The Party in Room Four (short story)
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The Party in Room Four was the fourth story in The Panda Book of Horror anthology. It was written by Simon Guerrier.
Plot
After a restless night, Frank comes downstairs in the inn he's staying at, and Gavin, the owner of the inn, makes him breakfast. In the lounge, Frank thinks back to when he was a kid, when his friend Andy Lang had bought fake IDs so that they could drink at the inn.
Gavin gives Frank his breakfast, and Frank tells him that he was kept up all night by the party in room four, but Gavin says there weren't any guests staying in that room.
Frank leaves the inn, going on a walk over the hill, where he's ambushed by reporters, and he walks past them, ignoring them. He receives a phone call from his friend Jane, but he's distracted when he sees a double decker bus in a meadow, with what appears to be a marquee and tents erected around the bus. He sees a elderly lady dancing around, and he shouts at her, but she and the other people don't hear him and keep dancing. He walks towards them, but when he reaches the meadow they all disappear. He contemplates calling Jane, and he decides against the notion. He walks off, and then it starts raining, but this doesn't deter Frank - to the contrary - it refreshes him.
On the way back to the inn, Frank avoids the crater where the Village once stood, and when he's approached by the journalists, he tells them to leave the remaining villagers alone, so that that he and them can deal with it in their own ways.
Back at the inn, Father McGrath introduces himself to Frank, and Frank barely acknowledges McGrath, and Frank heads into the lounge for a steak and ale pie. He overhears a posh sounding man talking to Gavin out of eyeshot, who's called Panda.
Characters
References
- Frank looks for an issue of the Telegraph.
- There is a copy of Cold Comfort Farm in the Village Inn.
- There's a cartoon playing in the inn involving a skunk and a cat.
- Frank thinks that Iris had a Lancashire accent.
- Frank eats a Full English breakfast.
- The A303 is a motorway.
- Frank wears brogues and a raincoat.
- A gramaphone played a song by James Last.
- Frank climbs over a stile.
- The village used to have Tudor and mock-Tudor houses, an old Post Office, a housing estate, and a bakery own by a Mr Gerald.
Notes
- Iris Wildthyme and Panda have little input in the story, being little more than extended cameos.
Continuity
- Iris Wildthyme and Panda are travelling in the Celestial Omnibus. (AUDIO: Wildthyme at Large, et al)
