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|image=Oh No It Isn't audio cover.jpg | |series in range = Series 1 (BFBS) | ||
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| | |series = ''[[Bernice Summerfield (series)|Bernice Summerfield]]'' | ||
|number=1 | |story number = 1 | ||
|adapted from=Oh No It Isn't! (novel) | |adapted from = Oh No It Isn't! (novel) | ||
|main character= [[Bernice Summerfield]] | |main character = [[Bernice Summerfield]] | ||
|featuring= [[Wolsey]] | |featuring = [[Wolsey]] | ||
|enemy= | |enemy = {{il|[[Grel]]|[[Perfecton (species)|Perfectons]]}} | ||
|setting= [[ | |setting = ''[[Winton]]'', [[2593]] | ||
| | |contributors = {{il|Based on a novel by [[Paul Cornell]];|adapted for audio by [[Jacqueline Rayner]]}} | ||
|director= [[Nicholas Briggs]] | |director = [[Nicholas Briggs]] | ||
| | |producer = [[Gary Russell]] | ||
| | |sound = [[Alistair Lock]] | ||
|cover=[[ | |music = [[Alistair Lock]] | ||
|release date= | |publisher = Big Finish Productions | ||
|format= 2 CDs | |cover = [[Jon Sullivan]] | ||
|production code= BFPCD1 | |release date = September 1998 | ||
|isbn= ISBN | |format = 2 CDs<br/>2 cassettes<br/>Download | ||
|production code = BFPCD1 | |||
|next= Beyond the Sun (audio story) |}} | |soundcloudtrailer = https://soundcloud.com/big-finish/big-finish-professor-bernice-summerfield-oh-no-it-isnt | ||
Based upon [[Oh No It Isn't! (novel)|the novel of the same title]], '''''{{StoryTitle}}''''' was the first [[Bernice Summerfield]] audio story, and indeed the very first thing that [[Big Finish Productions]] commercially released. | |isbn = ISBN 978-1-90365-430-9 (physical); ISBN 978-1-90365-430-9 (digital) | ||
|next = Beyond the Sun (audio story) | |||
|epcount = 2 | |||
}} | |||
Based upon [[Oh No It Isn't! (novel)|the novel of the same title]] by Virgin, '''''{{StoryTitle}}''''' was the first ''[[Bernice Summerfield (series)|Bernice Summerfield]]'' audio story, and indeed the very first thing that [[Big Finish Productions]] commercially released. It and the other stories of this [[Series 1 (BFBS)|first series]] were instrumental in [[Gary Russell]] and [[Jason Haigh-Ellery]]'s success in obtaining a licence from [[BBC Worldwide]] to make original audio dramas based on ''[[Doctor Who]]'', a licence which was denied to Russell in 1996. | |||
Introducing [[Lisa Bowerman]] as Bernice Summerfield, it also featured [[Nicholas Courtney]], best known for his character Brigadier [[Alistair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart]], as her cat [[Wolsey]]. Like almost every | Introducing [[Lisa Bowerman]] as [[Bernice Summerfield]], it also featured [[Nicholas Courtney]], best known for his character Brigadier [[Alistair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart]], as her cat [[Wolsey]]. Like almost every story in the first series, it was adapted by [[Jacqueline Rayner]] from a [[Virgin New Adventures]] novel. | ||
== Publisher's summary == | == Publisher's summary == | ||
"The King's balls get bigger every year!" | "The [[King Rupert|King]]'s balls get bigger every year!" | ||
What could possibly go wrong on [[Bernice Summerfield|Professor Bernice Summerfield]]'s investigation into the lost civilisation of [[Perfecton (planet)|Perfecton]]? Nothing, it seems — until they leave the planet and spot a dirty great missile heading towards their ship. But instead of oblivion, Benny finds herself plunged into the strange world of — [[pantomime|panto]]. | What could possibly go wrong on [[Bernice Summerfield|Professor Bernice Summerfield]]'s investigation into the lost civilisation of [[Perfecton (planet)|Perfecton]]? Nothing, it seems — until they leave the planet and spot a dirty great missile heading towards their ship. But instead of oblivion, Benny finds herself plunged into the [[Pantoland|strange world]] of — [[pantomime|panto]]. | ||
== Plot == | == Plot == | ||
''to be | [[Bernice Summerfield|Professor Bernice Summerfield]] leads an archaeological dig on the planet [[Perfecton (planet)|Perfecton]], a previously quarantined world. It was previously home to the [[Perfecton (species)|Perfectons]], a technologically advanced race that never developed space travel. It orbits an old [[red giant]] star, which is in imminent risk of becoming a [[supernova]]. Despite this [[Prince (Oh No It Isn't!)|Lieutenant Prince]], the navigator of their ship ''[[Winton]]'', is confident that the ship's sensors will detect the star beginning to collapse, giving them three hours to evacuate. After bathing, Bernice prepares to read a textbook by Professor [[Ferdinand Archduke|Archduke]] on obscure theatrical forms from [[20th century]] [[Earth]], but is interrupted when a missile is detected heading for them from the planet. She rushes out to the bridge as the file is loading. The [[Grel]] board the ''Winton'', intending to drain its data before moving onto the planet. Both groups are powerless to prevent the missile striking… | ||
Bernice awakens in a beautiful meadow. She is surprised as she remembers the missile striking and believes she is dead and this is some sort of [[afterlife]]. She is even more surprised to find [[Wolsey]] is here, as an enormous talking cat in a hat with a penchant for singing who seems to believe she is a boy named [[Dick Whittington]]. Her behaviour is also changed, as when they find a small house that is messy, she insists on cleaning the house fully, despite the fact she dislikes tidying. She suspects she might have been slipped a [[drudgery drug]], especially when birds and other forest animals show up to assist with the cleaning. She goes to sleep, hoping she will wake up back on the Winton. When she awakes, she encounters more of her archaeology crew: her students as seven dwarfs and Professor [[Arthur Candy|Candy]] as a Dame who is been pursued by the Grel. She is relieved to see the Grel recognise her but they attack and she is injured. They are saved by Lieutenant Prince, who is known here as Prince Charming. | |||
After Bernice's wound is healed, Prince Charming invites her to the Ball held by his father, King Rupert (who is Captain [[Balsam]]). Bernice begins to convince Wolsey that this world is not making sense: Wolsey believes they are in England, but has knowledge of things that should not exist in this supposed time, like tea; the dwarfs believe they live in the Land of Good King Rupert; the Prince did not recognise her when they met, but the King seems to be her father and the prince her (unrelated) stepbrother. They are interrupted by the [[Vizier]], who is not someone they know from the ship and a hissing sound is heard whenever he enters. The King has decided Bernice should be married and there are several bachelors at tonight's Ball. In order to reach an "ending" to the multiple stories that seem to be occurring, Bernice decides to accept the marriages of all her prospective suitors, hoping that whatever is controlling these events will become confused and reveal itself. The clock strikes midnight and the Ball fades away. Bernice and her friends are still in this fantasy world, but she is now dressed in rags and forced to clean floors for her two ugly stepsisters. She is visited by her [[Fairy Godfather]] who, while talking to Bernice, seems to also be talking to others that only he can see and warns her if she keeps treating this world as a dream or an afterlife, they are all doomed. He also is not someone from the Winton and he grants her three wishes (the first wish had been used to attend the King's Ball, so two remain). She wishes to see who he is talking to, which he obliges, which is revealed to be an audience. Her third is to join them, so she can find an exit from this world. When she finds herself in the audience, she recognises them all as Perfectons, although they are all asleep. They are also in a 20th century Earth Theatre, but when she tries the exit, she finds herself back in the story. Wolsey, Dame Candy and the dwarfs now realise that none of their stories match and that there is something wrong with this world, particularly Wolsey. Bernice deduces that this is because Wolsey was the only non-sentient lifeform on the ship. In order to try to free his memories, Bernice attempts to hypnotise Wolsey, where he remembers seeing the title ''[[English Pantomime: A Critical Study]]'' by Professor F. Archduke on the computer screen. Somehow, the matter of the thesis has become the matter of their reality. | |||
They visit the Vizier in the hopes he can help them as he, like the Fairy Godfather, is not a character from the ship. He sends them to collect a lamp in a desert outside the palace. However, the dangers encountered in this place is real, compared to the pantomime fights or the wound Bernice received earlier that healed completely. As they hand the lamp over to the Vizier, the Grel arrive with several pantomime villains they have allied with. They steal the lamp, as they recognise it as a powerful artefact. After rubbing the lamp, a genie (who has the form of a giant Perfecton) appears. The Grel believe that such an ally will help them conquer this world, but the genie attacks the Grel. While it is distracted by the Grel's ogre ally, the Vizier uses his magic to transport them all away. The genie begins to destroy this world, first by grabbing the sky (the set backdrop), breaking the fourth wall and allowing the Perfectons to enter the pantomime world. The King sends out a call for a hero to come forth to vanquish the genie. Realising that the pantomime army does not stand a chance against the genie and the Perfectons, Bernice examines the plinth the Vizier planned to put the lamp. Pressing on the indentation on the plinth, Bernice and the others are temporarily transported back to the Winton. The star is nearly ready to go supernovae and the Perfecton missile had pierced the ships databanks. Unable to keep the pressure on the plinth, they soon return to the pantomime world, each remembering a fraction of how they really are. Wolsey is particularly distraught by this; if they return, he will no longer be self-aware and will lose all memories of how he is now. Bernice recognises the Vizier as part of the computer program and how it is somehow generating this world. The Vizier, acting as an exit command, has been pointing them towards the lamp as a form of escape. Transported back to the front of the army, they confront the Perfecton Genie. It claims that the Perfectons elected not to focus on space travel, but to develop Perfecton into the perfect world, only to discover that their world would soon become uninhabitable. Bernice then deduces that the Perfectons then created a computer matrix, combining all the knowledge of the Perfecton race and their own minds and loaded it onto the missile that was fired at the Winton, enabling the Perfectons to take over the host ship and escape, allowing their race to survive. Unfortunately, as the missile pierced the data core at the precise moment the pantomime thesis was been uploaded, the Perfectons became the audience, rather than taking over the crew. The genie is the master program of the Perfecton’s design, inadvertently released by the Grel and can now directly attack the main computer, deleting them all if successful. Bernice tricks the genie into returning back into the lamp and they escape, but are pursued by the Perfecton army. Wolsey sacrifices himself to buy them the time needed to place the lamp on the plinth, ending the Perfecton program and returning them to the ship. They escape the exploding star with seconds to spare and Wolsey, who was injured, receives medical attention. | |||
== Cast == | == Cast == | ||
* [[Bernice Summerfield]] - [[Lisa Bowerman]] | * [[Bernice Summerfield|Professor Bernice Summmerfield]] - [[Lisa Bowerman]] | ||
* [[Wolsey]] - [[Nicholas Courtney]] | * [[Wolsey]] - [[Nicholas Courtney]] | ||
* [[Jayne Waspo]] - [[Jo Castleton]] | * [[Jayne Waspo]] / [[Jayne Waspo|Bitchy]] - [[Jo Castleton]] | ||
* [[Michael Doran]] - [[Jonathan Brüün]] | * [[Michael Doran]] / [[Michael Doran|Cute]] - [[Jonathan Brüün]] | ||
* | * [[Balsam|Captain Balsam]] / [[Balsam|King Rupert]] - [[Colin McIntyre]] | ||
* | * [[Prince (Oh No It Isn't!)|Lt Prince]] / [[Prince (Oh No It Isn't!)|Prince Charming]] - [[Nicholas Briggs]] | ||
* | * [[Arthur Candy|Professor Candy]] / [[Arthur Candy|Dame Candy]] - [[James Campbell]] | ||
* The Grand | * [[Vizier|The Grand Vizier]] - [[Mark Gatiss]] | ||
* | * [[Grel Master|The Grel Master]] - [[Alistair Lock]] | ||
== Crew == | |||
* Cover Art - [[Jon Sullivan]] | |||
* Director - [[Nicholas Briggs]] | |||
* Executive Producer - [[Jason Haigh-Ellery]] | |||
* Music and Sound Design - [[Alistair Lock]] | |||
* Producer - [[Gary Russell]] | |||
* Writer - [[Paul Cornell]], adapted by [[Jacqueline Rayner]] | |||
== Worldbuilding == | |||
=== Individuals === | |||
* [[Bernice Summerfield|Benny]] is accompanied in the expedition to [[Perfecton (planet)|Perfecton]] by seven students: [[Jayne Waspo]], [[Michael Doran]], [[Polybus Arex|Arex]], [[Vitor Pluse|Pluse]], [[Ockjin Fuleep|Fuleep]], [[Marjorie Marjorie|Marjorie]] and [[Anne-Marie Rose|Rose]]. | |||
* Benny thinks that the [[Dean of St Oscar's University]] has a wicked sense of humour. | |||
* Professor [[Ferdinand Archduke|Archduke]] asked Bernice to take a look at his recent thesis. | |||
* Sentient [[Wolsey]] thinks that Bernice, whom he calls "Dick", is planning to become the [[Lord Mayor of London]]. Bernice recalls that [[Richard Whittington]] was a historical person, who was Lord Mayor of London three times between [[1397]] and [[1420]]. | |||
* The [[Fairy Godfather]] points out that it was he and not [[Vivienne Westwood]] who created Bernice's ballgown. | |||
=== Species === | |||
* [[Polybus Arex|Arex]] calls other students "[[human]] scum". | |||
* [[Grellor]] is the [[homeworld]] of the [[Grel]]. | |||
* The Grel [[afterlife]] is called [[Slawcor]]. | |||
== | === Locations === | ||
* [[St Oscar's University]] is on [[Dellah]]. | |||
* Wolsey thinks that he and Bernice are on their way to [[London]]. | |||
* Trying to reconcile Pantoland with his knowledge of [[England]] of the [[14th century|14th]]-[[15th century]], Wolsey suggests that King Rupert might rule over some small kingdom in [[Surrey]] or [[Kent]]. | |||
=== Animals === | |||
* In the [[Pantoland]] Bernice meets harmonising [[bluebird]]s who help her clean the house and bring their friends [[mouse|mice]] to help. (''This is an allusion to the [[w:disney:Birds (Cinderella)|bluebirds]] and [[w:disney:Mice|mice]] from [[Cinderella]].'') [[Squirrel]]s also participate in the cleaning. | |||
* Bernice leaves the ball in a coach driven by a [[weasel]]. | |||
=== Clothes === | |||
* In the Pantoland Bernice finds herself dressed in [[tights]], a [[tunic]] and [[tricorn]] hat. | |||
* Bernice is happy that women do not have to wear [[corset]]s in the [[26th century]]. | |||
* The [[petticoat]]s that Bernice is wearing belong to the [[Victorian era|Victorian]] style, not [[Middle Ages|Medieval]] one. | |||
=== Food and beverages === | |||
* The [[Vizier]] uses magic to order [[curry]] with [[paratha]], [[aloo saag]], and [[Peshwari naan]]. He soon regrets not ordering an extra portion of [[rice]] for "Alladin". | |||
* [[Tea]] did not yet exist in [[England]] in [[1420]] and certainly not during the times of knights and castles. | |||
=== Cultural references === | |||
* Benny cries "[[Geronimo]]". | |||
* [[Columbine]] and [[Harlequin]] are typical characters in [[pantomime]]. | |||
* [[Grel]]'s allies are the [[Ogre]], [[Wicked Queen]] and [[Rat King]]. | |||
* [[Genie]] from the lamp looks like a gigantic [[Perfecton (species)|Perfecton]]. | |||
* Bernice was planning to read the thesis ''[[English Pantomime: A Critical Study]]'' by Professor [[Ferdinand Archduke|F. Archduke]]. | |||
=== Songs === | |||
* Bernice sings "[[Lullaby of Birdland]]". | * Bernice sings "[[Lullaby of Birdland]]". | ||
* In the Pantoland, Wolsey attempts to sing "[[I'd Do Anything]]" and "[[There'll Always Be an England]]" but is quickly silenced by Bernice on both occasions. | |||
* | * Benny sings "[[Row, Row, Row Your Boat]]". | ||
== Notes == | == Notes == | ||
[[ | * This is the first release of [[Big Finish Productions]] and, consequently, the directorial debut of [[Nicholas Briggs]] for the company. | ||
* Like many early Big Finish releases, this audio story was released on double cassette as well as double CD. | * [[Jacqueline Rayner]] was engaged to adapt the [[Oh No It Isn't! (novel)|novel]] for audio by suggestion of its author [[Paul Cornell]], who was busy working on the TV series ''Wavelength''.<ref name="BFC">''[[The Big Finish Companion: Volume 1]]''</ref> Cornell dedicated the novel to Rayner. | ||
* [[Jo Castleton]] auditioned for the role of [[Bernice Summerfield]].<ref name="BFC" /> | |||
* The original theme for the series was composed by [[Alistair Lock]] for Paul Cornell's project ''Phoenix Ryan''.<ref name="BFC" /> | |||
* [[Gary Russell]] wanted to start the first season with ''[[Dragons' Wrath (audio story)|Dragons' Wrath]]'', but Cornell persuaded him to use as a pilot the adaptation of the novel that was also the pilot for [[Virgin Bernice Summerfield New Adventures]].<ref name="BFC" /> | |||
* Like many early Big Finish releases, this audio story was released on double cassette as well as double CD. Both the CD and cassette are now discontinued, and is now available as a digital download. | |||
* This and other early releases have been reissued with a slightly different cover to bring it in line with the later series branding. | * This and other early releases have been reissued with a slightly different cover to bring it in line with the later series branding. | ||
* This audio story was recorded on [[25 June (production)|25]] and [[26 June (production)|26 June]] [[1998]]. | * The image of Bernice Summerfield on the original cover was drawn by [[Lee Sullivan]] to accompany [[Paul Cornell]]'s interview about the character in ''[[Doctor Who Magazine]]''. A later cover replaced it with [[Paul Vyse]]'s "Professor Bernice Summerfield" logo of the series.<ref name="BFC" /> | ||
* The following people and organisations were thanked in the CD booklet: [[Simon Moore]], the [[Intergalactic Arts|IGA]], [[Brenda Smith]] and everyone at [[CFP]], everyone at [[Virgin Books|Virgin]] Licensing. | |||
* The front of the 2nd edition CD case featured the tagline "Science fiction has never sounded so much fun!" | |||
* The back of the 2nd edition CD case featured short introductory blurbs about Professor Bernice Summerfield, [[Wolsey]], [[pantomime]] and the [[Grel]]. | |||
* In the 2nd edition, numbers "1•1" were added to the CD spine to bring it in line with the enumeration of releases: series 1, release 1. | |||
* The 2nd edition CD booklet featured photos of [[Lisa Bowerman]] and [[Nicholas Courtney]] by [[Stephanie Hornett]]. | |||
* This audio story was recorded on [[25 June (production)|25]] and [[26 June (production)|26 June]] [[1998 (production)|1998]] at the [[Intergalactic Arts]] in [[London]]. | |||
* This story was originally released on CD and cassette. It is now available on CD only, with a download version currently unavailable. | |||
=== Pantomime, theatre and books === | |||
* Numerous references are made to various fairy tales used in panto including ''[[Cinderella]]'', ''[[Aladdin]]'', ''[[Sleeping Beauty]]'', ''[[Puss in Boots]]'' and ''[[Snow White]]'', as well as [[gnome]]s and [[elf|elves]]. | |||
* There are yellow brick roads in Pantoland. (''This is an allusion to ''[[The Wizard of Oz]]''.'') | |||
* One of the inhabitants of Pantoland is called Jack from the Village. Wolsey was once offered some magic beans. (''These are allusions to {{wi|Jack and the Beanstalk}}.'') | |||
* Wolsey thinks that his master is Dick Whittington. (''This is in line with the story {{wi|Dick Whittington and His Cat}}.'') | |||
* King Rupert explains that Prince Charming was found near a cottage made entirely of chocolate and other sweets. (''This is an allusion to ''[[Hansel and Gretel]]''.'') | |||
* Many do not like dwarves because of Rumplephobia. (''This is an allusion to {{wi|Rumpelstiltskin}}.'') | |||
* [[Arthur Candy|Dame Candy]] mentions the business with the transvestite wolf. (''This is an allusion to the [[Big Bad Wolf]].'') | |||
* Wolsey's [[tap dance|tap dancing]] is described as a "cat on a hot tin roof". (''This is an allusion to the play {{wi|Cat on a Hot Tin Roof}} by {{w|Tennessee Williams}}.'') | |||
* Wolsey euphemistically states that he "has been to London to see the Queen. (''This is a quote from the nursery rhyme {{wi|Pussy Cat Pussy Cat}}.'') | |||
* Bernice pretends to have been helped by a family of bears who fed porridge to her. (''This is an allusion to {{wi|Goldilocks and the Three Bears}}.'') | |||
* [[Columbine]] and [[Harlequin]] are typical characters in [[pantomime]]. | |||
* [[Grel]]'s allies are the [[Ogre]], [[Wicked Queen]] and [[Rat King]]. | |||
* [[Genie]] from the lamp looks like a gigantic [[Perfecton (species)|Perfecton]]. | |||
* Bernice was planning to read the thesis ''[[English Pantomime: A Critical Study]]'' by Professor [[Ferdinand Archduke|F. Archduke]]. | |||
=== Track listing from the CD === | |||
==== Disc One ==== | |||
# God is an enormous cat in a hat? | |||
# Disturbing a beautiful young woman's underwear. | |||
# I am not a 'small person'. I am a dwarf. And I'm proud. | |||
# Do you want your 2:1 or not? | |||
# And I've seen you poo! | |||
# The King's balls get bigger every year! | |||
==== Disc Two ==== | |||
# Life is but a dream. | |||
# He does not want to catch Mad Human Disease. | |||
# Soft warn thing that smells of Servant Woman. | |||
# C'mon. Let's get back to the Castle. | |||
# The reward will be whopping great riches! | |||
# Don't step on the white tiles. | |||
# That's not something you see everyday, is it? | |||
# Give us the lamp! | |||
=== Cover gallery === | |||
<gallery position="center" captionalign="center" hideaddbutton="true"> | |||
Oh No It Isnt cassette cover.jpg|Cassette cover with [[Lee Sullivan]]'s Benny, additionally mentioning the author [[Paul Cornell]] | |||
Oh No It Isn't audio cover.jpg|CD cover with Lee Sullivan's Benny, additionally mentioning the author Paul Cornell | |||
OhNoItIsnt cover without Benny.jpg|CD cover with [[Paul Vyse]]'s series logo | |||
Oh No It Isn't.jpg|Cover of the original novel | |||
</gallery> | |||
== Continuity == | == Continuity == | ||
* Wolsey was given to the [[Seventh Doctor]] in [[PROSE]]: | * [[Jayne Waspo|Jayne]] refers to the fact that Bernice served in [[Spacefleet]]. [[Bernice Summerfield|Bernice]] clarifies that she was conscripted. ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|Love and War (novel)}}) | ||
* [[Wolsey]] was given to the [[Seventh Doctor]] by [[Joan Redfern (novel character)|Joan Redfern]] in [[April]] [[1914]]. ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|Human Nature (novel)}}) The [[Eighth Doctor]] then gave him to Bernice in [[May]] [[1997]]. ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|The Dying Days (novel)}}) | |||
* Bernice refers to the fact that the [[20th century]] is her favourite period of [[Earth]]'s history. ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|The Dying Days (novel)}}) | |||
* Bernice refers to her [[marriage]] to [[Jason Kane]] in [[Cheldon Bonniface]] on [[24 April]] [[2010]] ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|Happy Endings (novel)}}) and their subsequent [[divorce]]. ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|Eternity Weeps (novel)}}) | |||
== External links == | == External links == | ||
{{Bigfinish|releases/v/oh-no-it-isn-t-8|Oh No It Isn't!}} | |||
{{dwrefguide|benny01.htm|Oh No It Isn't}} | |||
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Latest revision as of 12:06, 20 July 2024
Based upon the novel of the same title by Virgin, Oh No It Isn't! was the first Bernice Summerfield audio story, and indeed the very first thing that Big Finish Productions commercially released. It and the other stories of this first series were instrumental in Gary Russell and Jason Haigh-Ellery's success in obtaining a licence from BBC Worldwide to make original audio dramas based on Doctor Who, a licence which was denied to Russell in 1996.
Introducing Lisa Bowerman as Bernice Summerfield, it also featured Nicholas Courtney, best known for his character Brigadier Alistair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart, as her cat Wolsey. Like almost every story in the first series, it was adapted by Jacqueline Rayner from a Virgin New Adventures novel.
Publisher's summary[[edit] | [edit source]]
"The King's balls get bigger every year!"
What could possibly go wrong on Professor Bernice Summerfield's investigation into the lost civilisation of Perfecton? Nothing, it seems — until they leave the planet and spot a dirty great missile heading towards their ship. But instead of oblivion, Benny finds herself plunged into the strange world of — panto.
Plot[[edit] | [edit source]]
Professor Bernice Summerfield leads an archaeological dig on the planet Perfecton, a previously quarantined world. It was previously home to the Perfectons, a technologically advanced race that never developed space travel. It orbits an old red giant star, which is in imminent risk of becoming a supernova. Despite this Lieutenant Prince, the navigator of their ship Winton, is confident that the ship's sensors will detect the star beginning to collapse, giving them three hours to evacuate. After bathing, Bernice prepares to read a textbook by Professor Archduke on obscure theatrical forms from 20th century Earth, but is interrupted when a missile is detected heading for them from the planet. She rushes out to the bridge as the file is loading. The Grel board the Winton, intending to drain its data before moving onto the planet. Both groups are powerless to prevent the missile striking…
Bernice awakens in a beautiful meadow. She is surprised as she remembers the missile striking and believes she is dead and this is some sort of afterlife. She is even more surprised to find Wolsey is here, as an enormous talking cat in a hat with a penchant for singing who seems to believe she is a boy named Dick Whittington. Her behaviour is also changed, as when they find a small house that is messy, she insists on cleaning the house fully, despite the fact she dislikes tidying. She suspects she might have been slipped a drudgery drug, especially when birds and other forest animals show up to assist with the cleaning. She goes to sleep, hoping she will wake up back on the Winton. When she awakes, she encounters more of her archaeology crew: her students as seven dwarfs and Professor Candy as a Dame who is been pursued by the Grel. She is relieved to see the Grel recognise her but they attack and she is injured. They are saved by Lieutenant Prince, who is known here as Prince Charming.
After Bernice's wound is healed, Prince Charming invites her to the Ball held by his father, King Rupert (who is Captain Balsam). Bernice begins to convince Wolsey that this world is not making sense: Wolsey believes they are in England, but has knowledge of things that should not exist in this supposed time, like tea; the dwarfs believe they live in the Land of Good King Rupert; the Prince did not recognise her when they met, but the King seems to be her father and the prince her (unrelated) stepbrother. They are interrupted by the Vizier, who is not someone they know from the ship and a hissing sound is heard whenever he enters. The King has decided Bernice should be married and there are several bachelors at tonight's Ball. In order to reach an "ending" to the multiple stories that seem to be occurring, Bernice decides to accept the marriages of all her prospective suitors, hoping that whatever is controlling these events will become confused and reveal itself. The clock strikes midnight and the Ball fades away. Bernice and her friends are still in this fantasy world, but she is now dressed in rags and forced to clean floors for her two ugly stepsisters. She is visited by her Fairy Godfather who, while talking to Bernice, seems to also be talking to others that only he can see and warns her if she keeps treating this world as a dream or an afterlife, they are all doomed. He also is not someone from the Winton and he grants her three wishes (the first wish had been used to attend the King's Ball, so two remain). She wishes to see who he is talking to, which he obliges, which is revealed to be an audience. Her third is to join them, so she can find an exit from this world. When she finds herself in the audience, she recognises them all as Perfectons, although they are all asleep. They are also in a 20th century Earth Theatre, but when she tries the exit, she finds herself back in the story. Wolsey, Dame Candy and the dwarfs now realise that none of their stories match and that there is something wrong with this world, particularly Wolsey. Bernice deduces that this is because Wolsey was the only non-sentient lifeform on the ship. In order to try to free his memories, Bernice attempts to hypnotise Wolsey, where he remembers seeing the title English Pantomime: A Critical Study by Professor F. Archduke on the computer screen. Somehow, the matter of the thesis has become the matter of their reality.
They visit the Vizier in the hopes he can help them as he, like the Fairy Godfather, is not a character from the ship. He sends them to collect a lamp in a desert outside the palace. However, the dangers encountered in this place is real, compared to the pantomime fights or the wound Bernice received earlier that healed completely. As they hand the lamp over to the Vizier, the Grel arrive with several pantomime villains they have allied with. They steal the lamp, as they recognise it as a powerful artefact. After rubbing the lamp, a genie (who has the form of a giant Perfecton) appears. The Grel believe that such an ally will help them conquer this world, but the genie attacks the Grel. While it is distracted by the Grel's ogre ally, the Vizier uses his magic to transport them all away. The genie begins to destroy this world, first by grabbing the sky (the set backdrop), breaking the fourth wall and allowing the Perfectons to enter the pantomime world. The King sends out a call for a hero to come forth to vanquish the genie. Realising that the pantomime army does not stand a chance against the genie and the Perfectons, Bernice examines the plinth the Vizier planned to put the lamp. Pressing on the indentation on the plinth, Bernice and the others are temporarily transported back to the Winton. The star is nearly ready to go supernovae and the Perfecton missile had pierced the ships databanks. Unable to keep the pressure on the plinth, they soon return to the pantomime world, each remembering a fraction of how they really are. Wolsey is particularly distraught by this; if they return, he will no longer be self-aware and will lose all memories of how he is now. Bernice recognises the Vizier as part of the computer program and how it is somehow generating this world. The Vizier, acting as an exit command, has been pointing them towards the lamp as a form of escape. Transported back to the front of the army, they confront the Perfecton Genie. It claims that the Perfectons elected not to focus on space travel, but to develop Perfecton into the perfect world, only to discover that their world would soon become uninhabitable. Bernice then deduces that the Perfectons then created a computer matrix, combining all the knowledge of the Perfecton race and their own minds and loaded it onto the missile that was fired at the Winton, enabling the Perfectons to take over the host ship and escape, allowing their race to survive. Unfortunately, as the missile pierced the data core at the precise moment the pantomime thesis was been uploaded, the Perfectons became the audience, rather than taking over the crew. The genie is the master program of the Perfecton’s design, inadvertently released by the Grel and can now directly attack the main computer, deleting them all if successful. Bernice tricks the genie into returning back into the lamp and they escape, but are pursued by the Perfecton army. Wolsey sacrifices himself to buy them the time needed to place the lamp on the plinth, ending the Perfecton program and returning them to the ship. They escape the exploding star with seconds to spare and Wolsey, who was injured, receives medical attention.
Cast[[edit] | [edit source]]
- Professor Bernice Summmerfield - Lisa Bowerman
- Wolsey - Nicholas Courtney
- Jayne Waspo / Bitchy - Jo Castleton
- Michael Doran / Cute - Jonathan Brüün
- Captain Balsam / King Rupert - Colin McIntyre
- Lt Prince / Prince Charming - Nicholas Briggs
- Professor Candy / Dame Candy - James Campbell
- The Grand Vizier - Mark Gatiss
- The Grel Master - Alistair Lock
Crew[[edit] | [edit source]]
- Cover Art - Jon Sullivan
- Director - Nicholas Briggs
- Executive Producer - Jason Haigh-Ellery
- Music and Sound Design - Alistair Lock
- Producer - Gary Russell
- Writer - Paul Cornell, adapted by Jacqueline Rayner
Worldbuilding[[edit] | [edit source]]
Individuals[[edit] | [edit source]]
- Benny is accompanied in the expedition to Perfecton by seven students: Jayne Waspo, Michael Doran, Arex, Pluse, Fuleep, Marjorie and Rose.
- Benny thinks that the Dean of St Oscar's University has a wicked sense of humour.
- Professor Archduke asked Bernice to take a look at his recent thesis.
- Sentient Wolsey thinks that Bernice, whom he calls "Dick", is planning to become the Lord Mayor of London. Bernice recalls that Richard Whittington was a historical person, who was Lord Mayor of London three times between 1397 and 1420.
- The Fairy Godfather points out that it was he and not Vivienne Westwood who created Bernice's ballgown.
Species[[edit] | [edit source]]
- Arex calls other students "human scum".
- Grellor is the homeworld of the Grel.
- The Grel afterlife is called Slawcor.
Locations[[edit] | [edit source]]
- St Oscar's University is on Dellah.
- Wolsey thinks that he and Bernice are on their way to London.
- Trying to reconcile Pantoland with his knowledge of England of the 14th-15th century, Wolsey suggests that King Rupert might rule over some small kingdom in Surrey or Kent.
Animals[[edit] | [edit source]]
- In the Pantoland Bernice meets harmonising bluebirds who help her clean the house and bring their friends mice to help. (This is an allusion to the bluebirds and mice from Cinderella.) Squirrels also participate in the cleaning.
- Bernice leaves the ball in a coach driven by a weasel.
Clothes[[edit] | [edit source]]
- In the Pantoland Bernice finds herself dressed in tights, a tunic and tricorn hat.
- Bernice is happy that women do not have to wear corsets in the 26th century.
- The petticoats that Bernice is wearing belong to the Victorian style, not Medieval one.
Food and beverages[[edit] | [edit source]]
- The Vizier uses magic to order curry with paratha, aloo saag, and Peshwari naan. He soon regrets not ordering an extra portion of rice for "Alladin".
- Tea did not yet exist in England in 1420 and certainly not during the times of knights and castles.
Cultural references[[edit] | [edit source]]
- Benny cries "Geronimo".
- Columbine and Harlequin are typical characters in pantomime.
- Grel's allies are the Ogre, Wicked Queen and Rat King.
- Genie from the lamp looks like a gigantic Perfecton.
- Bernice was planning to read the thesis English Pantomime: A Critical Study by Professor F. Archduke.
Songs[[edit] | [edit source]]
- Bernice sings "Lullaby of Birdland".
- In the Pantoland, Wolsey attempts to sing "I'd Do Anything" and "There'll Always Be an England" but is quickly silenced by Bernice on both occasions.
- Benny sings "Row, Row, Row Your Boat".
Notes[[edit] | [edit source]]
- This is the first release of Big Finish Productions and, consequently, the directorial debut of Nicholas Briggs for the company.
- Jacqueline Rayner was engaged to adapt the novel for audio by suggestion of its author Paul Cornell, who was busy working on the TV series Wavelength.[1] Cornell dedicated the novel to Rayner.
- Jo Castleton auditioned for the role of Bernice Summerfield.[1]
- The original theme for the series was composed by Alistair Lock for Paul Cornell's project Phoenix Ryan.[1]
- Gary Russell wanted to start the first season with Dragons' Wrath, but Cornell persuaded him to use as a pilot the adaptation of the novel that was also the pilot for Virgin Bernice Summerfield New Adventures.[1]
- Like many early Big Finish releases, this audio story was released on double cassette as well as double CD. Both the CD and cassette are now discontinued, and is now available as a digital download.
- This and other early releases have been reissued with a slightly different cover to bring it in line with the later series branding.
- The image of Bernice Summerfield on the original cover was drawn by Lee Sullivan to accompany Paul Cornell's interview about the character in Doctor Who Magazine. A later cover replaced it with Paul Vyse's "Professor Bernice Summerfield" logo of the series.[1]
- The following people and organisations were thanked in the CD booklet: Simon Moore, the IGA, Brenda Smith and everyone at CFP, everyone at Virgin Licensing.
- The front of the 2nd edition CD case featured the tagline "Science fiction has never sounded so much fun!"
- The back of the 2nd edition CD case featured short introductory blurbs about Professor Bernice Summerfield, Wolsey, pantomime and the Grel.
- In the 2nd edition, numbers "1•1" were added to the CD spine to bring it in line with the enumeration of releases: series 1, release 1.
- The 2nd edition CD booklet featured photos of Lisa Bowerman and Nicholas Courtney by Stephanie Hornett.
- This audio story was recorded on 25 and 26 June 1998 at the Intergalactic Arts in London.
- This story was originally released on CD and cassette. It is now available on CD only, with a download version currently unavailable.
Pantomime, theatre and books[[edit] | [edit source]]
- Numerous references are made to various fairy tales used in panto including Cinderella, Aladdin, Sleeping Beauty, Puss in Boots and Snow White, as well as gnomes and elves.
- There are yellow brick roads in Pantoland. (This is an allusion to The Wizard of Oz.)
- One of the inhabitants of Pantoland is called Jack from the Village. Wolsey was once offered some magic beans. (These are allusions to Jack and the Beanstalk.)
- Wolsey thinks that his master is Dick Whittington. (This is in line with the story Dick Whittington and His Cat.)
- King Rupert explains that Prince Charming was found near a cottage made entirely of chocolate and other sweets. (This is an allusion to Hansel and Gretel.)
- Many do not like dwarves because of Rumplephobia. (This is an allusion to Rumpelstiltskin.)
- Dame Candy mentions the business with the transvestite wolf. (This is an allusion to the Big Bad Wolf.)
- Wolsey's tap dancing is described as a "cat on a hot tin roof". (This is an allusion to the play Cat on a Hot Tin Roof by Tennessee Williams.)
- Wolsey euphemistically states that he "has been to London to see the Queen. (This is a quote from the nursery rhyme Pussy Cat Pussy Cat.)
- Bernice pretends to have been helped by a family of bears who fed porridge to her. (This is an allusion to Goldilocks and the Three Bears.)
- Columbine and Harlequin are typical characters in pantomime.
- Grel's allies are the Ogre, Wicked Queen and Rat King.
- Genie from the lamp looks like a gigantic Perfecton.
- Bernice was planning to read the thesis English Pantomime: A Critical Study by Professor F. Archduke.
Track listing from the CD[[edit] | [edit source]]
Disc One[[edit] | [edit source]]
- God is an enormous cat in a hat?
- Disturbing a beautiful young woman's underwear.
- I am not a 'small person'. I am a dwarf. And I'm proud.
- Do you want your 2:1 or not?
- And I've seen you poo!
- The King's balls get bigger every year!
Disc Two[[edit] | [edit source]]
- Life is but a dream.
- He does not want to catch Mad Human Disease.
- Soft warn thing that smells of Servant Woman.
- C'mon. Let's get back to the Castle.
- The reward will be whopping great riches!
- Don't step on the white tiles.
- That's not something you see everyday, is it?
- Give us the lamp!
Cover gallery[[edit] | [edit source]]
Cassette cover with Lee Sullivan's Benny, additionally mentioning the author Paul Cornell
CD cover with Lee Sullivan's Benny, additionally mentioning the author Paul Cornell
CD cover with Paul Vyse's series logo
Cover of the original novel
Continuity[[edit] | [edit source]]
- Jayne refers to the fact that Bernice served in Spacefleet. Bernice clarifies that she was conscripted. (PROSE: Love and War [+]Loading...["Love and War (novel)"])
- Wolsey was given to the Seventh Doctor by Joan Redfern in April 1914. (PROSE: Human Nature [+]Loading...["Human Nature (novel)"]) The Eighth Doctor then gave him to Bernice in May 1997. (PROSE: The Dying Days [+]Loading...["The Dying Days (novel)"])
- Bernice refers to the fact that the 20th century is her favourite period of Earth's history. (PROSE: The Dying Days [+]Loading...["The Dying Days (novel)"])
- Bernice refers to her marriage to Jason Kane in Cheldon Bonniface on 24 April 2010 (PROSE: Happy Endings [+]Loading...["Happy Endings (novel)"]) and their subsequent divorce. (PROSE: Eternity Weeps [+]Loading...["Eternity Weeps (novel)"])
External links[[edit] | [edit source]]
- Official Oh No It Isn't! page at bigfinish.com
- Oh No It Isn't at the Doctor Who Reference Guide
- Database entry of Oh No It Isn't! in MusicBrainz
Footnotes[[edit] | [edit source]]
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