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[[Panda]] writes an introduction to the readers of "[[Lady Stardust|this stupendous tome]]" whilst drinking [[Gin and tonic|G&T]] with [[Cilla Black|Cilla]] playing on a [[stereogram]]. He is delighted to have edited edited such a collection of [[Iris Wildthyme in popular culture and mythology|stories about himself and Iris]], despite his usual habit of trying to keep a low profile in their adventures. He admits that while he [[love]]s Iris, he does like a bit of alone time to himself. | [[Panda]] writes an introduction to the readers of "[[Lady Stardust|this stupendous tome]]" whilst drinking [[Gin and tonic|G&T]] with [[Cilla Black|Cilla]] playing on a [[stereogram]]. He is delighted to have edited edited such a collection of [[Iris Wildthyme in popular culture and mythology|stories about himself and Iris]], despite his usual habit of trying to keep a low profile in their adventures. He admits that while he [[love]]s Iris, he does like a bit of alone time to himself. | ||
Panda mentions how he is [[nude]] on the cover, and he explains that a few days prior he had been resting in [[Jardin du Luxembourg]] and he had bought a "most marvellous, stripey [[cravat]]" from [[Le Bon Marché]] after a detour in [[La Grande Epicerie]]. However, after he had tossed the cravat behind the [[chaise lounge]] inside the bust after Iris had acted uncaringly towards his new garment, Iris gave him a few [[cocktail]]s and a dinner at [[Le Meurice]]. That was when [[Photographer (Letter from the Editor)|a photographer]] took their photo for the cover, hence Panda's nudity. However, Panda isn't too bothered as he thinks that people will be distracted by Iris doing one of her impressions of [[Worzel Gummidge]] [[Worzel Gummidge's sister|sister]]. | Panda mentions how he is [[nude]] on the cover, and he explains that a few days prior he had been resting in [[Jardin du Luxembourg]] and he had bought a "most marvellous, stripey [[cravat]]" from [[Le Bon Marché]] after a detour in [[La Grande Epicerie]]. However, after he had tossed the cravat behind the [[chaise lounge]] inside the bust after Iris had acted uncaringly towards his new garment, Iris gave him a few [[cocktail]]s and a dinner at [[Le Meurice]]. That was when [[Photographer (Letter from the Editor)|a photographer]] took their photo for the cover, hence Panda's nudity. However, Panda isn't too bothered as he thinks that people will be distracted by Iris doing one of her impressions of [[Worzel Gummidge]]'s [[Worzel Gummidge's sister|sister]]. | ||
Panda wishes that the readers will enjoy the collection, especially as he went through an entire box of [[red]] [[pencil]]s and had not yet received his case of [[gin]] in compensation from [[Obverse MegaText Conglomerate|his publishers]], who he believes are amateurs. | Panda wishes that the readers will enjoy the collection, especially as he went through an entire box of [[red]] [[pencil]]s and had not yet received his case of [[gin]] in compensation from [[Obverse MegaText Conglomerate|his publishers]], who he believes are amateurs. | ||
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Letter from the Editor was the introduction to the anthology Lady Stardust. It was credited to "Art Critic Panda".
Plot
Panda writes an introduction to the readers of "this stupendous tome" whilst drinking G&T with Cilla playing on a stereogram. He is delighted to have edited edited such a collection of stories about himself and Iris, despite his usual habit of trying to keep a low profile in their adventures. He admits that while he loves Iris, he does like a bit of alone time to himself.
Panda mentions how he is nude on the cover, and he explains that a few days prior he had been resting in Jardin du Luxembourg and he had bought a "most marvellous, stripey cravat" from Le Bon Marché after a detour in La Grande Epicerie. However, after he had tossed the cravat behind the chaise lounge inside the bust after Iris had acted uncaringly towards his new garment, Iris gave him a few cocktails and a dinner at Le Meurice. That was when a photographer took their photo for the cover, hence Panda's nudity. However, Panda isn't too bothered as he thinks that people will be distracted by Iris doing one of her impressions of Worzel Gummidge's sister.
Panda wishes that the readers will enjoy the collection, especially as he went through an entire box of red pencils and had not yet received his case of gin in compensation from his publishers, who he believes are amateurs.
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