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== History ==
== History ==
=== At Robot Banks ===
[[File:Hold the phone.png|thumb|right|[[John Robot]] and a [[Grey Dalek (Robots Ad)|Grey Dalek]] at work in a [[call centre]]. ([[TV]]: {{cs|Robots Ad (TV story)}})]]Several [[Dalek]]s, including a [[Grey Dalek]], a [[Skaro City Dalek (Dr. Who and the Daleks)|Skaro City]]- or [[Mechanus Attack Dalek|Mechanus Attack]]-like [[Blue Dalek]], and a [[Gold Dalek]], were employed at a dysfunctional [[call centre]] for [[Robot Banks|a banking company]], alongside various other [[robot]]ic beings. After a caller guilelessly tried to get through to the services they needed, the call was transferred by the [[B9 Robot]] to [[John Robot]]. John then attempted to pass the call to a [[Grey Dalek (Robots Ad)|Grey Dalek]], who was flanked by the [[Blue Dalek (Robots Ad)|Blue Dalek]]. However, because the Dalek could not hold a phone receiver in its [[manipulator arm]], the phone instead dropped to the ground. This angered the Grey Dalek, who began shouting "Exterminate! Exterminate! Destroy!" and firing at John while a frantic B9 Robot again repeated "Your call is important to us!" to no one in particular. ([[TV]]: {{cs|Robots Ad (TV story)}})
=== Invasion of Weston-super-Mare ===
=== Invasion of Weston-super-Mare ===
[[File:Daleks invade Weston super Mare.jpg|thumb|right|Daleks in [[Weston-super-Mare]]. ([[WC]]: {{cs|Daleks invade Weston-super-Mare (webcast)}})]]A group of four [[Black Dalek]]s once "[[Invasion|invaded]]" [[Weston-super-Mare]], which in practice looked conspicuously like simply holidaying there. They first reflected on enjoying the [[sea]]side view, then began patrolling, chanting that they were supreme. [[Black Dalek 1 (Daleks invade Weston-super-Mare)|One Black Dalek]] incurred the anger of a small [[dog]], who began barking at it until its owner picked the animal up. After rudely cutting through the queue, the Dalek tred to buy [[cake]] from a doughnut cart, demanding to be served or exterminate the salesman.
[[File:Daleks invade Weston super Mare.jpg|thumb|left|Daleks in [[Weston-super-Mare]]. ([[WC]]: {{cs|Daleks invade Weston-super-Mare (webcast)}})]]A group of four [[Black Dalek]]s once "[[Invasion|invaded]]" [[Weston-super-Mare]], which in practice looked conspicuously like simply holidaying there. They first reflected on enjoying the [[sea]]side view, then began patrolling, chanting that they were supreme. [[Black Dalek 1 (Daleks invade Weston-super-Mare)|One Black Dalek]] incurred the anger of a small [[dog]], who began barking at it until its owner picked the animal up. After rudely cutting through the queue, the Dalek tred to buy [[cake]] from a doughnut cart, demanding to be served or exterminate the salesman.


Meanwhile, [[Black Dalek 2 (Daleks invade Weston-super-Mare)|another Black Dalek]] "terrorise[d] [[tourism|tourists]]" for a little while before stopping for [[ice cream]]. It was served by a mocking waitress who sarcastically asked it sarcastically "how it [was] going to eat that". The Black Dalek boasted that its "[[skill]]s" [would] prevail, but eventually admits that it has no idea how to hold an ice-cream cone with its [[manipulator arm]].
Meanwhile, [[Black Dalek 2 (Daleks invade Weston-super-Mare)|another Black Dalek]] "terrorise[d] [[tourism|tourists]]" for a little while before stopping for [[ice cream]]. It was served by a mocking waitress who sarcastically asked it sarcastically "how it [was] going to eat that". The Black Dalek boasted that its "[[skill]]s" [would] prevail, but eventually admits that it has no idea how to hold an ice-cream cone with its [[manipulator arm]].

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History

At Robot Banks

John Robot and a Grey Dalek at work in a call centre. (TV: Robots Ad [+]Loading...["Robots Ad (TV story)"])

Several Daleks, including a Grey Dalek, a Skaro City- or Mechanus Attack-like Blue Dalek, and a Gold Dalek, were employed at a dysfunctional call centre for a banking company, alongside various other robotic beings. After a caller guilelessly tried to get through to the services they needed, the call was transferred by the B9 Robot to John Robot. John then attempted to pass the call to a Grey Dalek, who was flanked by the Blue Dalek. However, because the Dalek could not hold a phone receiver in its manipulator arm, the phone instead dropped to the ground. This angered the Grey Dalek, who began shouting "Exterminate! Exterminate! Destroy!" and firing at John while a frantic B9 Robot again repeated "Your call is important to us!" to no one in particular. (TV: Robots Ad [+]Loading...["Robots Ad (TV story)"])

Invasion of Weston-super-Mare

Daleks in Weston-super-Mare. (WC: Daleks invade Weston-super-Mare [+]Loading...["Daleks invade Weston-super-Mare (webcast)"])

A group of four Black Daleks once "invaded" Weston-super-Mare, which in practice looked conspicuously like simply holidaying there. They first reflected on enjoying the seaside view, then began patrolling, chanting that they were supreme. One Black Dalek incurred the anger of a small dog, who began barking at it until its owner picked the animal up. After rudely cutting through the queue, the Dalek tred to buy cake from a doughnut cart, demanding to be served or exterminate the salesman.

Meanwhile, another Black Dalek "terrorise[d] tourists" for a little while before stopping for ice cream. It was served by a mocking waitress who sarcastically asked it sarcastically "how it [was] going to eat that". The Black Dalek boasted that its "skills" [would] prevail, but eventually admits that it has no idea how to hold an ice-cream cone with its manipulator arm.

Together once more, the four Black Daleks reluctantly agreed to let tourists take pictures of them, and even selfies with them — even with a dog, albeit a different one. (WC: Daleks invade Weston-super-Mare [+]Loading...["Daleks invade Weston-super-Mare (webcast)"])

Interrupting the Doctor Who Prom

A Dalek once interrupted a "Doctor Who Prom" being performed at the Royal Albert Hall by an orchestra and choir. Declaring that the Doctor was "the enemy of the Daleks", it ordered the conductor to step down and for all the music to stop for 15 minutes, for the duration of which the Dalek ordered the audience to simply keep standing there in uncomfortable silence. The conductor, however, told them before leaving that they should ignore the "baked-bean tin bully" and simply treat this as a normal intermission. (AUDIO: Untitled 1 [+]Loading...["Untitled 1 (Doctor Who at the Proms 2024 audio story)"])