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A '''lie''' or '''lying''' was the action of telling something that was not the [[truth]].
A '''lie''' or '''lying''' was the action of telling something that was not the [[truth]]. A person who told lies was a '''liar'''.


[[Alistair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart|The Brigadier]] lied to the [[Third Doctor]] about doing no harm to the [[Silurian|Silurians]] on [[Wenley Moor]], only to blow them up. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Doctor Who and the Cave-Monsters (novelisation)|Doctor Who and the Cave Monsters]]'')
== The Doctor ==
Among their [[companion]]s, [[the Doctor]] was know for their propensity to lie.


The Third Doctor told [[Sarah Jane Smith]] that he rarely lies. ([[TV]]: ''[[The Time Warrior (TV story)|The Time Warrior]]'')
The [[First Doctor]] lied to [[Ian Chesterton]], [[Barbara Wright]] and [[Susan Foreman]] about the [[Fluid link K7|fluid link]] requiring [[Mercury (element)|mercury]] in a bid to investigate the [[Dalek City]]. After they initially escaped the city without the fluid link, the Doctor discovered that, ironically, he really did need more mercury. ([[TV]]: ''[[The Daleks (TV story)|The Daleks]]'') When he met his [[Twelfth Doctor|twelfth self]], the Doctor lied that his refusal to [[First Doctor's renewal|regenerate]] was out of his right to live and die as he was. He later confessed that, in truth, he simply [[fear]]ed becoming someone else. ([[TV]]: {{cs|Twice Upon a Time (TV story)}}, [[PROSE]]: {{cs|Twice Upon a Time (novelisation)}})
 
The Third Doctor told [[Sarah Jane Smith]] that he rarely lied. ([[TV]]: ''[[The Time Warrior (TV story)|The Time Warrior]]'')


While in [[London]], the [[Ninth Doctor]] lied to [[Rose Tyler]] that he was leaving her flat to get some privacy and was not going to wander off only to then investigate the [[Slitheen family|Slitheen]] crash. ([[TV]]: ''[[Aliens of London (TV story)|Aliens of London]]'') He also lied to [[Jack Harkness]] that his [[The Doctor's sonic screwdriver|sonic screwdriver]] could not open a door in order to trick Jack into revealing he possessed a [[Sonic blaster]]. ([[TV]]: ''[[The Doctor Dances (TV story)|The Doctor Dances]]'') [[Metaltron|One Dalek]] accused the Doctor of lying when he declared he personally killed the [[Dalek]] race during the [[Last Great Time War]]. ([[TV]]: ''[[Dalek (TV story)|Dalek]]'') The Doctor himself accused [[the Editor]] on [[Satellite Five]] of lying to the people within the [[Fourth Great and Bountiful Human Empire]]. ([[TV]]: ''[[The Long Game (TV story)|The Long Game]]'')
While in [[London]], the [[Ninth Doctor]] lied to [[Rose Tyler]] that he was leaving her flat to get some privacy and was not going to wander off only to then investigate the [[Slitheen family|Slitheen]] crash. ([[TV]]: ''[[Aliens of London (TV story)|Aliens of London]]'') He also lied to [[Jack Harkness]] that his [[The Doctor's sonic screwdriver|sonic screwdriver]] could not open a door in order to trick Jack into revealing he possessed a [[Sonic blaster]]. ([[TV]]: ''[[The Doctor Dances (TV story)|The Doctor Dances]]'') [[Metaltron|One Dalek]] accused the Doctor of lying when he declared he personally killed the [[Dalek]] race during the [[Last Great Time War]]. ([[TV]]: ''[[Dalek (TV story)|Dalek]]'') The Doctor himself accused [[the Editor]] on [[Satellite Five]] of lying to the people within the [[Fourth Great and Bountiful Human Empire]]. ([[TV]]: ''[[The Long Game (TV story)|The Long Game]]'')


The [[Tenth Doctor]] occasionally lied. ([[TV]]: ''[[School Reunion (TV story)|School Reunion]]'', ''[[The Fires of Pompeii (TV story)|The Fires of Pompeii]]'') He believed he did it to make himself feel better. ([[TV]]: ''[[Gridlock (TV story)|Gridlock]]'') Although, he occasionally lied for strategic purposes, such as tricking the [[Family of Blood]] that he was still in [[John Smith (Tenth Doctor)|human]] in order to tamper with their ship's equipment. ([[TV]]: ''[[The Family of Blood (TV story)|The Family of Blood]]'') He could also deduce when others were lying, such as Novice [[Hame]]'s lie that the [[Sisters of Plenitude]] were not harming patients on [[New Earth (New Earth)|New Earth]] ([[TV]]: ''[[New Earth (TV story)|New Earth]]'') and that Sarah Jane Smith was actually researching [[Krillitane]] activity rather than writing a journal article about the local high school's improving exam results as she claimed. The Doctor himself likewise initially lied to her that he was a human [[Physics]] [[teacher]] at the school called [[The Doctor's aliases|John Smith]]. ([[TV]]: ''[[School Reunion (TV story)|School Reunion]]'') He also claimed "John Smith" was his real name to a group of tourists when it actually wasn't, a lie the group saw through. ([[TV]]: ''[[Midnight (TV story)|Midnight]]'')
The [[Tenth Doctor]] occasionally lied. ([[TV]]: ''[[School Reunion (TV story)|School Reunion]]'', ''[[The Fires of Pompeii (TV story)|The Fires of Pompeii]]'') He believed he did it to make himself feel better. ([[TV]]: ''[[Gridlock (TV story)|Gridlock]]'') Although, he occasionally lied for strategic purposes, such as tricking the [[Family of Blood]] that he was still in [[John Smith (Tenth Doctor)|human]] in order to tamper with their ship's equipment. ([[TV]]: ''[[The Family of Blood (TV story)|The Family of Blood]]'') He could also deduce when others were lying, such as Novice [[Hame]]'s lie that the [[Sisters of Plenitude]] were not harming patients on [[New Earth (New Earth)|New Earth]] ([[TV]]: ''[[New Earth (TV story)|New Earth]]'') and that Sarah Jane Smith was actually researching [[Krillitane]] activity rather than writing a journal article about the local high school's improving exam results as she claimed. The Doctor himself likewise initially lied to her that he was a human [[Physics]] [[teacher]] at the school called [[Aliases of the Doctor|John Smith]]. ([[TV]]: ''[[School Reunion (TV story)|School Reunion]]'') He also claimed "John Smith" was his real name to a group of tourists when it actually wasn't, a lie the group saw through. ([[TV]]: ''[[Midnight (TV story)|Midnight]]'')


The [[Eleventh Doctor]] made a habit of lying, both to [[companion]]s ([[TV]]: ''[[Flesh and Stone (TV story)|Flesh and Stone]]'', ''[[The Lodger (TV story)|The Lodger]]'', ''[[The Impossible Astronaut (TV story)|The Impossible Astronaut]]'', ''[[The Almost People (TV story)|The Almost People]]'', ''[[Let's Kill Hitler (TV story)|Let's Kill Hitler]]'', ''[[The Wedding of River Song (TV story)|The Wedding of River Song]]'', ''[[The Name of the Doctor (TV story)|The Name of the Doctor]]'') and enemies, ([[TV]]: ''[[Victory of the Daleks (TV story)|Victory of the Daleks]]'', ''[[The Doctor's Wife (TV story)|The Doctor's Wife]]'', ''[[The Snowmen (TV story)|The Snowmen]]'', ''[[Journey to the Centre of the TARDIS (TV story)|Journey to the Centre of the TARDIS]]'', ''[[Nightmare in Silver (TV story)|Nightmare in Silver]]'') so much so that [[Amy Pond]] could sometimes tell when he was lying. ([[TV]]: ''[[The Doctor's Wife (TV story)|The Doctor's Wife]]'', ''[[Asylum of the Daleks (TV story)|Asylum of the Daleks]]'') This led [[River Song]] to declare "[[The Doctor's rules|Rule One: The Doctor lies]]." ([[TV]]: ''[[The Big Bang (TV story)|The Big Bang]]'', ''[[The Wedding of River Song (TV story)|The Wedding of River Song]]'') The Eleventh Doctor even lied about [[The Doctor's age|his age]], so much so that was unsure he was even lying about it when speaking to the [[War Doctor]]. ([[TV]]: ''[[The Day of the Doctor (TV story)|The Day of the Doctor]]'') Given his history, the [[Time Lord]]s constructed a [[Truth Field]] on [[Trenzalore]] to force the Doctor to speak truthfully. ([[TV]]: ''[[The Time of the Doctor (TV story)|The Time of the Doctor]]'')
The [[Eleventh Doctor]] made a habit of lying, both to [[companion]]s ([[TV]]: ''[[Flesh and Stone (TV story)|Flesh and Stone]]'', ''[[The Lodger (TV story)|The Lodger]]'', ''[[The Impossible Astronaut (TV story)|The Impossible Astronaut]]'', ''[[The Almost People (TV story)|The Almost People]]'', ''[[Let's Kill Hitler (TV story)|Let's Kill Hitler]]'', ''[[The Wedding of River Song (TV story)|The Wedding of River Song]]'', ''[[The Name of the Doctor (TV story)|The Name of the Doctor]]'') and enemies, ([[TV]]: ''[[Victory of the Daleks (TV story)|Victory of the Daleks]]'', ''[[The Doctor's Wife (TV story)|The Doctor's Wife]]'', ''[[The Snowmen (TV story)|The Snowmen]]'', ''[[Journey to the Centre of the TARDIS (TV story)|Journey to the Centre of the TARDIS]]'', ''[[Nightmare in Silver (TV story)|Nightmare in Silver]]'') so much so that [[Amy Pond]] could sometimes tell when he was lying. ([[TV]]: ''[[The Doctor's Wife (TV story)|The Doctor's Wife]]'', ''[[Asylum of the Daleks (TV story)|Asylum of the Daleks]]'') This led [[River Song]] to declare "[[The Doctor's rules|Rule One: The Doctor lies]]." ([[TV]]: ''[[The Big Bang (TV story)|The Big Bang]]'', ''[[The Wedding of River Song (TV story)|The Wedding of River Song]]'') The Eleventh Doctor even lied about [[The Doctor's age|his age]], so much so that was unsure he was even lying about it when speaking to the [[War Doctor]]. ([[TV]]: ''[[The Day of the Doctor (TV story)|The Day of the Doctor]]'') Given his history, the [[Time Lord]]s constructed a [[Truth Field]] on [[Trenzalore]] to force the Doctor to speak truthfully. ([[TV]]: ''[[The Time of the Doctor (TV story)|The Time of the Doctor]]'')
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The [[Twelfth Doctor]] also lied. He lied to [[Clara Oswald]], putting her in a dream scenario to test how far she would go to convince him to save [[Danny Pink]], ([[TV]]: ''[[Dark Water (TV story)|Dark Water]]'') and about finding [[Gallifrey]] ([[TV]]: ''[[Death in Heaven (TV story)|Death in Heaven]]'' and ''[[Last Christmas (TV story)|Last Christmas]]'') He later lied to [[Bill Potts]] that was assisting [[Monk (species)|the monks]] in order to test if she was under their control. ([[TV]]: ''[[The Lie of the Land (TV story)|The Lie of the Land]]'') [[Ohila]] confessed to the Doctor that she always assumed he was lying because "it save[d] time." ([[WC]]: ''[[Prologue (webcast)|Prologue]]'') Clara noted however that the Doctor lied with purpose, trying to give those in danger hope so they would run from danger faster. ([[TV]]: ''[[Flatline (TV story)|Flatline]]'') When the Twelfth Doctor returned to [[Gallifrey]], he claimed to have information about [[the Hybrid]]. ([[TV]]: ''[[Hell Bent (TV story)|Hell Bent]]'') [[Boy (Heaven Sent)|A Time Lord author]] later believed that this had been a lie, suspecting that the Doctor was simply using the Time Lords' fear of the Hybrid against them as part of his plan to rescue Clara Oswald. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[A Brief History of Time Lords (novel)|A Brief History of Time Lords]]'')
The [[Twelfth Doctor]] also lied. He lied to [[Clara Oswald]], putting her in a dream scenario to test how far she would go to convince him to save [[Danny Pink]], ([[TV]]: ''[[Dark Water (TV story)|Dark Water]]'') and about finding [[Gallifrey]] ([[TV]]: ''[[Death in Heaven (TV story)|Death in Heaven]]'' and ''[[Last Christmas (TV story)|Last Christmas]]'') He later lied to [[Bill Potts]] that was assisting [[Monk (species)|the monks]] in order to test if she was under their control. ([[TV]]: ''[[The Lie of the Land (TV story)|The Lie of the Land]]'') [[Ohila]] confessed to the Doctor that she always assumed he was lying because "it save[d] time." ([[WC]]: ''[[Prologue (webcast)|Prologue]]'') Clara noted however that the Doctor lied with purpose, trying to give those in danger hope so they would run from danger faster. ([[TV]]: ''[[Flatline (TV story)|Flatline]]'') When the Twelfth Doctor returned to [[Gallifrey]], he claimed to have information about [[the Hybrid]]. ([[TV]]: ''[[Hell Bent (TV story)|Hell Bent]]'') [[Boy (Heaven Sent)|A Time Lord author]] later believed that this had been a lie, suspecting that the Doctor was simply using the Time Lords' fear of the Hybrid against them as part of his plan to rescue Clara Oswald. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[A Brief History of Time Lords (novel)|A Brief History of Time Lords]]'')


According to {{dhawan}}, the Time Lords lied about [[the Doctor]]'s origins, and that they were actually the [[Timeless Child]]. ([[TV]]: ''[[The Timeless Children (TV story)|The Timeless Children]]'')
[[Yasmin Khan]] felt the [[Thirteenth Doctor]] hadn't been entirely honest with her whilst investigating her missing memories associated with [[the Division]]. ([[TV]]: ''[[The Halloween Apocalypse (TV story)|The Halloween Apocalypse]]'')
 
== Others ==
[[Boy (Heaven Sent)|A Time Lord author]] considered that the lies of [[Rassilon]] and his elites were the only constant in the history of [[Gallifrey]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[A Brief History of Time Lords (novel)|A Brief History of Time Lords]]'') According to {{dhawan}}, the Time Lords lied about [[the Doctor]]'s origins, and that they were actually the [[Timeless Child]]. ([[TV]]: ''[[The Timeless Children (TV story)|The Timeless Children]]'')
 
[[Alistair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart|The Brigadier]] lied to the [[Third Doctor]] about doing no harm to the [[Silurian]]s on [[Wenley Moor]], only to blow them up. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Doctor Who and the Cave-Monsters (novelisation)|Doctor Who and the Cave Monsters]]'')


[[Davros]] was known to'd told lies. ([[TV]]: [[Genesis of the Daleks (TV story)|''Genesis of the Daleks'']]; [[AUDIO]]: ''[[Purity (audio story)|Purity]]'', ''[[Guilt (audio story)|Guilt]]'', [[The Juggernauts (audio story)|''The Juggernauts'']], etc.) It was passed onto the [[Dalek|Daleks]], his creations. ([[TV]]: [[The Daleks (TV story)|''The Daleks'']], etc)
[[Davros]] was known to tell lies. ([[TV]]: ''[[Genesis of the Daleks (TV story)|Genesis of the Daleks]]''; [[AUDIO]]: ''[[Purity (audio story)|Purity]]'', ''[[Guilt (audio story)|Guilt]]'', ''[[The Juggernauts (audio story)|The Juggernauts]]'', etc.) This deceptive streak was passed on to the [[Dalek]]s. ([[TV]]: ''[[The Daleks (TV story)|The Daleks]]'', ''[[The Evil of the Daleks (TV story)|The Evil of the Daleks]]'', ''[[Victory of the Daleks (TV story)|Victory of the Daleks]]'') et. al) When he met the [[Dalek Prime Strategist]], the Tenth Doctor came to believe that its claim of being proud of using a ruined [[Dalek War Machine]] was a lie, sympathising with lying as a coping mechanism. ([[COMIC]]: ''[[Defender of the Daleks (comic story)|Defender of the Daleks]]'')


A [[voice analyser]] could detect when one was lying. ([[TV]]: ''[[The Bounty Hunter (TV story)|The Bounty Hunter]]'')
A [[voice analyser]] could detect when one was lying. ([[TV]]: ''[[The Bounty Hunter (TV story)|The Bounty Hunter]]'')
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The [[Cyberman|Cybermen]] lied to [[Mercy Hartigan|Miss Hartigan]] in order to trick her into becoming the [[CyberKing|Cyber-King]]. ([[TV]]: ''[[The Next Doctor (TV story)|The Next Doctor]]'')
The [[Cyberman|Cybermen]] lied to [[Mercy Hartigan|Miss Hartigan]] in order to trick her into becoming the [[CyberKing|Cyber-King]]. ([[TV]]: ''[[The Next Doctor (TV story)|The Next Doctor]]'')


When he met the [[Dalek Prime Strategist]], the Tenth Doctor came to believe that its claim of being proud of using a ruined [[Dalek War Machine]] was a lie, sympathising with lying as a coping mechanism. ([[COMIC]]: ''[[Defender of the Daleks (comic story)|Defender of the Daleks]]'')
In her time with the Doctor, [[Clara Oswald]] became adept at lying something that, along with her lack of scruples in doing it, gave the Doctor concern. ([[TV]]: ''[[Flatline (TV story)|Flatline]]'') She later boasted of being "an incredible liar", something that [[Danny Pink]] mournfully agreed with. ([[TV]]: ''[[Death in Heaven (TV story)|Death in Heaven]]'')


In her time with the Doctor, [[Clara Oswald]] became adept at lying something that, along with her lack of concern in doing it, gave the Doctor concern. ([[TV]]: ''[[Flatline (TV story)|Flatline]]'') She later boasted of being "an incredible liar", something that [[Danny Pink]] mournfully agreed with. ([[TV]]: ''[[Death in Heaven (TV story)|Death in Heaven]]'')
After the [[London UFO crash|the defeat]] of the [[Slitheen family]] on [[7 March]] [[2006]], [[Mickey Smith]] ([[TV]]: {{cs|World War Three (TV story)}}) wrote on [[Who is Doctor Who?|his website]] that he did not "fake [[evidence]], or make [[exaggeration|exaggerated]] [[claim]]s", when refuting the possibility he was a liar, having read many lies on the Internet. ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|Hoax This! (short story)}})


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Lying

A lie or lying was the action of telling something that was not the truth. A person who told lies was a liar.

The Doctor[[edit] | [edit source]]

Among their companions, the Doctor was know for their propensity to lie.

The First Doctor lied to Ian Chesterton, Barbara Wright and Susan Foreman about the fluid link requiring mercury in a bid to investigate the Dalek City. After they initially escaped the city without the fluid link, the Doctor discovered that, ironically, he really did need more mercury. (TV: The Daleks) When he met his twelfth self, the Doctor lied that his refusal to regenerate was out of his right to live and die as he was. He later confessed that, in truth, he simply feared becoming someone else. (TV: Twice Upon a Time [+]Loading...["Twice Upon a Time (TV story)"], PROSE: Twice Upon a Time [+]Loading...["Twice Upon a Time (novelisation)"])

The Third Doctor told Sarah Jane Smith that he rarely lied. (TV: The Time Warrior)

While in London, the Ninth Doctor lied to Rose Tyler that he was leaving her flat to get some privacy and was not going to wander off only to then investigate the Slitheen crash. (TV: Aliens of London) He also lied to Jack Harkness that his sonic screwdriver could not open a door in order to trick Jack into revealing he possessed a Sonic blaster. (TV: The Doctor Dances) One Dalek accused the Doctor of lying when he declared he personally killed the Dalek race during the Last Great Time War. (TV: Dalek) The Doctor himself accused the Editor on Satellite Five of lying to the people within the Fourth Great and Bountiful Human Empire. (TV: The Long Game)

The Tenth Doctor occasionally lied. (TV: School Reunion, The Fires of Pompeii) He believed he did it to make himself feel better. (TV: Gridlock) Although, he occasionally lied for strategic purposes, such as tricking the Family of Blood that he was still in human in order to tamper with their ship's equipment. (TV: The Family of Blood) He could also deduce when others were lying, such as Novice Hame's lie that the Sisters of Plenitude were not harming patients on New Earth (TV: New Earth) and that Sarah Jane Smith was actually researching Krillitane activity rather than writing a journal article about the local high school's improving exam results as she claimed. The Doctor himself likewise initially lied to her that he was a human Physics teacher at the school called John Smith. (TV: School Reunion) He also claimed "John Smith" was his real name to a group of tourists when it actually wasn't, a lie the group saw through. (TV: Midnight)

The Eleventh Doctor made a habit of lying, both to companions (TV: Flesh and Stone, The Lodger, The Impossible Astronaut, The Almost People, Let's Kill Hitler, The Wedding of River Song, The Name of the Doctor) and enemies, (TV: Victory of the Daleks, The Doctor's Wife, The Snowmen, Journey to the Centre of the TARDIS, Nightmare in Silver) so much so that Amy Pond could sometimes tell when he was lying. (TV: The Doctor's Wife, Asylum of the Daleks) This led River Song to declare "Rule One: The Doctor lies." (TV: The Big Bang, The Wedding of River Song) The Eleventh Doctor even lied about his age, so much so that was unsure he was even lying about it when speaking to the War Doctor. (TV: The Day of the Doctor) Given his history, the Time Lords constructed a Truth Field on Trenzalore to force the Doctor to speak truthfully. (TV: The Time of the Doctor)

The Twelfth Doctor also lied. He lied to Clara Oswald, putting her in a dream scenario to test how far she would go to convince him to save Danny Pink, (TV: Dark Water) and about finding Gallifrey (TV: Death in Heaven and Last Christmas) He later lied to Bill Potts that was assisting the monks in order to test if she was under their control. (TV: The Lie of the Land) Ohila confessed to the Doctor that she always assumed he was lying because "it save[d] time." (WC: Prologue) Clara noted however that the Doctor lied with purpose, trying to give those in danger hope so they would run from danger faster. (TV: Flatline) When the Twelfth Doctor returned to Gallifrey, he claimed to have information about the Hybrid. (TV: Hell Bent) A Time Lord author later believed that this had been a lie, suspecting that the Doctor was simply using the Time Lords' fear of the Hybrid against them as part of his plan to rescue Clara Oswald. (PROSE: A Brief History of Time Lords)

Yasmin Khan felt the Thirteenth Doctor hadn't been entirely honest with her whilst investigating her missing memories associated with the Division. (TV: The Halloween Apocalypse)

Others[[edit] | [edit source]]

A Time Lord author considered that the lies of Rassilon and his elites were the only constant in the history of Gallifrey. (PROSE: A Brief History of Time Lords) According to the Spy Master, the Time Lords lied about the Doctor's origins, and that they were actually the Timeless Child. (TV: The Timeless Children)

The Brigadier lied to the Third Doctor about doing no harm to the Silurians on Wenley Moor, only to blow them up. (PROSE: Doctor Who and the Cave Monsters)

Davros was known to tell lies. (TV: Genesis of the Daleks; AUDIO: Purity, Guilt, The Juggernauts, etc.) This deceptive streak was passed on to the Daleks. (TV: The Daleks, The Evil of the Daleks, Victory of the Daleks) et. al) When he met the Dalek Prime Strategist, the Tenth Doctor came to believe that its claim of being proud of using a ruined Dalek War Machine was a lie, sympathising with lying as a coping mechanism. (COMIC: Defender of the Daleks)

A voice analyser could detect when one was lying. (TV: The Bounty Hunter)

Sister Spurrina declared the High Priestess lied to her about Pompeii's survival through the Pyrovile. (TV: The Fires of Pompeii)

The Cybermen lied to Miss Hartigan in order to trick her into becoming the Cyber-King. (TV: The Next Doctor)

In her time with the Doctor, Clara Oswald became adept at lying something that, along with her lack of scruples in doing it, gave the Doctor concern. (TV: Flatline) She later boasted of being "an incredible liar", something that Danny Pink mournfully agreed with. (TV: Death in Heaven)

After the the defeat of the Slitheen family on 7 March 2006, Mickey Smith (TV: World War Three [+]Loading...["World War Three (TV story)"]) wrote on his website that he did not "fake evidence, or make exaggerated claims", when refuting the possibility he was a liar, having read many lies on the Internet. (PROSE: Hoax This! [+]Loading...["Hoax This! (short story)"])