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'''Urine''', colloquially referred to as '''piss''' or '''pee''', was a liquid expelled from the body as a way of ridding [[toxin]]s.
'''Urine''', colloquially referred to as '''piss''' or '''pee''', was a liquid expelled from the body as a way of ridding [[toxin]]s.


Convicted rapist and killer [[Oswald Danes]] claimed that guards were putting urine in his food in [[jail]]. Although they covered it with things like [[cream]] and [[gravy]], he could still taste the urine, for, as he put it, "[piss] has a way of enduring". ([[TV]]: ''[[The New World (TV story)|The New World]]'')
On [[6 June]] [[1780]], Newgate Prison was burnt down in the Gordon Riots. Released mental patients stood on the windowsills and urinated into the flames. ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|The Adventuress of Henrietta Street (novel)}})


According to one account, the [[Seventh Doctor]] once urinated in a linen store and "realised that the shelf he was peeing over was an inch-deep in dust". ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Delta and the Bannermen (novelisation)|Delta and the Bannermen]]''){{note|This was a typing error which was not caught in editing. By all accounts, it should say he was "peering over" the shelf at [[Keillor]].}}{{disputed}}
In [[1782]], [[Lisa-Beth Lachlan]] noticed that the regular customers of the [[Shakespeare's Head]] tavern in [[London]] often urinated on the floor, leaving wet patches which the posture-girls had to avoid as they struck their obscene poses. Later in the year, at the [[Manchester (city)|Manchester]] tavern [[The White Hart]], a local prostitute lost a potential gentleman customer to [[Katya (The Adventuress of Henrietta Street)|Katya]] after turning her back for two minutes to urinate in a back-alley. ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|The Adventuress of Henrietta Street (novel)}})


On [[6 June]] [[1780]], Newgate Prison was burnt down in the Gordon Riots.  Released mental patients stood on the windowsills and urinated into the flames. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[The Adventuress of Henrietta Street (novel)|The Adventuress of Henrietta Street]]'')
[[Sam Jones]]' friends [[Mo Clunes|Mo]] and [[Mikey Clunes]] were locked up overnight for urinating on the front [[window]] of [[Woolworths]]. ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|Kursaal (novel)}})


In [[1782]], [[Lisa-Beth Lachlan]] noticed that the regular customers of the Shakespeare's Head tavern in [[London]] often urinated on the floor, leaving wet patches which the posture-girls had to avoid as they struck their obscene poses. Later in the year, at the [[Manchester (city)|Manchester]] tavern [[The White Hart]], a local prostitute lost a potential gentleman customer to [[Katya (The Adventuress of Henrietta Street)|Katya]] after turning her back for two minutes to urinate in a back-alley. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[The Adventuress of Henrietta Street (novel)|The Adventuress of Henrietta Street]]'')
A dilapidated tower block in [[Gorkiy]], [[Russia]] had a "pool of urine in the corner". ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|The Devil Goblins from Neptune (novel)}})


[[Sam Jones]]' friends [[Mo Clunes|Mo]] and [[Mikey Clunes]] were locked up overnight for urinating on the front [[window]] of [[Woolworths]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Kursaal (novel)|Kursaal]]'')
Before meeting the [[Eighth Doctor]], [[Anji Kapoor]] and her boyfriend [[Dave Young]] visited a [[statue]] in [[Brussels]] known as [[the Mannikin Pis]], which depicted "a naked little boy, happily urinating into the air". ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|Escape Velocity (novel)}})


A dilapidated tower block in [[Gorkiy]], [[Russia]] had a "pool of urine in the corner". ([[PROSE]]: ''[[The Devil Goblins from Neptune (novel)|The Devil Goblins from Neptune]]'')
A [[woman in shop (Ghost Machine)|woman]] in a [[Cardiff]] shop, when questioned by [[Torchwood Three|Torchwood]] as they tried to track down [[Bernie Harris]], said she "wouldn't even piss on him if he was on [[fire]]". ([[TV]]: {{cs|Ghost Machine (TV story)}})


[[Bill Potts]] suggested that male [[student]]s urinated often enough on [[St Luke's University|university campus]] for a [[puddle]] without prior [[rain]] to not be unusual. ([[TV]]: ''[[The Pilot (TV story)|The Pilot]]'')
Convicted rapist and killer [[Oswald Danes]] claimed that guards were putting urine in his food in [[jail]]. Although they covered it with things like [[cream]] and [[gravy]], he could still taste the urine, for, as he put it, "[piss] has a way of enduring". ([[TV]]: {{cs|The New World (TV story)}})


[[Somerset]]'s genetically enhanced [[leopard]]s could record information that could later be read from their urine. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Alien Bodies (novel)|Alien Bodies]]'')
[[Bill Potts]] suggested that male [[student]]s urinated often enough on [[St Luke's University|university campus]] for a [[puddle]] without prior [[rain]] to not be unusual. ([[TV]]: {{cs|The Pilot (TV story)}})


Before meeting the [[Eighth Doctor]], [[Anji Kapoor]] and her boyfriend [[Dave Young]] visited a [[statue]] in [[Brussels]] known as [[the Mannikin Pis]], which depicted "a naked little boy, happily urinating into the air". ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Escape Velocity (novel)|Escape Velocity]]'')
[[Somerset]]'s genetically enhanced [[leopard]]s could record information that could later be read from their urine. ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|Alien Bodies (novel)}})


Sixth Doctor companion Rey Hickman frequently urinated in the Tardis roundels. The Doctor banished him to an enternity of yellow musky urine. (TV: Vengeance on Varos)
In a timeline created by [[Faction Paradox]], [[Sarah Jane Smith]] "had to take a pee behind someone's house" in the town of [[Anathema]] on the planet [[Dust (planet)|Dust]]. She doubted that anyone there would have cared if they had seen her in the act, and noted that "she'd never had to think about these little biological details on most of the planets she'd been to." ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|Interference - Book One (novel)}})


In a timeline created by [[Faction Paradox]], [[Sarah Jane Smith]] "had to take a pee behind someone's house" in the town of [[Anathema]] on the planet [[Dust (planet)|Dust]]. She doubted that anyone there would have cared if they had seen her in the act, and noted that "she'd never had to think about these little biological details on most of the planets she'd been to." ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Interference - Book One (novel)|Interference: Book One]]'')
Rumour had it that [[Nie Who]] sprayed his shop with [[tiger]] urine every morning. ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|The Adventuress of Henrietta Street (novel)}})


A [[woman in shop (Ghost Machine)|woman]] in a [[Cardiff]] shop, when questioned by [[Torchwood Three|Torchwood]] as they tried to track down [[Bernie Harris]], said she "wouldn't even piss on him if he was on [[fire]]". ([[TV]]: ''[[Ghost Machine (TV story)|Ghost Machine]]'')
[[George Wilson (The Conspiracy)|George Wilson]] felt that the [[tea]] at his [[Cardiff]] [[hotel]] tasted like piss, and the [[coffee]] tasted like [[instant coffee|instant]]. ([[AUDIO]]: {{cs|The Conspiracy (audio story)}})


Rumour had it that [[Nie Who]] sprayed his shop with [[tiger]] urine every morning. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[The Adventuress of Henrietta Street (novel)|The Adventuress of Henrietta Street]]'')
[[Owen Harper]] had a "languorous pee in the little [[bathroom]]" whilst at [[Megan Tegg]]'s house. ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|Another Life (novel)}})


[[George Wilson (The Conspiracy)|George Wilson]] felt that the [[tea]] at his [[Cardiff]] [[hotel]] tasted like piss, and the [[coffee]] tasted like [[instant coffee|instant]]. ([[AUDIO]]: ''[[The Conspiracy (audio story)|The Conspiracy]]'')
[[Ianto Jones Sr|Ianto Jones's dad]] had a tendency to urinate on the floor instead of going to the bathroom. [[Ianto Jones|Ianto]] was exasperated by this, and told him to "Stop pissin' on the floor!" ([[AUDIO]]: {{cs|Blind Summit (audio story)}})


[[Owen Harper]] had a "languorous pee in the little [[bathroom]]" whilst at [[Megan Tegg]]'s house. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Another Life (novel)|Another Life]]'')
During her job as a [[police officer]], [[Yasmin Khan]] gave evidence in court for various "open and shut" cases that included [[public]] urination. ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|The Witchfinders (novelisation)}})


[[Ianto Jones' father|Ianto Jones's dad]] had a tendency to urinate on the floor instead of going to the bathroom. [[Ianto Jones|Ianto]] was exasperated by this, and told him to "Stop pissin' on the floor!" ([[AUDIO]]: ''[[Blind Summit (audio story)|Blind Summit]]'')
When the [[Fifteenth Doctor]] [[Disappearance|vanished]] after breaking a [[fairy circle]], [[Ruby Sunday]] initially wondered if he had gone behind [[The Doctor's TARDIS|the TARDIS]] to urinate. ([[TV]]: {{cs|73 Yards (TV story)}})


[[Yasmin Khan]] once was taken to [[court]] after she urinated in [[public]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[The Witchfinders (novelisation)|The Witchfinders]]'')
[[Finetime]]'s social media system had an avatar, [[Dr Pee]], who monitored residents and informed them of when they needed to urinate. Residents such as [[Lindy Pepper-Bean]] often followed diets that made the need to urinate infrequent. ([[TV]]: {{cs|Dot and Bubble (TV story)}})


== Footnotes ==
== Behind the scenes ==
=== Notes ===
Due to print errors, the initial batch of the {{cs|Delta and the Bannermen (TV story)}} novelisation - itself mistitled as [[PROSE]]: ''[[Delta and the Bannermen (novelisation)|Delta and the Bannerman]]'' - accidentally described the [[Seventh Doctor]] as having urinated in a linen store and "realised that the shelf he was ''peeing'' over was an inch-deep in dust". By all accounts, it should say he was "''peering'' over" the shelf at [[Keillor]], and this was fixed in subsequent print runs, as was the title.
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Latest revision as of 18:03, 1 June 2024

Urine

Urine, colloquially referred to as piss or pee, was a liquid expelled from the body as a way of ridding toxins.

On 6 June 1780, Newgate Prison was burnt down in the Gordon Riots. Released mental patients stood on the windowsills and urinated into the flames. (PROSE: The Adventuress of Henrietta Street [+]Loading...["The Adventuress of Henrietta Street (novel)"])

In 1782, Lisa-Beth Lachlan noticed that the regular customers of the Shakespeare's Head tavern in London often urinated on the floor, leaving wet patches which the posture-girls had to avoid as they struck their obscene poses. Later in the year, at the Manchester tavern The White Hart, a local prostitute lost a potential gentleman customer to Katya after turning her back for two minutes to urinate in a back-alley. (PROSE: The Adventuress of Henrietta Street [+]Loading...["The Adventuress of Henrietta Street (novel)"])

Sam Jones' friends Mo and Mikey Clunes were locked up overnight for urinating on the front window of Woolworths. (PROSE: Kursaal [+]Loading...["Kursaal (novel)"])

A dilapidated tower block in Gorkiy, Russia had a "pool of urine in the corner". (PROSE: The Devil Goblins from Neptune [+]Loading...["The Devil Goblins from Neptune (novel)"])

Before meeting the Eighth Doctor, Anji Kapoor and her boyfriend Dave Young visited a statue in Brussels known as the Mannikin Pis, which depicted "a naked little boy, happily urinating into the air". (PROSE: Escape Velocity [+]Loading...["Escape Velocity (novel)"])

A woman in a Cardiff shop, when questioned by Torchwood as they tried to track down Bernie Harris, said she "wouldn't even piss on him if he was on fire". (TV: Ghost Machine [+]Loading...["Ghost Machine (TV story)"])

Convicted rapist and killer Oswald Danes claimed that guards were putting urine in his food in jail. Although they covered it with things like cream and gravy, he could still taste the urine, for, as he put it, "[piss] has a way of enduring". (TV: The New World [+]Loading...["The New World (TV story)"])

Bill Potts suggested that male students urinated often enough on university campus for a puddle without prior rain to not be unusual. (TV: The Pilot [+]Loading...["The Pilot (TV story)"])

Somerset's genetically enhanced leopards could record information that could later be read from their urine. (PROSE: Alien Bodies [+]Loading...["Alien Bodies (novel)"])

In a timeline created by Faction Paradox, Sarah Jane Smith "had to take a pee behind someone's house" in the town of Anathema on the planet Dust. She doubted that anyone there would have cared if they had seen her in the act, and noted that "she'd never had to think about these little biological details on most of the planets she'd been to." (PROSE: Interference - Book One [+]Loading...["Interference - Book One (novel)"])

Rumour had it that Nie Who sprayed his shop with tiger urine every morning. (PROSE: The Adventuress of Henrietta Street [+]Loading...["The Adventuress of Henrietta Street (novel)"])

George Wilson felt that the tea at his Cardiff hotel tasted like piss, and the coffee tasted like instant. (AUDIO: The Conspiracy [+]Loading...["The Conspiracy (audio story)"])

Owen Harper had a "languorous pee in the little bathroom" whilst at Megan Tegg's house. (PROSE: Another Life [+]Loading...["Another Life (novel)"])

Ianto Jones's dad had a tendency to urinate on the floor instead of going to the bathroom. Ianto was exasperated by this, and told him to "Stop pissin' on the floor!" (AUDIO: Blind Summit [+]Loading...["Blind Summit (audio story)"])

During her job as a police officer, Yasmin Khan gave evidence in court for various "open and shut" cases that included public urination. (PROSE: The Witchfinders [+]Loading...["The Witchfinders (novelisation)"])

When the Fifteenth Doctor vanished after breaking a fairy circle, Ruby Sunday initially wondered if he had gone behind the TARDIS to urinate. (TV: 73 Yards [+]Loading...["73 Yards (TV story)"])

Finetime's social media system had an avatar, Dr Pee, who monitored residents and informed them of when they needed to urinate. Residents such as Lindy Pepper-Bean often followed diets that made the need to urinate infrequent. (TV: Dot and Bubble [+]Loading...["Dot and Bubble (TV story)"])

Behind the scenes[[edit] | [edit source]]

Due to print errors, the initial batch of the Delta and the Bannermen [+]Loading...["Delta and the Bannermen (TV story)"] novelisation - itself mistitled as PROSE: Delta and the Bannerman - accidentally described the Seventh Doctor as having urinated in a linen store and "realised that the shelf he was peeing over was an inch-deep in dust". By all accounts, it should say he was "peering over" the shelf at Keillor, and this was fixed in subsequent print runs, as was the title.

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