A Rose by Any Other Name (comic story)
- You may be looking for the short story of the same name.
A Rose by Any Other Name was an ongoing Doctor Who: The Tenth Doctor backup comic strip from 2014-2015. It featured the adventures of the Tenth Doctor and a cat he adopted and named after Rose Tyler. The stories were set during the period in the Tenth Doctor's era where he was against bringing in new companions on the TARDIS -- the series illustrates a period of his life where he chose not to travel at all. Throughout the series, Rose-the-Cat attempts to get him out of his heart break over the loss of Rose-the-Human and to continue exploring the universe.
Summary
The Doctor adopts a cat named Rose.
Plot
Year One
Issue 4
The Doctor has built a shrine to his lost companion Rose Tyler, and has been spending time watching romance and emotional films while binge-eating ice cream. After great emotional straight, the Doctor suddenly exclaims that he now has a cat -- which he decides to call "Rose," much to the annoyance of the cat.
Issue 5
The Doctor imagines what he expected owning a cat would be like; the pair sitting at the table, watching Chums, and being friends. In reality, The Doctor has been scratched up by Rose-the-Cat after five days of not being able to find her. He is exceedingly angry, and begins to lecture the cat, but his anger fades after watching the cat for some seconds.
Issue 6
Watching the Doctor sulk in bed and cry over Rose-the-Human, Rose-the-Cat begins piloting the TARDIS to random spots in time. She visit Paris, France in the year 1879, where she finds a mouse; New New York in the year 5000000023, where she catches a fish; 2014 on the planet Messaline, where she drags a Hath head back to the TARDIS; as well as others. After waking from a nap, the Doctor is horrified to find his room filled with animal carcasses, Rose believing that this will please him. Instead, he begins to cry over the loss of the animals. Rose, annoyed, states "you try and help..."
Issue 7
Distraught over his lost love, the Doctor goes to get clean clothes to put on. In his closet, he finds that Rose-the-Cat has pulled all of his navy suits down and has sat on them, leaving them covered in cat hair. There are also hair balls in his high tops. The Doctor orders her out of his room so that he can be with his thoughts and clothes. Later, he looks for his brown coat as he is preparing to go to Deva Loka to relax. He finds that Rose is carving her claws in them, completely ruining the piece. He screams that the suit was given to him by Janis Joplin, and leaves the cat floating outside the ship in a space-suit as punishment. He considers that he is not as merciful as he once was.
Issue 8
The Doctor and Rose-the-Cat are finally getting along, after much struggle. Rose asks the Doctor how he had never owned a pet before, which makes the Doctor say that he needs to introduce someone to Rose. Later, Rose and K9 are in the midst of a fight -- Rose having stolen the Sonic screwdriver and K9 in maximum defense mode. The Doctor, infuriated, puts them both outside again (Rose once more in a space-suit), which makes Rose question if this is his only answer to problems. The Doctor angrily decides to get a Goldfish.
Issue 9
Rose-the-Cat and the Doctor are walking alone in an unknown location. Rose-the-Cat is trying to help the Doctor get over Rose-the-Human, and suggests he go for a rebound companion. The Doctor agrees shortly into the conversation, but later storms into the TARDIS angrily saying that he was stood up. Inside the ship, Rose is being stroked by a member of the Sisters of Plentitude. He angrily says that Rose was meant to be setting up a date for him, which Rose suddenly recalls being the point of her introducing the Doctor to someone. The sister awkwardly asks if she should leave.
Issue 10
Rose-the-Cat has thought of a plan which would help the Doctor get over Rose-the-Human: a shopping spree to spend off his emotions. The Doctor eventually sees it as a good plan, and takes them to a mall-planet outside of Nebula 6879H which has been having a closing sale for some time. They buy boxes and boxes of clothes which they have tried on (including a Waldo costume and a pink tutu) which they take back to the ship. Rose asks the Doctor if he has filled the hole in his heart left by Rose-the-Human, to which the Doctor says that he has, but quickly admits that that is not so. After a moment of thought, he realizes that he must begin to see the universe in a new light and enjoy the small things. Rose, meanwhile, is not listening to him, already exploring the many boxes they have brought home.
Issue 11
The Doctor has been inside the TARDIS for 26 hours, watching marathon reruns of Chums episodes. Rise is extremely bored with the show's reassuringly predictable plot, and just wants to go outside with the Doctor. 31 hours later, the pair are still watching, but Rose has grown more positive with the program, and says that the likes the episodes airing that day, but preferred the ones which had aired the day before. The Doctor agrees, saying that that season had had some of the best episodes. However, he suddenly begins to question what the pair are doing. He is the Doctor, a powerful being who travels through time and space battling injustice. He can just go back in time to watch the older episodes. Rose notes that there is already a channel that plays the day's previous material, 104. The Doctor begins to cry that he is not useless, and is no longer good for anything. Rose tries to comfort him, and says that they could go back in time to when he was good for something. The Doctor does not find the suggestion helpful.
Issue 12
The Doctor, Rose-the-Cat, and K9 are shopping for materials for a Sunday roast, as Rose believes that filling the Doctor's stomach will remove all room for heart-brake over Rose-the-Human. Rose-the-Cat notes that as a Time Lord, he should be able to get over her easily as 'time heals all wounds.' The Doctor is shocked that Rose-the-Cat has payed enough attention to him to remember his race, and begins explaining why Rose is mistaken using items from their shopping cart as metaphors. A tea-towel represents all of time, an onion represents the Doctor, and a turnip represents the Doctor's heart-brokenness. Rose begins to question what is happening. Minutes later, their shopping crate is crushed and their food is scattered all over the isle. Rose-the-Cat notes that the Doctor's explanation made no sense, to which the Doctor says "exactly! Neither does love!" Rose angrily questions why the Doctor is as annoying as he is and why Rose has to hang out with him, as K9 notes that the Doctor's heart-brokenness is on the floor.
Issue 13
Rose-the-Cat attempts to help the Doctor find new companions by referring him to Sergeant Benton's lonely hearts club. The Doctor gets a banana and a banana daiquiri to help him through the night. At the lonely hearts club he meets a Cyberman, a Weeping Angel, and a Hath. After several more daiquiris, the Doctor gets angry and gives up because he cannot find anyone he likes. At this point he sees a young red-haired girl, sitting alone and reading A Brief History of Time. Despite Rose's pleas that something seems off, the Doctor invites her back to the TARDIS. As he turns to go on ahead of her, the woman turns into a Zygon, turns to an unknown friend, and throws a thumb up. Rose-the-Cat tells her waitress "Keep 'em comin', love" as she is poured a cup of milk.
Issue 14
The Doctor has spent some time eating buckets of Dhäkan-Dazs, and has grown somewhat obese. Rose-the-Cat voices disgust at this, saying that if Rose-the-Human broke his heart this much that she hopes he at least said the L-word to her. The Doctor thinks that the cat means Lilith, and says that rose broke both of her hearts, not just one. Rose says that the Doctor needs to get out of his funk and possibly rebrand. The Doctor is unclear momentarily what she means, before he realities that she means Regenerate. Rose says that as long as the Doctor remembered her and wasn't fat, it would be fine. As punishment, the Doctor once again places her in her space-suit-of-shame, leaving her floating outside the ship once more. Outside, the cat notes that the Doctor could become ginger, which makes him consider the issue.
Issue 15
Whilst reading poety, the Doctor is pleased to hear Rose purring nearby. He is shocked, however, to discover that Rose is not purring, but instead is attempting to remove a section of the TARDIS' wall with a Chainsaw in the hopes of making a Cat flap. The Doctor warns that such an action would cause great damage to the fabric of time and space, but this warning is too late, as Rose breaks a part of the wall away.
This causes great disturbances through all of time and space. In 1845, Richard III is rescued at Ambion Hill, Leicestershire by a Unicorn after he begs for a horse. At the Cavern Club in 1961, the Beatles are suddenly turned into violent, howling wolves while performing I Want to Hold Your Hand. Finally, in 2014 on the set of the final episode of Chums, the actor who is playing Russ is suddenly turned into a frog. The angry director yells at the female lead that they have to shoot the scene despite this.
Back in the TARDIS, the hole in the wall has been patched with Duct tape, seeming to fix the problem. The Doctor asks Rose if she is aware of how much the whole could have damaged the universe, Rose states that the TARDIS couldn't be that important and prepares to watch the final episode of Chums. Minutes later, Rose can be heard crying from outside the ship...
Year Two
Issue 1
Waking up, the Doctor finds Rose sleeping on his bed. He gets dressed and they go on several adventures, including riding atop purple dragons, fighting orange monsters in a forest, visiting the smallest planet in the universe and cooking food in a house with K9. He then goes back to sleep.
Issue 2
Drinking wine alone, the Doctor is shocked by the sudden arrival of the original Rose Tyler next to him. The Doctor begins to question how she can be there, before he is shushed by her, as there is something more important for the two of them to finally do. After this, she begins to shove the ends of her hair into his mouth, as he lets out a moan of confusion.
The Doctor suddenly awakes in his room. The encounter was little more than a dream, with a strange twist evidently brought about by Rose-the-Cat deciding to sleep directly on his face. In a fit of anger, the Doctor tells Rose that she can no longer sleep in his room.
Characters
References
- The ice-cream that the Doctor has been eating is named Dhäkan-Dazs.
- The Doctor has Blu-Rays of Love Actually, The Lion King and Annie Hall.
- The Doctor recites lines from Hamlet.
- The Doctor imagines what he expected getting a new cat would be like. This vision includes the pair watching a show called Chums (a spoof of Friends), to which the Doctor notes "I'm such a Ross." He also is shown reading Your Cat Magazine.
- When Rose suggests the Doctor get a new companion, he counters that he has Rose and K-9.
- The Doctor maintains his fondness for bananas.
- The blind date that Rose-the-Cat takes the Doctor to is called "Sgt. Benton's Lonely Hearts Club," a reference to John Benton and Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.
Notes
- The title of the strip is a reference to one of Shakespeare's plays, Romeo and Juliet; it also refers to Rose Tyler.
Original print details
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Continuity
- The Doctor has a shrine to Rose Tyler and names a cat after her, placing this after her departure in Doomsday. The Tenth Doctor was previously shown obsessing over the loss of Rose by growing tree limbs in the shape of her name in the TARDIS garden. (PROSE: Keeping up with the Joneses)
- The Doctor drinks banana daiquiris and gets drunk. (TV: The Girl in the Fireplace)
- The Doctor can speak cat. (TV: The Lodger)
- In an attempt to find "gifts" to cheer up the Doctor, Rose visit Paris, France in the year 1879, where she finds a Mouse; New New York in the year 5000000023, where she catches a fish (TV: New Earth); 2014 on the planet Messaline, where she drags a Hath head back to The TARDIS (TV: The Doctor's Daughter); as well as others. One of the "gifts" that she leaves in the Doctor's room is an Ood head.
- The Doctor says that Janis Joplin gave him the coat that Rose-the-Cat has destroyed. (TV: Gridlock, AUDIO: The Rising Night)
- When the Doctor calls K9 "bad dog," K9 replies "affirmative!" (TV: School Reunion)
- When Rose does an impression of K9, the Doctor says "No no no, don't do that. Don't." (TV: Tooth and Claw, TV: The Shakespeare Code, TV: The Unicorn and the Wasp, TV: Midnight)
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