]. It was written by [[James Goss]] and featured [[David Tennant]] as the [[Tenth Doctor]] and [[Alex Kingston]] as [[River Song]].


== Publisher's summary ==
== Publisher's summary ==
The first time [[Tenth Doctor|the Doctor]] met [[River Song]], [[Forest of the Dead (TV story)|he saw her die]]. And now she’s asking him on a date. Well, not a date, exactly... More of a mission.
The first time [[Tenth Doctor|the Doctor]] met [[River Song]], he saw her die. And now she's asking him on a [[date]]. Well, not a date, exactly... More of a mission.


But the Doctor isn’t at anyone’s beck and call. Or so he thinks. With billions of lives hanging in the balance, can the Doctor afford not to do whatever River wants? Whichever one of him she asks?
But the Doctor isn't at anyone's beck and call. Or so he thinks. With billions of lives hanging in the balance, can the Doctor afford not to do whatever River wants? Whichever one of him she asks?


== Plot ==
== Plot ==
''To be added''
In the middle of space, the [[Tenth Doctor]] stumbles across a bottle containing a message written on [[psychic paper]]. It's from [[River Song]], giving him an appointment at the [[Apocalypse Vault]], inside the [[Quantum Vatican]]. Knowing that that is the location of a [[fixed point in time]] (one day the Vatican will open the Crypt, read the date of the [[end of the universe]] and proceed accordingly) the Doctor refuses the invitation, and instead tracks down the provenance of the paper, in order to find River.
 
Thus begins an adventurous chase between the two of them: every time the Doctor reaches a place from where River sent a message, he finds another letter from her to him - and also a dangerous situation for him to sort out, involving tyrants to depose, wars to end and many other occurrences. And through all of this, River insists for him to come to the Quantum Vatican and reach her. Eventually, the Doctor partially relents, and goes to the Quantum Vatican - where he finds, behind a fresco recently restored, a forged copy of the [[Scroll of the Last Days]], the paper the Vatican keeps sealed into the Crypt, and which it is supposed to reveal the date of the end of the Universe.
 
River finally agrees to talk about her intentions, and leaves the Doctor a message for a new date: at the [[Cafe du Paris]], year [[2160s|2160]]. However, the message gets picked up by mistake by the [[Fifth Doctor]], who goes on to reach her a year later. After an initial disappointment, River decides to take advantage of the situation and starts a correspondence with him too. The Fifth Doctor grows more and more enamoured of her, and eventually agrees to steal something for her.
 
When the Tenth Doctor finally picks up River's message and goes to the date, the Fifth Doctor bumps into him and steals the forged Scroll. After being blamed by the Doctor for what he thinks is a scam (River, he supposes, wants to steal the Scroll and sell back the forged one to the Vatican), the Doctor agrees to give her the Scroll, but discovers it's missing. He eventually leaves, allowing the Fifth Doctor to come out of hiding and give River back what she wanted. After that, River drugs him and admits to having manipulated him using a substance to make him more suggestable and then giving him something to make him forget what happened.
 
Some time later, the Tenth Doctor once again writes to River. He's angry, because he just found a message from the [[First Doctor]] to River and a voice mail from the [[Sixth Doctor]]; both of them tell her not to bother them anymore with her request to join her at the Apocalypse Vault. Thinking that she would just send a message to any random incarnation of him because she intends to use him to break into the Vault, the Tenth Doctor angrily tells her not to call him anymore, and refuses to meet her at the Cafe for one more date. River replies and assures him she never meant to just use him, that he matters very much to her, and insists on meeting at the Cafe for one last date.
 
The Tenth Doctor eventually agrees and meets with her, only to end up being shot at by armed mercenaries at the service of the Vatican who blame him for the theft of the Scroll. Determined to end this story, the Doctor agrees to meet River at the Vault. When she arrives, though, she only finds a message for her. The Doctor had come to the Vault, broke into it and set up the Scroll for River to make her choice on whether to steal it and show him who she really is. If she steals the Scroll, then she will prove herself to be just a thief; if she puts it back, she will show him she has some honour and dignity.
 
Later, River replies to the Doctor through an [[hologram]] she left in the TARDIS. She says she never wanted him to steal the Scroll, she just needed the TARDIS to go back in time and place her forged Scroll in the original's place, just at the moment the Vault was being built; she also added more zeros to the date of the end of the universe. In this way, when the Vatican opens the Vault (this is the fixed point and this will not change), they'll believe that God allowed the universe more time, and will not proceed to end it for some time. River also adds that she designed this whole plan to comfort the Doctor for recent loss of [[Donna Noble]], leading him from planet to planet and making him save all of those worlds, showing how he could still be useful and do good. She also assures him that one day [[A Good Man Goes to War (TV story)|he will know who she is]]. Moved and proud, the Doctor thanks her, before going on with his life.


== Cast ==
== Cast ==
* [[Tenth Doctor|The Doctor]] - [[David Tennant]]
* [[Tenth Doctor|The Doctor]] - [[David Tennant]]
* [[River Song]] - [[Alex Kingston]]
* [[River Song]] - [[Alex Kingston]]
* [[Fifth Doctor|The Doctor]] - [[Peter Davison]]
* [[Fifth Doctor|The Fifth Doctor]] - [[Peter Davison]]
* [[Sixth Doctor|The Doctor]] - [[Colin Baker]]
* [[Sixth Doctor|The Sixth Doctor]] - [[Colin Baker]]
* [[Borslav]] / [[Bird King]] / [[Maxim (Expiry Dating)|Maxim]] / [[Assassin (Expiry Dating)|Assassin]] - [[Glen McCready]]
* [[Borslav]] / [[Bird King]] / [[Maxim (Expiry Dating)|Maxim]] / [[Assassin (Expiry Dating)|Assassin]] - [[Glen McCready]]


== References ==
== Crew ==
''to be added''
 
* Cover Art - [[Tom Webster]]
* Director - [[Nicholas Briggs]]
* Executive Producers - Nicholas Briggs and [[Jason Haigh-Ellery]]
* Music and Sound Design - [[Howard Carter (composer)|Howard Carter]]
* Producer - [[David Richardson]]
* Script Editor - [[Matt Fitton]]
* Writer - [[James Goss]]
* Remote Sound Engineer - [[Wilfredo Acosta]]
 
== Worldbuilding ==
* On one occasion, River was battling [[Rutan]]s while she was contacting the Doctor.
* The [[Fifth Doctor]] gets drugged by River and starts talking obsessively about her. [[Tegan Jovanka]] physically pins him to the wall and tell him "she's just not that into you".
* [[Melanie Bush]] convinces the [[Sixth Doctor]] to install a type of [[voicemail]] into the TARDIS console. She is trying to "drag him into the [[1980s]]".
* The Tenth Doctor writes about an adventure with [[Jane Austen]] and [[werewolf|werewolves]]. [[River Song]] seems to know her too.
* On planet [[Voodoosh]], in the desert, there is a [[Temple to the Priestess of Eternity]], where River Song is unknowingly worshipped. A [[camel priest]] is a member of such religion.
* The Tenth Doctor gifts a copy of the Wisden Cricketers' Almanack as a template for the [[republic]] he helped to rise in the place of the [[Shining Courts]].
* The crown jewels of the Shining Courts were poisoining the sovereign with baldness and madness because "star radiant". River Song employed them to fuel a starship to the Apocalypse Vault.
* The Tenth Doctor visited the [[planet of sentien bees]] during his chase of River Song.
* This story bears a strong resemblance to the 2019 novella ''This Is How You Lose the Time War'' by Amal El-Mohtar and Max Gladstone.


== Notes ==
== Notes ==
''to be added''
* This story was recorded remotely on [[11 May (production)|11 May]] [[2020 (production)|2020]].


== Continuity ==
== Continuity ==
* The [[Sixth Doctor]] is travelling with [[Melanie Bush]], who is from the [[1980s]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Business Unusual (novel)|Business Unusual]]'', [[TV]]: ''[[Terror of the Vervoids (TV story)|Terror of the Vervoids]]'' et al)
* The [[Sixth Doctor]] is travelling with [[Melanie Bush]], who is from the [[1980s]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Business Unusual (novel)|Business Unusual]]'', [[TV]]: ''[[Terror of the Vervoids (TV story)|Terror of the Vervoids]]'' et al)
* The [[Fifth Doctor]] receives [[River Song|River's]] message via his [[Space-time telegraph]]. ([[TV]]: ''[[Revenge of the Cybermen (TV story)|Revenge of the Cybermen]]'' et al)
* The [[Fifth Doctor]] receives [[River Song|River]]'s message via his [[Space-time telegraph]]. ([[TV]]: ''[[Revenge of the Cybermen (TV story)|Revenge of the Cybermen]]'' et al)
* The Fifth Doctor is travelling with [[Tegan Jovanka|Tegan]] and [[Vislor Turlough|Turlough]], and they go to the [[Eye of Orion]]. ([[TV]]: ''[[The Five Doctors (TV story)|The Five Doctors]]'')
* The [[Tenth Doctor]] vaguely recognises the [[Fifth Doctor]] in the brief glance he gets from bumping into him. ([[TV]]: ''[[Time Crash (TV story)|Time Crash]]'')
** Unless she is faking it, River Song seems not to recognize the Fifth Doctor when he shows up at the Café, placing this story before [[AUDIO]]: ''[[The Lady in the Lake (audio story)|The Lady in the Lake]]'' or before she collects photos of every incarnation as shown in [[TV]]: ''[[The Husbands of River Song (TV story)|The Husbands of River Song]]''.
* River Song is aware of [[Donna Noble]]'s fate. ([[TV]]: ''[[Silence in the Library (TV story)|Silence in the Library]]'')
* The Doctor's last meeting with [[Davros]] is fresh in his mind. ([[TV]]: ''[[The Stolen Earth (TV story)|The Stolen Earth]]''/''[[Journey's End (TV story)|Journey's End]]'')
* River Song uses a [[perception filter]]. ([[GAME]]: ''[[The Eternity Clock (video game)|The Eternity Clock]]'')
* The Tenth Doctor reverse the [[polarity]] ([[TV]]: ''[[The Sea Devils (TV story)|The Sea Devils]]'' et al.) trying to overcome River Song.
* River Song travels on the [[Orient Express (spacecraft)|Orient Express]]. ([[TV]]: ''[[Mummy on the Orient Express (TV story)|Mummy on the Orient Express]]'')
* The Doctor mentions [[Romana]]'s taste in fashion. ([[TV]]: ''[[The Ribos Operation (TV story)|The Ribos Operation]]'')
* The Doctor uses [[Charged Vacuum Emboitement]] spillage to track down the source of one of River's messages. ([[TV]]: ''[[Full Circle (TV story)|Full Circle]]'')
 
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Expiry Dating was the first story in the audio anthology The Tenth Doctor and River Song, produced by Big Finish Productions. It was written by James Goss and featured David Tennant as the Tenth Doctor and Alex Kingston as River Song.

Publisher's summary[[edit] | [edit source]]

The first time the Doctor met River Song, he saw her die. And now she's asking him on a date. Well, not a date, exactly... More of a mission.

But the Doctor isn't at anyone's beck and call. Or so he thinks. With billions of lives hanging in the balance, can the Doctor afford not to do whatever River wants? Whichever one of him she asks?

Plot[[edit] | [edit source]]

In the middle of space, the Tenth Doctor stumbles across a bottle containing a message written on psychic paper. It's from River Song, giving him an appointment at the Apocalypse Vault, inside the Quantum Vatican. Knowing that that is the location of a fixed point in time (one day the Vatican will open the Crypt, read the date of the end of the universe and proceed accordingly) the Doctor refuses the invitation, and instead tracks down the provenance of the paper, in order to find River.

Thus begins an adventurous chase between the two of them: every time the Doctor reaches a place from where River sent a message, he finds another letter from her to him - and also a dangerous situation for him to sort out, involving tyrants to depose, wars to end and many other occurrences. And through all of this, River insists for him to come to the Quantum Vatican and reach her. Eventually, the Doctor partially relents, and goes to the Quantum Vatican - where he finds, behind a fresco recently restored, a forged copy of the Scroll of the Last Days, the paper the Vatican keeps sealed into the Crypt, and which it is supposed to reveal the date of the end of the Universe.

River finally agrees to talk about her intentions, and leaves the Doctor a message for a new date: at the Cafe du Paris, year 2160. However, the message gets picked up by mistake by the Fifth Doctor, who goes on to reach her a year later. After an initial disappointment, River decides to take advantage of the situation and starts a correspondence with him too. The Fifth Doctor grows more and more enamoured of her, and eventually agrees to steal something for her.

When the Tenth Doctor finally picks up River's message and goes to the date, the Fifth Doctor bumps into him and steals the forged Scroll. After being blamed by the Doctor for what he thinks is a scam (River, he supposes, wants to steal the Scroll and sell back the forged one to the Vatican), the Doctor agrees to give her the Scroll, but discovers it's missing. He eventually leaves, allowing the Fifth Doctor to come out of hiding and give River back what she wanted. After that, River drugs him and admits to having manipulated him using a substance to make him more suggestable and then giving him something to make him forget what happened.

Some time later, the Tenth Doctor once again writes to River. He's angry, because he just found a message from the First Doctor to River and a voice mail from the Sixth Doctor; both of them tell her not to bother them anymore with her request to join her at the Apocalypse Vault. Thinking that she would just send a message to any random incarnation of him because she intends to use him to break into the Vault, the Tenth Doctor angrily tells her not to call him anymore, and refuses to meet her at the Cafe for one more date. River replies and assures him she never meant to just use him, that he matters very much to her, and insists on meeting at the Cafe for one last date.

The Tenth Doctor eventually agrees and meets with her, only to end up being shot at by armed mercenaries at the service of the Vatican who blame him for the theft of the Scroll. Determined to end this story, the Doctor agrees to meet River at the Vault. When she arrives, though, she only finds a message for her. The Doctor had come to the Vault, broke into it and set up the Scroll for River to make her choice on whether to steal it and show him who she really is. If she steals the Scroll, then she will prove herself to be just a thief; if she puts it back, she will show him she has some honour and dignity.

Later, River replies to the Doctor through an hologram she left in the TARDIS. She says she never wanted him to steal the Scroll, she just needed the TARDIS to go back in time and place her forged Scroll in the original's place, just at the moment the Vault was being built; she also added more zeros to the date of the end of the universe. In this way, when the Vatican opens the Vault (this is the fixed point and this will not change), they'll believe that God allowed the universe more time, and will not proceed to end it for some time. River also adds that she designed this whole plan to comfort the Doctor for recent loss of Donna Noble, leading him from planet to planet and making him save all of those worlds, showing how he could still be useful and do good. She also assures him that one day he will know who she is. Moved and proud, the Doctor thanks her, before going on with his life.

Cast[[edit] | [edit source]]

Crew[[edit] | [edit source]]

Worldbuilding[[edit] | [edit source]]

  • On one occasion, River was battling Rutans while she was contacting the Doctor.
  • The Fifth Doctor gets drugged by River and starts talking obsessively about her. Tegan Jovanka physically pins him to the wall and tell him "she's just not that into you".
  • Melanie Bush convinces the Sixth Doctor to install a type of voicemail into the TARDIS console. She is trying to "drag him into the 1980s".
  • The Tenth Doctor writes about an adventure with Jane Austen and werewolves. River Song seems to know her too.
  • On planet Voodoosh, in the desert, there is a Temple to the Priestess of Eternity, where River Song is unknowingly worshipped. A camel priest is a member of such religion.
  • The Tenth Doctor gifts a copy of the Wisden Cricketers' Almanack as a template for the republic he helped to rise in the place of the Shining Courts.
  • The crown jewels of the Shining Courts were poisoining the sovereign with baldness and madness because "star radiant". River Song employed them to fuel a starship to the Apocalypse Vault.
  • The Tenth Doctor visited the planet of sentien bees during his chase of River Song.
  • This story bears a strong resemblance to the 2019 novella This Is How You Lose the Time War by Amal El-Mohtar and Max Gladstone.

Notes[[edit] | [edit source]]

Continuity[[edit] | [edit source]]

Cover gallery[[edit] | [edit source]]

External links[[edit] | [edit source]]