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The purpose of this article, like all articles about historical figures,
The purpose of this article, like all articles about historical figures, is to recount ONLY that which can be verified by a Doctor Who narrative.  In this case the PRIMARY narrative is the First Doctor novel, BYZANTIUM!
is to recount ONLY that which can be verified by a Doctor Who narrative.  In this
case the PRIMARY narrative is the First Doctor novel, BYZANTIUM!


It is almost certainly better to phrase statements in this article as things
It is almost certainly better to phrase statements in this article as things that were said about Jesus BY OTHER CHARACTERS.  Don't say, "Jesus rose from the
that were said about Jesus BY OTHER CHARACTERS.  Don't say, "Jesus rose from the
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dead", for instance, but "According to <character>, Jesus rose from the dead."


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Also, please do not capitalise the pronouns 'he' and 'his' in reference to Jesus, since that would indicate a bias, and isn't supported within the text of BYZANTIUM!
since that would indicate a bias, and isn't supported within the text of BYZANTIUM!


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{{First pic|Jesus Christ Crucifix.jpg|A [[crucifix]] of Jesus Christ at the [[Convent of Saint Eve]] in [[2129]]. ([[COMIC]]: {{cs|The Demons of Eden (comic story)}})}}
'''Jesus Christ'''  (6 [[BC]]–[[30]] [[AD]]) ([[PROSE]]: ''[[The Book of the War (novel)|The Book of the War]]'') was the central figure of [[Christianity]]. He was variously called other names by different groups: the anti-[[Roman]], anti-Christian [[zealot]] [[Matthew Basellas]] referred to him as '''Jesus of Nazareth'''; the Roman [[Gemellus]] claimed he was originally known as '''Joshua-bar-Joseph'''; ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|Byzantium! (novel)}}) [[Muslim]]s in the [[19th century]] called him '''Isa'''; ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|Head of State (novel)}}) and in the [[City of the Saved]], he went by '''Yeshua bar–Abbas'''. ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|A Hundred Words from a Civil War (short story)}}) [[Scaroth]] was implied to be Jesus Christ in one of his splintered lives.{{fact}}
Jesus was also known to the [[Time Lord]]s; the [[Celestial Intervention Agency]]'s files situated events from Earth's history in relation to "the birth of Christ", including events which occurred hundreds of millions of years earlier. ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|CIA File Extracts (novel)}})
== Biography ==
Immediately before the newborn Christ was placed in the manger, he was "whisked away" to the [[Plume Coteries' Library]], where [[Lotto]], [[Mae]] and [[Gabriel (The Claus-Rosen Bridge)|Gabriel]] soon took him under their wing.  In ''this'' story at the least, he had evidently created the stars, despite Lotto's belief that he and the [[Time Lord|Sun Builders]] had developed them. Lotto, posing as an angel, returned the child to [[Mary (mythology)|Mary]]. This was all a "real story" due to a plan of [[Auteur]]'s, who had worked hard to remove Jesus Christ so he could insert himself into history as a "skeletal infant" and get himself mailed to [[Bethlehem]]. ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|The Claus-Rosen Bridge (short story)}})
He was believed to have born to [[Mary (mythology)|Mary]] and [[Joseph (mythology)|Joseph]]. When [[Augustus|Caesar Augustus]] decreed that governors conduct the [[Census of Quirinius]], pregnant Mary and her husband Joseph journeyed to [[Bethlehem]]. Upon reaching the town, they found that all the rooms at the inn had been taken, and Mary was forced to give birth to Jesus in a stable. These events, when recounted in the [[Gospel of Saint Luke]], formed the basis of the [[Christian]] celebration of [[Christmas]]. ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|The Time Traveller's Almanac (reference book)}}) [[The Doctor]] claimed in their [[Eighth Doctor|eighth]] and [[Tenth Doctor|tenth]] incarnations to have been present at Jesus' [[birth]] at the first [[Christmas]] in [[Bethlehem]]. ([[AUDIO]]: {{cs|Relative Dimensions (audio story)}}, [[TV]]: {{cs|Voyage of the Damned (TV story)}})
[[Gemellus]] stated that Jesus lived during the time of the [[Caesar]]s [[Augustus]] and [[Tiberius]] in the regions of [[Judaea]] and [[Syria]]. ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|Byzantium! (novel)}})
Gemellus maintained that he was a [[carpenter (job)|carpenter]]'s son, a child [[prodigy]], and "extremely handsome, charismatic and persuasive". He was able to amass great audiences when he spoke, and his lectures often attacked [[Judaism]] as inadequate to inform the rigours of daily life. ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|Byzantium! (novel)}})
A story known among the [[Muslim]]s was that the ''Hazrat'' Isa turned [[water]] into [[wine]]. ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|Head of State (novel)}})
Those who came to follow Jesus as a [[god|deity]] believed he was the [[Messiah]], "Christos" meaning "saviour" in [[Greek language|Greek]]. Others thought of him as a "maverick [[rabbi]]" or a "false [[prophet]]". ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|Byzantium! (novel)}}) According to the [[Book of Luke]], there were rumours in Judea that Jesus was either [[John the Baptist]], [[Elias]], or another prophet returned from the dead. ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|The Sword of Forever (novel)}})


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The Jewish religious leaders eventually became jealous of his abilities, and the [[Pharisee]]s influenced the Roman [[procurator]] [[Pontius Pilate]] so that Jesus was [[execution|executed]] for [[heresy]] by being [[crucifixion|nailed]] to a ''[[stauros]]'' on [[Easter]] ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|Byzantium! (novel)}}) in the year [[33]]. A Roman soldier named [[Longinus]] drove [[Gungnir|a lance]] into Jesus' side while Jesus was hanging at the cross. ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|The Spear of Destiny (short story)}})
 
Gemellus also knew of a story, of which he was no great believer, that Jesus' body, after death, had somehow vanished after its entombment. Christians believed that he had been [[resurrection|brought back to life]] by the Jewish [[God]]. ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|Byzantium! (novel)}}) The [[Tenth Doctor]] said he remembered what really happened at the first Easter. ([[TV]]: {{cs|Planet of the Dead (TV story)}})
 
In the [[City of the Saved]], Yeshua bar-Abbas never claimed to anyone that he was Jesus Christ. He lived by a freshwater sea in [[Chainworth Park]], mending boats and wooden furniture for the fishermen while telling them stories. Children particularly enjoyed his company, and he was a popular guest at weddings. When Lord Mayor [[Lucius Cassius Ignotus]] began hunting divinities during the [[City of the Saved Civil War|Civil War]], commandos from the Roman [[Catholic Church]] protected Yeshua, calling him "Lord". ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|A Hundred Words from a Civil War (short story)}})
 
== Legacy ==
=== Christianity ===
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=== Whitewashing ===
Although he came from the [[Middle East]], ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|Byzantium! (novel)}}) some Christians in later centuries viewed Jesus as white. ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|Halflife (novel)}}, [[TV]]: {{cs|Thin Ice (TV story)}}) The [[Twelfth Doctor]] said this was due to [[whitewashing]]. ([[TV]]: {{cs|Thin Ice (TV story)}}) [[Roberto (Halflife)|Father Roberto]] explained to the [[Eighth Doctor]] that this myth, that the [[Holy Family]] were white, had caused great damage to the self-esteems of brown and black people who had to pray to a white God: "No matter how much they prayed, how penitent or good they were, being white was something they could never be. That kind of patronage does damage." ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|Halflife (novel)}})
 
== References ==
[[Christian]]s from just after the time of Christ believed they were being systematically suppressed by the same combination of [[Jewish]] and [[Roman Empire|Roman]] interests who had [[kill]]ed Jesus. The [[First Doctor]] once met a man named [[Daniel (Byzantium!)|Daniel]] who insisted that the Jewish establishment in [[Jerusalem]] was conspiring to discredit Christianity. ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|Byzantium! (novel)}})
 
Some stories about Isa were recounted in the [[Qu'ran]]. ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|Head of State (novel)}})
 
On [[3 March]] [[1215]], [[Kamelion]], disguised as [[John of England|King John]], sang a chant about the liberation of [[Christ's tomb]] in [[Palestine]] from the [[Saracen]]s in the [[Crusades]]. ([[TV]]: {{cs|The King's Demons (TV story)}})


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In [[1968]], [[the Sentience (Nightshade)|the Sentience]] appeared to [[Abbot]] [[Mervyn Winstanley]] as Jesus Christ so it could feed on his [[life energy]]. ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|Nightshade (novel)}})
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was the central figure of [[Christianity]].  According to the [[Roman]] [[Gemellus]], he lived during the time of the [[Caesar]]s [[Augustus]] and [[Tiberius]] in the regions of [[Judea]] and [[Syria]]. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Byzantium! (novel)|Byzantium!]]'')


[[Jack Harkness]] implicitly compared Jesus' conception to how a [[Nostrovite]] exobiologically implanted its eggs into [[Gwen Cooper]]. ([[TV]]: ''[[Something Borrowed (TV story)|Something Borrowed]]'')  
While talking to [[Alistair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart|the Brigadier]], [[Jo Grant]] compared [[Clifford Jones]] to "impossible dreamer[s]" like "Jesus of Nazareth, [[Christopher Columbus]], and [[Guglielmo Marconi|Marconi]]." ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|Doctor Who and the Green Death (novelisation)}})


Those who came to follow Jesus as a deity believed he was the messiah, "Christos" meaning "saviour" in [[Greek language|Greek]]. Others thought of him as "a maverick [[rabbi]]", or a "false prophet".
[[John Lennon]] claimed that [[the Beatles]] were more popular than Jesus. ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|The Left-Handed Hummingbird (novel)}})


Gemellus maintained that he was a carpenter's son, a child prodigy, and "extremely handsome, charismatic and persuasive". He was able to amass great audiences when he spoke, and his lectures often attacked [[Judaism]] as inadequate to inform the rigours of daily life.
[[Jack Harkness]] implicitly compared Jesus' [[conception]] to how a [[Nostrovite]] [[exobiology|exobiologically]] implanted its [[egg]]s into [[Gwen Cooper]]. ([[TV]]: {{cs|Something Borrowed (TV story)}})


Eventually, betrayed by Jewish religious leaders who had become jealous of his abilities, he was nailed to a ''stauros'', or cross.  In the 21st year of the reign of Tiberius Caesar, the [[Pharisee]]s, leaders of the Jewish community, influenced the Roman [[procurator]] of the area, [[Pontius Pilate]], to have Jesus [[execution|executed]] for [[heresey]].
[[Owen Harper]] compared himself to Jesus, as both came back from the dead, but "without the beard". ([[TV]]: {{cs|A Day in the Death (TV story)}})


Gemellus also knew of a story, of which he was no great believer, that Jesus' body, after death, had somehow vanished after its entombment. Christians, he said, believed that he had come back to life, resurrected by the Jewish [[God (Creator Deity)|God]].
A [[Corcovado statue|gigantic statue]] of Jesus Christ stood in [[Rio de Janeiro]]. ([[AUDIO]]: {{cs|Loups-Garoux (audio story)}}, [[TV]]: {{cs|The Eleventh Hour (TV story)}})


Christians from just after the time of Christ believed they were being systematically suppressed by the same combination of Jewish and Roman interests who had killed Jesus. The [[First Doctor]] once met a man named [[Daniel (Byzantium!)|Daniel]] who insisted that the Jewish establishment in [[Jerusalem]] was conspiring to discredit Christianity. ([[PROSE]]: ''[[Byzantium! (novel)|Byzantium!]]'')
[[Gwen Cooper]] once exclaimed "Jesus!" when realising she was late for a dinner appointment. ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|Slow Decay (novel)}})


[[Owen Harper]] compared himself to Jesus, as both came back from the dead. ([[TV]]: ''[[A Day in the Death (TV story)|A Day in the Death]]'')
In the [[City of the Saved]], many people claimed to be Jesus. ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|A Hundred Words from a Civil War (short story)}})


The [[Tenth Doctor]] claimed to have been present at Christ's birth ([[TV]]: ''[[Voyage of the Damned (TV story)|Voyage of the Damned]]'') and to remember what really happened at [[Easter|his death]]. ([[TV]]: ''[[Planet of the Dead (TV story)|Planet of the Dead]]'')
Jesus was indirectly referenced by passengers on [[The Motorway]] in [[New New York]] as they sang "[[The Old Rugged Cross]]". ([[TV]]: {{cs|Gridlock (TV story)}})


After the [[Eleventh Doctor]] helped capture the [[Atraxi]]'s [[Prisoner Zero|prisoner]] in [[2008]], he called the Atraxi back to [[Earth]]. The Atraxi displayed an image of Jesus was on a hologram when the Doctor asked, "''Is this world a threat to the Atraxi?''" Several other religious images were shown, including temples of [[Buddhism]]. ([[TV]]: ''[[The Eleventh Hour (TV story)|The Eleventh Hour]]'')
== Remains ==
The [[Knights Templar]], believing that Jesus was a resurrected [[John the Baptist]], eventually acquired the saint's mummified head and finger; during the thirteenth century, they hid the [[Holy Finger of John the Baptist|Holy Finger]] in the booby-trapped Castle of Arginy, but accidentally left the [[Head of Christ]] behind in the Templar Mausoleum in [[Paris]]. In 2595, [[Bernice Summerfield]], who had also come to believe that John was Christ, recovered both relics. She found that the skull showed signs of being penetrated by hundreds of sharp objects, either thorns of neural samplers. Her husband Marillion stole the head and brought it to the Emperor [[Gebmoses III]], who used its DNA to create thousands of Christ clones, the [[Army of God]], which he intended to use to eradicate and replace humanity. ([[PROSE]]: {{cs|The Sword of Forever (novel)}})


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== Behind the scenes ==
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Jesus was played by [[Kenneth Colley]] in the 1979 film {{wi|Monty Python's Life of Brian}}, [[John Hurt]] in the 1981 film {{wi|History of the World, Part I}}, and voiced by [[Tom Kane]] in the 1999 video game {{wi|Gabriel Knight 3: Blood of the Sacred, Blood of the Damned}}.
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Jesus Christ
A crucifix of Jesus Christ at the Convent of Saint Eve in 2129. (COMIC: The Demons of Eden [+]Loading...["The Demons of Eden (comic story)"])

Jesus Christ (6 BC30 AD) (PROSE: The Book of the War) was the central figure of Christianity. He was variously called other names by different groups: the anti-Roman, anti-Christian zealot Matthew Basellas referred to him as Jesus of Nazareth; the Roman Gemellus claimed he was originally known as Joshua-bar-Joseph; (PROSE: Byzantium! [+]Loading...["Byzantium! (novel)"]) Muslims in the 19th century called him Isa; (PROSE: Head of State [+]Loading...["Head of State (novel)"]) and in the City of the Saved, he went by Yeshua bar–Abbas. (PROSE: A Hundred Words from a Civil War [+]Loading...["A Hundred Words from a Civil War (short story)"]) Scaroth was implied to be Jesus Christ in one of his splintered lives.[source needed]

Jesus was also known to the Time Lords; the Celestial Intervention Agency's files situated events from Earth's history in relation to "the birth of Christ", including events which occurred hundreds of millions of years earlier. (PROSE: CIA File Extracts [+]Loading...["CIA File Extracts (novel)"])

Biography[[edit] | [edit source]]

Immediately before the newborn Christ was placed in the manger, he was "whisked away" to the Plume Coteries' Library, where Lotto, Mae and Gabriel soon took him under their wing. In this story at the least, he had evidently created the stars, despite Lotto's belief that he and the Sun Builders had developed them. Lotto, posing as an angel, returned the child to Mary. This was all a "real story" due to a plan of Auteur's, who had worked hard to remove Jesus Christ so he could insert himself into history as a "skeletal infant" and get himself mailed to Bethlehem. (PROSE: The Claus-Rosen Bridge [+]Loading...["The Claus-Rosen Bridge (short story)"])

He was believed to have born to Mary and Joseph. When Caesar Augustus decreed that governors conduct the Census of Quirinius, pregnant Mary and her husband Joseph journeyed to Bethlehem. Upon reaching the town, they found that all the rooms at the inn had been taken, and Mary was forced to give birth to Jesus in a stable. These events, when recounted in the Gospel of Saint Luke, formed the basis of the Christian celebration of Christmas. (PROSE: The Time Traveller's Almanac [+]Loading...["The Time Traveller's Almanac (reference book)"]) The Doctor claimed in their eighth and tenth incarnations to have been present at Jesus' birth at the first Christmas in Bethlehem. (AUDIO: Relative Dimensions [+]Loading...["Relative Dimensions (audio story)"], TV: Voyage of the Damned [+]Loading...["Voyage of the Damned (TV story)"])

Gemellus stated that Jesus lived during the time of the Caesars Augustus and Tiberius in the regions of Judaea and Syria. (PROSE: Byzantium! [+]Loading...["Byzantium! (novel)"])

Gemellus maintained that he was a carpenter's son, a child prodigy, and "extremely handsome, charismatic and persuasive". He was able to amass great audiences when he spoke, and his lectures often attacked Judaism as inadequate to inform the rigours of daily life. (PROSE: Byzantium! [+]Loading...["Byzantium! (novel)"])

A story known among the Muslims was that the Hazrat Isa turned water into wine. (PROSE: Head of State [+]Loading...["Head of State (novel)"])

Those who came to follow Jesus as a deity believed he was the Messiah, "Christos" meaning "saviour" in Greek. Others thought of him as a "maverick rabbi" or a "false prophet". (PROSE: Byzantium! [+]Loading...["Byzantium! (novel)"]) According to the Book of Luke, there were rumours in Judea that Jesus was either John the Baptist, Elias, or another prophet returned from the dead. (PROSE: The Sword of Forever [+]Loading...["The Sword of Forever (novel)"])

The Jewish religious leaders eventually became jealous of his abilities, and the Pharisees influenced the Roman procurator Pontius Pilate so that Jesus was executed for heresy by being nailed to a stauros on Easter (PROSE: Byzantium! [+]Loading...["Byzantium! (novel)"]) in the year 33. A Roman soldier named Longinus drove a lance into Jesus' side while Jesus was hanging at the cross. (PROSE: The Spear of Destiny [+]Loading...["The Spear of Destiny (short story)"])

Gemellus also knew of a story, of which he was no great believer, that Jesus' body, after death, had somehow vanished after its entombment. Christians believed that he had been brought back to life by the Jewish God. (PROSE: Byzantium! [+]Loading...["Byzantium! (novel)"]) The Tenth Doctor said he remembered what really happened at the first Easter. (TV: Planet of the Dead [+]Loading...["Planet of the Dead (TV story)"])

In the City of the Saved, Yeshua bar-Abbas never claimed to anyone that he was Jesus Christ. He lived by a freshwater sea in Chainworth Park, mending boats and wooden furniture for the fishermen while telling them stories. Children particularly enjoyed his company, and he was a popular guest at weddings. When Lord Mayor Lucius Cassius Ignotus began hunting divinities during the Civil War, commandos from the Roman Catholic Church protected Yeshua, calling him "Lord". (PROSE: A Hundred Words from a Civil War [+]Loading...["A Hundred Words from a Civil War (short story)"])

Legacy[[edit] | [edit source]]

Christianity[[edit] | [edit source]]

Main article: Christianity

Whitewashing[[edit] | [edit source]]

Although he came from the Middle East, (PROSE: Byzantium! [+]Loading...["Byzantium! (novel)"]) some Christians in later centuries viewed Jesus as white. (PROSE: Halflife [+]Loading...["Halflife (novel)"], TV: Thin Ice [+]Loading...["Thin Ice (TV story)"]) The Twelfth Doctor said this was due to whitewashing. (TV: Thin Ice [+]Loading...["Thin Ice (TV story)"]) Father Roberto explained to the Eighth Doctor that this myth, that the Holy Family were white, had caused great damage to the self-esteems of brown and black people who had to pray to a white God: "No matter how much they prayed, how penitent or good they were, being white was something they could never be. That kind of patronage does damage." (PROSE: Halflife [+]Loading...["Halflife (novel)"])

References[[edit] | [edit source]]

Christians from just after the time of Christ believed they were being systematically suppressed by the same combination of Jewish and Roman interests who had killed Jesus. The First Doctor once met a man named Daniel who insisted that the Jewish establishment in Jerusalem was conspiring to discredit Christianity. (PROSE: Byzantium! [+]Loading...["Byzantium! (novel)"])

Some stories about Isa were recounted in the Qu'ran. (PROSE: Head of State [+]Loading...["Head of State (novel)"])

On 3 March 1215, Kamelion, disguised as King John, sang a chant about the liberation of Christ's tomb in Palestine from the Saracens in the Crusades. (TV: The King's Demons [+]Loading...["The King's Demons (TV story)"])

In 1968, the Sentience appeared to Abbot Mervyn Winstanley as Jesus Christ so it could feed on his life energy. (PROSE: Nightshade [+]Loading...["Nightshade (novel)"])

While talking to the Brigadier, Jo Grant compared Clifford Jones to "impossible dreamer[s]" like "Jesus of Nazareth, Christopher Columbus, and Marconi." (PROSE: Doctor Who and the Green Death [+]Loading...["Doctor Who and the Green Death (novelisation)"])

John Lennon claimed that the Beatles were more popular than Jesus. (PROSE: The Left-Handed Hummingbird [+]Loading...["The Left-Handed Hummingbird (novel)"])

Jack Harkness implicitly compared Jesus' conception to how a Nostrovite exobiologically implanted its eggs into Gwen Cooper. (TV: Something Borrowed [+]Loading...["Something Borrowed (TV story)"])

Owen Harper compared himself to Jesus, as both came back from the dead, but "without the beard". (TV: A Day in the Death [+]Loading...["A Day in the Death (TV story)"])

A gigantic statue of Jesus Christ stood in Rio de Janeiro. (AUDIO: Loups-Garoux [+]Loading...["Loups-Garoux (audio story)"], TV: The Eleventh Hour [+]Loading...["The Eleventh Hour (TV story)"])

Gwen Cooper once exclaimed "Jesus!" when realising she was late for a dinner appointment. (PROSE: Slow Decay [+]Loading...["Slow Decay (novel)"])

In the City of the Saved, many people claimed to be Jesus. (PROSE: A Hundred Words from a Civil War [+]Loading...["A Hundred Words from a Civil War (short story)"])

Jesus was indirectly referenced by passengers on The Motorway in New New York as they sang "The Old Rugged Cross". (TV: Gridlock [+]Loading...["Gridlock (TV story)"])

Remains[[edit] | [edit source]]

The Knights Templar, believing that Jesus was a resurrected John the Baptist, eventually acquired the saint's mummified head and finger; during the thirteenth century, they hid the Holy Finger in the booby-trapped Castle of Arginy, but accidentally left the Head of Christ behind in the Templar Mausoleum in Paris. In 2595, Bernice Summerfield, who had also come to believe that John was Christ, recovered both relics. She found that the skull showed signs of being penetrated by hundreds of sharp objects, either thorns of neural samplers. Her husband Marillion stole the head and brought it to the Emperor Gebmoses III, who used its DNA to create thousands of Christ clones, the Army of God, which he intended to use to eradicate and replace humanity. (PROSE: The Sword of Forever [+]Loading...["The Sword of Forever (novel)"])

Behind the scenes[[edit] | [edit source]]

Jesus was played by Kenneth Colley in the 1979 film Monty Python's Life of Brian, John Hurt in the 1981 film History of the World, Part I, and voiced by Tom Kane in the 1999 video game Gabriel Knight 3: Blood of the Sacred, Blood of the Damned.