The Five (ish) Doctors Reboot (TV story)

The Five(ish) Doctors Reboot (TV story) was a tongue-in-cheek Red Button release showing the attempts by Peter Davison, Colin Baker and Sylvester McCoy to get into the 50th anniversary special.

Synopsis

With the 50th anniversary of Doctor Who about to film, the 'Classic' Doctors are keen to be involved. But do they manage it?

Plot

Sean Pertwee and Olivia Colman sit and discuss their upcoming projects. Both seem frustrated that they are not involved in the "five Doctors reboot thing", with Colman adding "I'm usually in everything."

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Davison watches TV with his sons.

Christmas 2012 - Peter Davison is at home watching The Snowmen with his two sons Louis and Joel (who is watching from behind the sofa). When asked if there will be a 50th anniversary special, and if he will be in it, his sons seem delighted at the prospect of it featuring just Matt Smith and David Tennant.

Peter Davison walks through BBC Television Centre to the admiration of Matt Smith, Jenna Coleman, and Steven Moffat, as well as several other Doctor Who crew members. Suddenly Janet Fielding tells him that they are not going to call him, and he awakes in bed. It has all been a dream. While walking his dog he rings his agent to see if he has been asked to appear in the special.

February 2013 - Sylvester McCoy checks his mobile phone but has no messages. Colin Baker sits by his phone waiting, as do Davison and McCoy.

March 2013 - In his car, Davison listens to the radio and the upcoming 50th anniversary being discussed, and phones his pregnant daughter, Georgia Moffett, who hangs up before using a celery stick to dig into (quite literally) a carton of ice cream. He checks into a hotel and asks if he has any messages. He hasn't. When signing photographs at a convention he appears somewhat vexed, something which isn't helped by a fan wearing a Tom Baker T-shirt, who asks if he will be in the 50th anniversary special.

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Moffat plays with his action figures.

He phones the Doctor Who production office to make sure they have his mobile phone number so that they can get hold of him. The receptionist is unimpressed, and reminds him that he already phoned the day before, and the day before that. He asks to speak to Steven Moffat, who instructs the receptionist to tell Davison that he is in a meeting, and carries on playing with Matt Smith and David Tennant action figures.

Later, Moffat is receiving voice mail while in a car. He has a message from Davison, which he deletes. Colin Baker is at home reading, whilst waiting by the phone. His wife informs he that has been doing so for the last four weeks, and asks for his help in the garden. Sylvester McCoy is on the phone telling someone that although he is in the middle of filming The Hobbit he is still available for the 50th Anniversary, but is asked to leave a voicemail. Colin Baker attempts to do the same, only to be told "oh no, not another one", when standing on a lawn-mower in an attempt to get better signal at the bottom of his garden. Steven Moffat listens to more messages from the actors, this time from McCoy and Baker, in which they suggest cross-overs with their other projects.

Davison's sons are playing when he has some bad news for them, "there is a very real possibility that I won't be in the 50th anniversary special." They are indifferent, and resume playing, much to Davison's annoyance. Meanwhile, Steven Moffat is dreaming, and haunted by several classic companions, including Matthew Waterhouse, who says, "Now I'll never know if I was right" before exploding and waking Moffat up suddenly.

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McGann speaks with his agent.

'The Four Doctors' Convention 2013 - In the hospitality suite, Paul McGann is reading a script while Baker and McCoy look on, noting that he is always filming. Davison joins them stating that his contact has given him the filming dates, and that he has a plan. On the phone McGann asks his agent if they have heard anything about the Doctor Who special, disappointed for the answer to be "nothing at all." McCoy asks if they should call Tom, thinking he might like to join the team. Tom Baker (as the Fourth Doctor) is seen punting down a river as his phone rings, before being swept into a time vortex. Despite this, McGann informs them that regardless of what they are planning, he's in ... "work permitting, obviously."

McCoy states that he would like to be involved, but can't as he is due to return to New Zealand and The Hobbit, and Baker returns home expecting a special delivery. Baker's wife and daughters hope that he hasn't noticed that it has arrived, but he has. It is a Special Edition DVD of Vengeance on Varos, to replace another that went missing. The girls can't escape as he has locked all the doors.

McCoy is waiting in his trailer speaking on his phone, saying how Peter Jackson often leaves him waiting in case he has a moment of inspiration, which rarely happens. Fed up with waiting, he decides to "live dangerously", leaves a note, and flies back to Great Britain. Davison speaks to Baker to let him know it's on, "Thursday morning, you know where."

Holding a sign declaring "No Classics No 50th!!", Davison stands outside BBC Television Centre. McCoy and Baker sit and watch quoting (and misquoting) their respective Doctors. McCoy notes that he has a sinking feeling, while someone knocks on his trailer back in New Zealand. When asking where Paul is, Baker answers that he has filming commitments.

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Mckellen and Jackson discuss McCoy.

On the set of The Hobbit, Peter Jackson is told of McCoy's disappearance and asks Ian McKellen if he can shoot the scene without him, something which he believes will be an improvement.

Back in London John Barrowman informs the trio that Doctor Who is in fact filmed in Cardiff. The three chase after him and ask for a ride, but he seems reticent. Looking into his car, they find a wife and children. He asks them not to tell anybody that he isn't actually gay. When his family starts shouting at him, he throws his family out of his car and agrees to drive the trio to Wales, and spends the journey singing showtunes. While initially arriving at Roath Lock Studios, Davison leads the others to The Doctor Who Experience, paying their entrance fee with the John Barrowman merchandise given to them by Barrowman himself. In the museum McCoy looks forlornly at his old costume, and Davison directs them into a prop TARDIS. Realising it is not the real TARDIS, he initiates plan B.

Georgia Moffett is on the phone to David Tennant, saying that if he just does this one thing, then Davison will leave them alone. He reluctantly agrees and hangs up before wondering if there was something he should have remembered. While Georgia is in labour, Tennant wedges open a door to the studios with a fire extinguisher. Before taking advantage of this however, McCoy stops to ask Davison and Baker just why they are doing this. Struggling to find an answer, Davison soon responds "for the fans", much to the enthusiasm of the others.

The three actors soon enter the studios, noting the musical difference between standing just inside and outside of the door, but soon shrug it off and continue. Entering the TARDIS studio itself, they agree "let's do it!" A child points his sonic screwdriver at the various costumes in the Experience, but soon stops when he notices the fifth, sixth, and seventh Doctor's jackets are missing.

Now wearing their old costumes, Davison and co enter the TARDIS set but almost immediately criticise it. McCoy doesn't like the stairs, Baker thinks it to be too dark, and Davison remarks how it nothing wobbles. They soon leave to find the Doctor Who crew filming the 50th anniversary special, but are not sure how to actually be in it, as Davison never actually thought they'd get this far. When moving on to scene 19, a voice is heard asking for three Daleks, and an idea strikes them.

Three Dalek operators, reading "Dalek Operator Gazette", make their way to the set, but find themselves locked in their room. Making their way to the set, the three Doctors are now inside three Daleks, but are told off by a BBC employee for being late. The actual operators themselves return to their magazines, considering the crew to be the ones losing out. When they have finished filming, Davison, Baker and McCoy congratulate themselves on having made it into the episode, but are unable to get out of the Dalek costumes.

Meanwhile, a security guard notices the fire extinguisher, alerts other guards, and begins to search the building. Having been let out, a crew member states that the Dalek operators are also due to play Zygons, but the three soon make their excuses and leave. Believing they have gotten away with it, they make their way to leave, only to find themselves walking behind the guards who are looking for them. They are able to escape without being spotted, but know they are being chased.

They try to leave through a closed gate, but are found by one of the guards. The guard happens to be a fan, and asks the three to sign autographs, and allow them on their way without realising that they are the intruders he is looking for. They make their way to another studio, in which the Undergallery scene is being filmed, but the guards are asked to leave as they do not have the right clearance.

At a bus stop outside the studios, Peter Davison, Colin Baker, and Sylvester McCoy celebrate with a bottle of champagne. Davison looks to the camera saying that they have everything, but is soon told he should instead say "cut", and the camera is turned off. McCoy soon points out another camera across the road however, and is told it is for the making-of documentary. Davison soon receives a phone call he was expecting, and chooses to ignore it. Russell T Davies leaves a message telling Davison that he had heard he was making a video for the 50th anniversary, and asks to be in it.

The three actors wave to camera and board a coach, still celebrating their success, and Davies is still leaving his message, suggesting ideas for his role. When McCoy and Baker are asleep, Davison deletes the 27 minute message from Davies, and settles in for the journey.

Two weeks later - In an editing suite Moffat tells an editor that he is happy, and they are ready to move on to scene 19. When discussing this scene Moffat wonders if it is actually needed, and the editor points out that they are over-running by 10 minutes, and it is agreed they should cut it. The scene is deleted, and the end credits roll.

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Undergallery scene, take one.

Moffat and the editor then move on to the Undergallery scene, but Moffat has to leave in order to answer a phone call. The editor continues to watch the filmed footage however, and sees that Davison, Baker and McCoy are given shrouds, and told to stand in as the Zygons. When Moffat returns he is told things couldn't be better, and they begin to view the rest of the footage.

Cast

All of the roles are individuals playing themselves, unless noted otherwise.

Crew

Writer and Director - Peter Davison
Assistant Directors - James DeHaviland, Jennie Fava, Jack Wren
Floor Runners [sic] - Michael Williams
Camera Operator - Luke Baker, Matt Andrews
Camera Assistants - Cai Thompson, Gethin Williams, Sarah Jones
Boom Operator - Dewi Jones, Tony Bell
Standby Props - Julia Jones
Make-up & Hair Artist - Catrin Thomas, Ros Wilkins, Bethan Kate Harris
Assembly Editor - Katrina Aust
VFX Editor - Joel Skinner
Online Editor - Gary Hewson
Post Production Co-ordinator - Sam Price
Post Production Supervisor - Nerys Davies
Script Editor - Derek Ritchie
Sound Recordists - Deian Humphreys, Wil Planitzer, Christian Joyce
Editors - Ceres Doyle, Jamie Pearson
Director of Photography - Simon Walton
Head of Production - Julie Scott
Production Manager - Katie Player
Line Producer - Steffan Morris
Producer - Georgia Tennant
Executive Producers - Steven Moffat, Brian Minchin

References

The title is an obvious reference to The Five Doctors, the 20th anniversary special, which also starred Peter Davison in the lead role.
Olivia Colman mentions the TV series Broadchurch, in which she starred with David Tennant and Arthur Darvill.
Davison's children are shown watching TV: The Snowmen and later playing one of the Adventure Games featuring Amy Pond. Joel watches Doctor Who from behind the sofa, something many children are said to do when scared by the show.
When checking in at the hotel for the Convention, the receptionist calls Peter Davison "Davidson", a common misspelling of the actors name.
Frequent references are made to Sylvester McCoy's casting in the feature film adaptation of The Hobbit, much to the irritation of Colin Baker who is nevertheless seen reading the original novel with a tie-in cover.
A radio presenter admits that his favourite Doctor is Peter Cushing.
Georgia Moffett eats her ice cream with a stick of celery, something often associated with the Fifth Doctor.
When phoning the Doctor Who production office, Davison stands in front of an Ood. The office is also decorated with memorabilia, and several BAFTA and Hugo Award statues can be seen on Moffat's windowsill.
Colin Baker references him filming "I'm a Celeb-" in the forest and eating possum ears on TV, both references to Colin's role in the reality show I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here!.
When deleting messages from his mobile phone, Steven Moffat is told "Doctors deleted" in a Cyberman voice.
Tom Baker is once again stuck in a time eddy using footage from TV: Shada, a reference to TV: The Five Doctors.
Davison, Baker and McCoy all wear their own Doctors costumes, stealing them back from the Doctor Who Experience display.
The fact that David Tennant is married to Georgia Moffett, Peter Davison's daughter, is the subject of a running gag, as is Georgia's pregnancy. Other real-life family members of Davison and Baker are also featured.
Colin Baker receives a copy of the Special Edition DVD release of TV: Vengeance on Varos and forces his family to watch it.
Several production office staffers are shown reading copies of Doctor Who Magazine.
Steven Moffat's dream is based upon the regeneration sequence from TV: The Caves of Androzani. Matthew Waterhouse ends the dream by quoting his final line as Adric from TV: Earthshock.
Sylvester McCoy (mis)quotes his tea-rumination dialogue from TV: Remembrance of the Daleks. Colin Baker, meanwhile, quotes the Sixth Doctor from TV: The Two Doctors.
Dan Starkey is shown in his Strax make-up. Although the actor did not appear as Strax in The Day of the Doctor, he did record several Strax Field Reports videos related to its production, as well as a special sequence presented before the cinema showings, so he is not out of place.
While being on the new TARDIS set, Peter Davison is disappointed that it is not "wobbly."
Russell T. Davies calls Peter Davison and suggests that he could show up as a Time Lord and have a French catchphrase (Quel dommage). The Tenth Doctor also had a French catchphrase (Allons-y!).

Story notes

Classic Doctor Tom Baker does not appear in the film (although Jon Culshaw provides a voice over cameo). Baker actually appeared in The Day of the Doctor as the Curator. Davison said in an interview that he contacted Tom three times to see if he wanted to do it, but he got no reply back.
Despite being named in the opening credits, Paul McGann only appears in one scene. It is mentioned that although McGann is willing to join his fellow classic Doctors, he is unable to do so as he has other acting commitments. This may be a possible reference as to why he did not have a bigger part in the film, as well as his appearance in TV: The Night of the Doctor.
During the scene where the trio infiltrate the studio where a scene is being shot, audio from the sequence in The Day of the Doctor in which the Doctors discuss the TARDIS' roundels is heard.
The final scene of the production features an alternate take of the first Undergallery scene with dialogue not heard in the broadcast version of the special; in the version featured here, the Eleventh Doctor, after examining the statue dust, proceeds to taste it. Clara asks if he can tell anything from tasting it, and the Doctor replies he's just feeling peckish.
At the end of the film, Davison, Baker, and McCoy do in fact play small parts in The Day of the Doctor, albeit as the hidden Zygons underneath the National Gallery. This leaves the possible implication that they may have actually appeared in the episode.

Ratings

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Filming locations

BBC Television Centre, London
The Doctor Who Experience, Cardiff
Roath Lock Studios, Cardiff
Peter Davison's house
Colin Baker's house
Sylvester McCoy's house

Production errors

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Home video releases

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Blu-ray releases

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