Tea
Tea was a drink made from the dried leaves of the tea plant, Camellia, created by brewing the leaves in hot water.[source needed] Tea leaves were sometimes encased in porous bags, making it easier to dispose the leaves after steeping. (TV: The Invasion of Time, The Lodger, PROSE: The Dying Days) The Fifth Doctor once described tea to Will Chandler as "a noxious infusion of oriental leaves containing a high percentage of toxic acid". Will thought it sounded vile, to which the Doctor replied, "Personally, I rather like it". (TV: The Awakening) According to Samuel Johnson, the proper use of tea was to relax the studious, a claim the Fourth Doctor quoted while in the Morovanian Museum. (AUDIO: The Renaissance Man)
Milk and sugar were often used to flavour tea. According to Professor Litefoot, ladies should add only one lump of sugar to their tea. (TV: The Talons of Weng-Chiang) Lemon was also often used to flavour tea. (PROSE: Fallen Gods)
According to the Eighth Doctor, one should "never turn down tea if it's offered. It's impolite, and that's how wars start." Although at first claiming this to have incited at least fourteen different wars, he admitted that he may have been exaggerating when pressed. (AUDIO: Memory Lane)
When tea was not served with a meal, it was often served with biscuits and jam. (TV: The Power of Kroll) The Second Doctor once requested a patty cake with his tea. (TV: The Invasion) The Eleventh Doctor was particularly fond of Jammie Dodgers with his tea. He once fooled the Daleks into believing that the biscuit was the TARDIS self-destruct control. He claimed that he brought the biscuit since he was promised tea. (TV: Victory of the Daleks) Tea could also be served with Jaffa Cakes. (PROSE: Mrs Acres)
Although unknown in England until 1420, (AUDIO: Oh No It Isn't!) tea later became prominent in British culture and was often drunk for comfort. When offered a cup of tea by her mother, Jackie in the middle of an alien invasion, Rose Tyler sarcastically referred to tea as "the solution to everything". Shortly afterwards, Mickey Smith dryly said to Rose that Jackie's offer of tea was the equivalent of "having a picnic while the world comes to an end" and "very British." (TV: The Christmas Invasion) Rose said to a parallel universe version of Jackie that her Jackie would not go to bed until she had a cup of tea, with two sugars. The parallel Jackie did the same as the one from Rose's universe. (TV: Rise of the Cybermen)
"Rosy Lee" was Cockney rhyming slang for "tea". (AUDIO: Dead Men's Tales)
Preparation[[edit] | [edit source]]
In 1946, George Orwell supposedly laid down the eleven golden rules for preparing the perfect cup of tea:
"Indian tea only. Use a china or earthenware teapot. Warm the pot first. Make the tea strong. Never imprison the tea leaves in a bag. Take the teapot to the kettle and not the other way round, so that the water is still boiling at the moment of use. Shake the pot after preparing the tea. Be sure to use a cylindrical cup. Remove the cream from the milk before adding it. Put the tea in the cup first, and the milk second. And finally, of course, no sugar."
These words were uttered by a hologram on Separation Day station, who took them for fact. (PROSE: Separation Day)
Serving tea[[edit] | [edit source]]
Tea rooms were businesses that primarily served tea. (PROSE: The Splintered Gate)
Whilst in Northumbria in 1066, the First Monk offered his prisoner, the First Doctor some toast, bacon, eggs, and tea for breakfast. (TV: The Time Meddler)
The Doctor considered the ability to make tea important. The Fourth Doctor once asked Romana I if she knew how to make tea. As she didn't know what it was, he claimed that the Time Lords no longer taught anything useful. (TV: The Ribos Operation) When Professor Litefoot attempted to educate Leela on the etiquette of tea, the Fourth Doctor told her that the only thing she really needed to know was how to heat a teapot. (TV: The Talons of Weng-Chiang)
During his time with UNIT, the Third Doctor drank a lot of tea. Tea was so important to him that the tea lady was allowed in his lab, which was off limits to anyone except the Brigadier and his staff. (TV: Terror of the Autons) The Doctor also profited scientifically from his fondness of tea. When Sergeant Benton offered him a cup of tea, it helped jog his memory that the leaves inside the beverage were the linchpin necessary to finish construction of a functional time flow analog. (TV: The Time Monster)
Tilda and Tabby attempted to trap Melanie Bush by serving her tea. (TV: Paradise Towers)
Deadbeat performed odd jobs for Captain Cook, including making Cook's special blend of tea. (TV: The Greatest Show in the Galaxy)
Daleks, posing as man-made machines called Ironsides, had a variety of duties including serving tea. (TV: Victory of the Daleks)
A secretary served tea to Victor Kennedy, prior to Kennedy revealing himself and absorbing her. (WC: Tardisode 10)
After Owen Harper was relieved of his duties with Torchwood Three, he was tasked with providing tea. (TV: A Day in the Death)
Types of tea[[edit] | [edit source]]
English breakfast was a commonly drunk type of tea. (AUDIO: Dead Man's Switch)
According to the Seventh Doctor, tea made in a hotel room tasted worse than any other kind of tea. (AUDIO: The Shadow of the Scourge)
The Second Doctor once memorised a detailed map of London in a desperate attempt to not think about the "execrable tea" the Brigadier served him and Jamie McCrimmon. This was AAFI tea, atrociously strong and thick with sugar, but the Brigadier and Jamie enjoyed their cups quite happily. (PROSE: The Invasion) He expressed a desire for Assam for its "particularly agreeable flavour" and Lapsang souchong. (PROSE: Downtime)
Tibetans drank hot yak butter tea to fortify themselves against the cold of their native land. (COMIC: Yonder... The Yeti) The Second Doctor and Professor Travers enjoyed it as the monks served it: Unsweetened, milkless, and with yak butter. (PROSE: Doctor Who and the Abominable Snowmen)
The Seventh Doctor was particularly fond of Lapsang souchong, Earl Grey, and Arcturan tea. He disliked peppermint tea, but drank some because it was a gift from a friend. (PROSE: Original Sin, Lucifer Rising, Notre Dame du Temps)
Captain Cook created a special blend of tea made from tea leaves located in the Groz valley on Melogophon. (TV: The Greatest Show in the Galaxy)
The Eighth Doctor enjoyed darjeeling tea with lemon. (PROSE: Fallen Gods) He also once acquired oolong tea from Peking, which he offered to his companion, Mary Shelley. (AUDIO: Army of Death)
The War Doctor views Earl Grey tea as one of the finer things in life. (PROSE: Engines of War)
Settlers on the planet Sunday would make a tea using tree sap. (PROSE: Wetworld)
The Thirteenth Doctor's favourite tea was Yorkshire Tea. (PROSE: The Good Doctor)
Dr Jeremiah O'Kane left Dr Colin Dove a sizeable amount of tea, including red China, India, Earl Grey, lapsang souchong, green gunpowder and black Russian. When offered, Peter Russell asked for red China. (HOMEVID: The Zero Imperative)
Iced tea was a form of tea that included ice. Liz Shaw poured some for herself and Ed Crowborough. (AUDIO: The Sentinels of the New Dawn)
Healing properties[[edit] | [edit source]]
Tea was considered a healing substance. According to the Tenth Doctor, the free radicals and tannin in tea made it ideal for "healing the synapses". At the time, the vapour from a spilled flask of tea had helped the Doctor recover from his recent regeneration. (TV: The Christmas Invasion)
The Sixth Doctor drank tea to recover from Sancreda's psychic attack. (AUDIO: The Spectre of Lanyon Moor)
The Eleventh Doctor used a large amount of very strong tea to save the life of Craig Owens, who had been adversely affected by a ceiling that had been altered by a time ship's attempts to find a pilot; the Doctor claimed that it "reversed the enzyme decay". (TV: The Lodger)
Aliens[[edit] | [edit source]]
While tea was an Earth creation, it was enjoyed by aliens as well, and existed on some other planets.
Davros enjoyed sweet tea. (AUDIO: Guilt)
Turlough expressed a fondness for tea, or as he called it, "that brown liquid." (TV: The Awakening)
Vilgreth was fond of tea and took some with him when he left Earth in his spaceship. (AUDIO: Last of the Titans)
Skagra, when attempting to read the mind of Professor Chronotis, experienced the taste of tea and found it "faintly unpleasant". (PROSE: Shada)
After hypnotising Pete Lomax, the Master stole Pete's shortbread biscuit and dipped it in his tea before leaving. (PROSE: Harvest of Time)
Tea existed on Mondas at the time of the creation of the Cybermen. (AUDIO: Spare Parts)
Despite their differences, both Charlie Smith and Andrea Quill enjoyed tea. (TV: For Tonight We Might Die)
The alien natives of Askenflatt Minor enjoyed tea, and the planet's Warp Hotel claimed to serve the "best tea in the known universe". (PROSE: The Hero Factor)
There was no tea on Skaro, though the extract of a Varga plant could serve as a "surprisingly passable" substitute. (AUDIO: Palindrome)
The Doctor[[edit] | [edit source]]
When Sheena Flynn offered the Second Doctor tea, he asked for milk and one sugar. (AUDIO: Wrath of the Ice Warriors)
The Third Doctor took his tea with milk and four sugars. (TV: Invasion of the Dinosaurs) He had a habit of stirring his tea with whatever was available, such as a silicon rod. (TV: The Three Doctors) The Brigadier was once confused when the Third Doctor did not put milk or sugar in his tea. In fact, he was not having tea with the Doctor, but with the Master, who had temporarily stolen the Doctor's body. (PROSE: The Switching)
The Emperor of China once gave the Doctor a gift of tea. During her travels with the Fifth Doctor, Nyssa gave the tea away, unaware of its origins. (AUDIO: Spare Parts)
The Fifth Doctor took his tea with two sugars, (AUDIO: The Eternal Summer, PROSE: The Comet's Tail) but asked for milk and no sugar on Florana. (AUDIO: The Elite) He told Private Bates that he wanted it "stirred, not shaken". (AUDIO: The Helliax Rift) The Ninth also took two sugars. (TV: The Unquiet Dead)
The Sixth Doctor took his with six (AUDIO: Project: Lazarus, The Mindless Ones) whilst the Fourth Doctor once asked for tea with "just eight" sugars (COMIC: Doctor Who and the Star Beast) and the Twelfth Doctor shovelled seven into his cup. (TV: Death in Heaven)
An attempt on the Sixth Doctor's life was made by poisoning his tea with soluble aspirin. The Doctor counteracted the aspirin by eating chocolate. (AUDIO: The Condemned) Constance Clarke offered him one last cup of tea at her house when she returned home. (AUDIO: Quicksilver)
The Seventh Doctor once met a potential future version of himself who had a particularly great interest in tea. (COMIC: Party Animals)
In a coffee shop in London in 1963, John, a Jamaican employee served the Seventh Doctor a mug of tea. The pair chatted about adding sugar to tea, and whether it would "make a difference", leading the Doctor to muse about the larger ripple effects that occur through time even from small decisions. John's father had worked in the sugar fields in Jamaica, hence, the Doctor concluded, if he controlled people's taste buds so no one would take sugar with their tea, John's father wouldn't have had the job. John replied that if sugar hadn't been put in tea, his Great-grandfather wouldn't have been kidnapped, chained up and sold in Kingston in the first place, and that he'd be an African. (TV: Remembrance of the Daleks)
The War Doctor enjoyed a good cup of tea. (AUDIO: Legion of the Lost) Tea was the last thing he consumed before his death. (TV: The Day of the Doctor)
Sometime before his ninth incarnation, the Doctor pushed boxes of tea at the Boston Tea Party. (TV: The Unquiet Dead)
In the summer of 2004, the Ninth Doctor tried to buy a cup of tea from a café in Cambridge with the bigger 10p pieces that had ceased to be legal tender, so Riccy Unwin gave him 50p so he could pay. Also in 2004, the Ninth Doctor once had tea made in a fine bone china cup by a drinks machine in a hospital. (PROSE: Have You Seen This Man?)
The Tenth Doctor drank tea at the Warp Hotel on Askenflatt Minor, which he found to be "the best cuppa in the known universe — and at least half of the unknown universe". He thought the coffee on Askenflatt Major was better, but not the tea. (PROSE: The Hero Factor)
After shunting Gallifrey into a pocket universe, the Doctor's first regeneration cycle celebrated with tea at the National Gallery with Clara Oswald. (PROSE: The Day of the Doctor)
Whilst in possession of Davros's chair, the Twelfth Doctor enjoyed a cup of tea. (TV: The Witch's Familiar)
While serving as assistant to the Doctor at St Luke's University, Nardole brought tea to his office, adding "a bit of coffee" to "give it some flavour". (TV: Thin Ice)
The Thirteenth Doctor promised Ryan Sinclair and Yasmin Khan that they would all have "a cuppa" and some fried egg sandwiches once they were done saving Karl Wright from Tzim-Sha. (TV: The Woman Who Fell to Earth) She later claimed she would have offered "a cuppa" to Police Officer Mason while he was searching her room at the Sahara Springs Motel, if not for the bad service. (TV: Rosa)
The Thirteenth Doctor believed that "a shock [was] no reason to waste good tea". She told Graham O'Brien this after his shock at discovering Bethany Brunwine was a Stilean flesh eater caused him to almost drop the tray of tea and biscuits he was holding. (COMIC: Hidden Human History)
When the Thirteenth Doctor met with Martha Jones in 1969, she explained regeneration over tea and custard cream. (COMIC: A Little Help from My Friends)
The Doctor's companions[[edit] | [edit source]]
Ben Jackson did not much care for tea, but took his with milk and no sugar. (PROSE: The Murder Game)
Polly Wright took her tea with four sugars. (AUDIO: The Dead Star [+]Loading...["The Dead Star (audio story)"])
Whilst at UNIT, Liz Shaw took her tea without sugar. (AUDIO: The Unzal Incursion [+]Loading...["The Unzal Incursion (audio story)"]) Whilst at P.R.O.B.E., Louise Bayliss made Liz's tea black with two sugars. She was happy to drink it with milk, however. (HOMEVID: The Zero Imperative [+]Loading...["The Zero Imperative (home video)"])
Tegan Jovanka was not much of a tea drinker. (PROSE: Resurrection of the Daleks)
Velar drank tea. (AUDIO: Gobbledegook)
In 1984 York, Vislor Turlough drank his tea with milk and sugar. (AUDIO: Power Game)
Abby liked her tea with milk substitute and four sugars. (AUDIO: The People Made of Smoke)
Melanie Bush claimed that she did not drink tea, (AUDIO: The Devil's Footprints) but she drank tea with Tabby and Tilda in Paradise Towers and told them that there was "nothing quite like tea and crumpets". (TV: Paradise Towers)
Raine Creevy drank English breakfast and had never tasted mint tea until she met Sayf Udeen. She liked the smell of mint tea and thought that it would be a nice change. (AUDIO: Crime of the Century) When she and the Doctor were going to drink tea in the TARDIS, she insisted on drinking hers with "gorgeously decadent luxury biscuits". (AUDIO: Dominion)
Bernice Summerfield drank tea with a small amount of milk and no sugar. (AUDIO: The Wake [+]Loading...["The Wake (audio story)"], Beyond the Sea [+]Loading...["Beyond the Sea (audio story)"]) She poured the milk first. (AUDIO: The True Saviour of the Universe [+]Loading...["The True Saviour of the Universe (audio story)"]) When she was pregnant with Peter, she drank tea instead of alcohol. (AUDIO: Professor Bernice Summerfield and the Skymines of Karthos [+]Loading...["Professor Bernice Summerfield and the Skymines of Karthos (audio story)"])
Fitz Kreiner enjoyed tea. (PROSE: The Fall of Yquatine)
Torchwood[[edit] | [edit source]]
Lizbeth Hayhoe drank her tea with milk and two sugars. She hoped to one day own a tea shop. (AUDIO: Ashenden)
Norton Folgate had his tea with as many sugars as he could get a hold of whilst rationing was in place. Once it was over, he realised that he did not enjoy it with too much sugar. (AUDIO: Parasite)
Andy Davidson took his tea with milk and one sugar. (AUDIO: Cadoc Point)
Tyler Steele preferred coffee to tea. (AUDIO: Changes Everything)
Ng developed a sweet tooth and started to take three sugars with her tea. (AUDIO: Another Man's Shoes) She took milk. (AUDIO: Aliens Next Door)
UNIT[[edit] | [edit source]]
At Cape Wrath, Alistair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart drank his tea with milk and no sugar. (AUDIO: Wrath of the Ice Warriors) He would later say that he liked his tea "hot, dark and sweet". (AUDIO: Kaleidoscope) In the Unbound Universe, the Brigadier enjoyed tea with milk, only to be given jasmine tea when at a Buddhist temple. (AUDIO: Sympathy for the Devil)
In the 1970s UNIT HQ had a coffee and tea machine. (TV: The Dæmons)
Winifred Bambera and Louise Rix preferred coffee to tea, whilst Jean-Paul Savarin said that he preferred champagne. (AUDIO: The Frequency)
Shana Siddiqui drank her tea white with no sugar. (AUDIO: Hosts of the Wirrn)
