Scherzo (audio story)
Scherzo was the fifty-second monthly Doctor Who audio story produced by Big Finish Productions. Released in 2003, this was the first Big Finish audio drama to only feature two cast members — the whole story is carried by Paul McGann and India Fisher as the Eighth Doctor and Charlotte Pollard. This story also serves as the first story of eight that form part of the Divergent Universe arc, although it is the next story where the Doctor and Charley first interact with major elements of the Divergent Universe.
Publisher's summary
Once upon a time...
There were two friends, and together they travelled the cosmos. They thwarted tyrants and defeated monsters, they righted wrongs wherever they went. They explored the distant future and the distant past, new worlds and galaxies, places beyond imagining.
But every good story has to come to an end.
With no times or places left to explore, all the two friends have now are each other. But maybe that's one voyage too many. Maybe they'll discover things they'd rather have left undisturbed... hidden away in the suffocating, unfeeling, deafening brightness.
Once upon a time. Far, far away.
Plot
Part 1
After being exiled into the Divergent Universe, the TARDIS makes rapid beeping noises, scaring Charley. Charley searches for the Doctor within the TARDIS and finds him lying on the floor. He is actually hiding and asks Charley to hide with him behind the console from whatever’s on the other side of the door. However, nothing is behind the door. The Doctor explains that he is hiding from the inevitable feelings of pain, fear and death but should confront them. The Doctor then asks who Charley is, thinking that she’s a hallucination. The Doctor says that Charley is safe and wouldn’t “betray” him. The Doctor steadily rises on his feet in pain. The Doctor explains that Time Lords have many different senses than a human and that his sense of Time itself is being eradicated from him because they are in the Divergent Universe—a place where time goes by with no way of retrieving it, causing the Doctor to ask Charley how can she live like this. Charley tells him that it’s the way it works for humans and he’ll get used to it “in time”. The Doctor remarks that the TARDIS feels it too for it can’t function in a universe where time is lost. Charley sees the TARDIS doors opening, revealing nothing but darkness. The Doctor explains that the TARDIS is slowly disappearing seeing how it serves no purpose. Charley tells the Doctor that he shouldn’t stand by and do nothing about it. The Doctor then marks that he’ll stand and watch it happen like a captain going down with the ship. Charley asks the Doctor if they can explore the new universe, but the Doctor thinks that the darkness is better than what awaits for them in the uncharted universe. Charley tells the Doctor to take her hand and they are attacked by a very bright light. Charley can’t see in the light and listens to the Doctor’s voice until they meet. The TARDIS suddenly vanishes away from them. The Doctor sadly remarks that now that the TARDIS is gone, the rest of their lives will be spent with time running on with no way of going back, thanks to Charley. The Doctor skeptically tells the Charley that she wanted to explore the Divergent Universe, so now’s the time.
They decide to walk away from where they are, but the light doesn’t seem to fade. The Doctor deduces that their eyes won’t adjust to the way this universe works since their bodies aren’t made for this world. The Doctor tells Charley to smell anything and Charley tells him that it’s dusty and faint, but now getting stronger. The Doctor says that there is nothing to smell, but Charley’s brain won’t accept it. The Doctor tells Charley to feel for anything, but Charley only feels the Doctor’s hand, seeing how the Doctor is all she has in the world. Charley hears something in the distance—the sound of the TARDIS engines. The Doctor warns Charley to not let go of his hand, but Charley trips and falls. Suddenly, to Charley’s eyesight, the light starts to fade and believes that the TARDIS is guiding them. Charley then sees that she tripped over a body. The Doctor examines it and finds its organs to be exposed and no limbs and sees that it’s some sort of amoeba. Suddenly, the organism makes a noise that seems to say “help”. It repeatedly says “help”, but then lowers its voice as its body is decomposing. Suddenly, the light reappears, rendering Charley and the Doctor’s eyesight useless. Charley decides that the TARDIS is block out the light to help them and they should find a way to get back inside the TARDIS and go somewhere else that’s not so bright. The Doctor says that it’s a good plan, but there’s one problem—they’re going to die in this universe. There is no escape from the Divergent Universe and they are going to die in a world they were never born in and never meant to exist in. Charley then says that no matter what happens they’ll be together since she came back for him. The Doctor angrily tells her that he wants to die alone, but Charley betrayed that. Hurt by his words, Charley walks away from the Doctor in tears, telling him to leave her alone. The Doctor tells her to follow his voice, but Charley asks why he would care. The Doctor apologizes and Charley returns to him, depressed and takes his hand. Charley asks what they are going to do now and the Doctor answers that there is nothing to do except keep walking.
Part 2
As the two continue walking, Charley hums “Frere Jacques", for something to keep her going. Charley then asks the Doctor why he hasn’t talked to her for a while, but he remains silent. Charley then rants that the Doctor won’t say anything and they are in a world where she can only hear, not see. Frustrated, Charley decides to keep humming Frere Jacques and ignore the Doctor. The Doctor then interrupts and asks how long it’s been since he talked to her. Charley guesses half an hour, but the Doctor says 32 hours and 40 minutes and explains that Charley’s perception of time doesn’t work and that it may have been longer than 32 hours. Charley’s not even hungry, thirsty or tired because she hasn’t even thought about it. Charley can’t even feel his hand, but the Doctor is still holding on to Charley’s hand. The Doctor’s senses failed five hours ago and was counting his own hearts beating to calculate the time, hence why he was silent towards Charley. Realizing this, Charley asks the Doctor if he’s angry with her, but he won’t answer. The Doctor casually asks aloud how long it would take to lose his senses entirely and states that she shouldn’t have come here. Charley insists that she couldn’t leave him and the Doctor says that they may have made a mistake, stepping into the light. The Doctor and Charley wonder if they really are dead and this is a delusion of the afterlife, but another possibility is that someone is keeping them alive. The Doctor and Charley decide to continue, but the Doctor requests to do it silence since he doesn’t have anything to say to Charley. As they continue, Frere Jacques is heard being hummed. The Doctor tells Charley to stop, but Charley’s not responsible. The Doctor decides to speak out to whoever is doing that and introduces himself. The humming stops and the Doctor assures the being to not be afraid and they mean no harm. Soon, the humming starts again and the Doctor realizes that it understands them. The humming stops again and the Doctor asks if it’s still there. Suddenly, the being says “help me!” Charley says that they’ll help it, but then it says “help you” because it’s only taking words and probably doesn’t know what help is. Then they hear both the Doctor’s voice and Charley’s voice, which are saying words from earlier. The Doctor deduces that the creature’s words aren’t its way of communication. The creature’s imitation of the Doctor and Charley become overlapping much to Charley’s irritation and Charley tells it to stop. Silence follows and Charley asks if it’s still there. The Doctor and Charley wonder if it’s another amoeba they saw earlier or if it’s the one thing that killed it, but it didn’t want to harm them. The Doctor then realizes that the words of the creature didn’t matter, but its tone and emotion and doesn’t respond to meaning. Charley recalls that the creatures’ words were “I love you” and asks the Doctor of he loves her back, but the Doctor dismisses this, saying that she’s missing the point. Charley laughs to herself that the creature got the point rather than the Doctor, but the Doctor says he was trying to understand the nature of where they are. Skeptical, the Doctor asks if Charley loves him and the Doctor asks what love would ever do to him. In tears, Charley asks if the Doctor meant he loved her in return and the Doctor coldly responds that whatever part of him said that he loved her is gone. Angered, Charley tells him to never say those words again if he doesn’t mean them because those words are too precious. The Doctor understands and wonders if something is trying to control them where they are. The Doctor sees that music may be the only thing they can use left for their senses. The Doctor and Charley walk in a rhythmic like pattern to see if anything helps, but Charley still hears nothing. The Doctor can still hear his hearts beating, so whatever is out there is using whatever sound they’re making against them. The Doctor sees that it hasn’t done anything to harm them and might as well be curious like a child with a new plaything, leaving two options – oblige to it or try to resist it. Charley seems to go for an obvious choice, but the Doctor reminds Charley what a child would do to a toy that doesn’t entertain them anymore. Suddenly, the brightness fades and Charley collapses, suddenly feeling tired because now their senses are returning since Charley hasn’t slept in a long time. The Doctor takes off his coat and wraps it around Charley for comfort and the Doctor decides to look around more. The Doctor comes across a wall, but it seems to be curved like a tube. It’s made of glass and the Doctor finds another body. It appears to be the same species as the one they saw earlier and the Doctor wants to dissect it. The Doctor opens it up and sees that it is the same species but more advanced and an evolution compared to the earlier body. Suddenly, a whooshing sound is heard. Charley thinks it’s the TARDIS, but the creature is hungry and the Doctor feels a bite on his neck, Charley decides to hum Frere Jacques to distract it. Then the Doctor is free and the creature is gone. The Doctor then realizes that the creature isn’t using sound as a weapon, but the creature itself is sound. Soon, Charley feels energetic because her senses are now fading once more as the brightness returns. The Doctor then gives Charley a piece of meat from the body he dissected and tells her to eat it. Charley is disgusted and doesn’t feel hungry because her sense of hunger is insignificant. The Doctor insists that she must eat it or she’ll starve to death.
Part 3
Part 4
Cast
References
The Doctor
- The Doctor has lived for a thousand years.
- The Doctor claims that when he dies, he wishes to do so alone.
Time Lords
- Time Lords have senses other than the usual five, all of which are related to time.
- Time Lords are capable of living for thousands of years.
Notes
- At the time it was released, this was the only piece of performed Doctor Who fiction since TV: The Edge of Destruction in 1964 to feature only the regular cast.
- This story features the Doctor and Charley in one of the most intimate exchanges between a companion and Doctor in performed Doctor Who.
- An illustrated preview for this story appeared in DWM 338 by Martin Geraghty.
- This audio drama was recorded on 16 May 2003 at The Moat Studios.
Continuity
- Charley refers to the fact that she should have died in the crash of the British airship R101 on 5 October 1930. (AUDIO: Storm Warning)
- Paradoxically, due to the timeless nature of the Divergent Universe, the Doctor refers to the Kromon and the Kro'ka (AUDIO: The Creed of the Kromon), the Censor (AUDIO: The Natural History of Fear), and Major Koth (AUDIO: The Twilight Kingdom), all of whom he and Charley will encounter at a later point in their personal timelines.
- During their visit to Light City in the Divergent Universe, the Doctor and Charley's memories were contributed to the pool of information used to programme the Proles. An edited version of the Doctor reciting a fable about a wise king who passed the reins of power to his foolish son and heir was included in an infotainment broadcast which the Proles were obligated to watch. (AUDIO: The Natural History of Fear)
- It was the Cave creature on Setarus which transported the TARDIS away, having been attracted by its psychic properties. (AUDIO: The Twilight Kingdom)
External links
- Official Scherzo page at bigfinish.com
- Scherzo at the Doctor Who Reference Guide
- DisContinuity for Scherzo at Tetrapyriarbus - The DisContinuity Guide
