The Wrong Doctors (audio story)
The Wrong Doctors was the one hundred and sixty-ninth story in Big Finish's monthly range. It was written by Matt Fitton and featured Colin Baker as the Sixth Doctor and Bonnie Langford as Melanie Bush.
Publisher's summary
With Evelyn gone, the Doctor sets course for his destiny... in the form of his first meeting with Miss Melanie Bush, a computer programmer from the village of Pease Pottage, currently busy rehearsing with the local Amateur Dramatic Society — and blissfully unaware that her future is on its way, in his TARDIS.
Make that two TARDISes. Because at that very moment, a slightly younger Doctor is flying into Pease Pottage, too — returning his future companion Melanie Bush to her rightful place and time, after they were flung together during the course of his Time Lord trial.
Time travel is a complicated business — the iguanadon terrorising Pease Pottage being a case in point. But how much more complicated could things possibly become, if the wrong Doctor were to bump into the wrong Mel?
Plot
Part one
Having finished the last slice of Evelyn's chocolate sponge cake, the Doctor heads to Pease Pottage to meet Mel whilst his younger self is dropping an older Mel home following his trial, albeit at an earlier time than intended. The older Doctor hurries off after meeting the older Mel and the younger Doctor meets the younger Mel on her way to work at the radar station as he investigates a car wrecked by an Iguanodon. The wreck is ignored by Mel and disappears entirely when Mrs Wilberforce orders the Doctor to leave the village.
The younger Doctor overhears Mr Petherbridge ordering Jedediah, who is wearing old-fashioned clothes, to hold up a carriage and sneaks into the radar station as the younger Mel is hoovering, finding that Mr Petherbridge has been communicating with a spaceship in the woods. He goes to investigate what Mel casually refers to as a time explosion and encounters his older self, whom he saves from a trap on Horsham Road and makes contact with. They find that their TARDISes have disappeared.
The older Mel meets Mrs Wilberforce, who explains that she has been looking after her whilst her mother and father are on a cruise but also that she died in 1964. Mrs Wilberforce recognises that this Mel is from the future and decides to take her to Mr Petherbridge, encountering both an Iguanodon and a Baryonyx outside. Although she is unsurprised to see the dinosaurs, she, like Mel, who memorised 150 species of dinosaur at the age of eight, knows that Baryonyx is carnivorous and they run away from it.
Part two
The older Mel and Mrs Wilberforce take refuge in Mr Beresford's bungalow with Jedediah and watch as the younger Doctor uses K9's dog whistle to distract the Baryonyx until it fades away. He learns that Jedediah, who goes to hold up a carriage carrying a black powder, died in 1888 and goes with the older Mel to meet up with their other selves in the woods. The older Doctor suspects that the younger Mel is under mind control given that she claims to have no knowledge of computers when he meets her at the radar station and tempts her into joining him after she first calls Mr Petherbridge.
The two Doctors and the older Mel meet up. The older Doctor explains how the younger Mel will be along and that they’ll investigate the woods. The younger Doctor suggests he should go instead, which everyone agrees on. The younger Mel arrives and the two Doctors quickly push the older Mel into a bush so they can’t see each other because it might overload their minds. The younger Doctor goes with the younger Mel towards the woods while the older Doctor and the older Mel try to find Petherbridge.
The younger Doctor and the younger Mel journey into the woods and find a golf course where they find the spaceship. The younger Doctor tells the younger Mel that the Mardax are business consultants. On the spaceship, Vaneesh gives her business presentation, which no one likes. Ksllak releases his troops, who carry digging equipment. The younger Doctor and the younger Mel see the troops, and the younger Doctor wants to get their attention. He picks up a dropped golf ball and throws it at them. It gets the attention of Vaneesh. The younger Doctor tells her to leave the planet. She finds out he’s a Time Lord and prepares to incinerate him because he’s a higher species and threat to them.
The older Doctor and the older Mel find Petherbridge in the hall. The older Doctor demands to know where the TARDIS is. A group of people suddenly appear cheering. Petherbridge says it was the Queen’s visit in 1887. A wagon also appears with people getting off it. One of them is Thurwell. The other Thurwell, who has just arrived, is shocked. Petherbridge tells him to go to the woods, which he does. The other men with Thurwell are Pete and the others. Thurwell grabs the older Mel while Pete grabs the older Doctor. Pete ties the older Doctor to a cart full of gunpowder. Petherbridge gives Thurwell a stick with fire on it and Thurwell lights the rope attached to the gunpowder.
Part three
to be added
Part four
to be added
Cast
- The Doctor - Colin Baker
- Melanie Bush - Bonnie Langford
- Stapleton Petherbridge - Tony Gardner
- Jedediah Thurwell - James Joyce
- Mrs Wilberforce - Patricia Leventon
- Vaneesh / Millicent / Christine Bush - Beth Chalmers
- Ksllak - John Banks
References
- When the older Doctor realises that he has crossed his timestream, he is relieved that it is not another incarnation with their scarves, frills or celery.
- When she first met the younger Doctor, the younger Mel believed that he was going to audition for Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.
- At the age of eight, Mel committed the names of 150 different species of dinosaurs to memory and is therefore able to recognise an iguanodon on sight.
- Stapleton Petherbridge was born in Pease Pottage in 1758. He was impressed into the Royal Navy in 1810 and was killed during the War of 1812. He was possessed by a time demon.
- Jedediah Thurwell was born in 1812. He was deported to Victoria, Australia, where he met a woman named Patsy. They later married and had four children and fifteen grandchildren. He died on his farm in 1884 at the age of 71.
- Muriel Wilberforce was born in 1884. She and her husband Francis Wilberforce were married in 1910 while their son Francis Wilberforce, Jr. was born in 1912. Her husband was killed in the First World War in 1914. After World War II, she continued working at the Pease Pottage Post Office until she was well past retirement age. She was the chairwoman of the Pease Pottage Women's Institute from 1922 to 1964, serving in that position for longer than anyone else. She died in 1964 at the age of 80. During the 1980s, her grandson Martin Wilberforce ran the post office.
- After naming "Mel A" and "Mel B" the two versions of Melanie, jokes about the Spice Girls (which included Mel B and Mel C among its members) are made, including a pun to the title of the song Spice Up Your Life.
- Pease Pottage is in a pocket of cauterised time, detached from the mainstream of time.
- Mel was born in 1964.
Notes
- This marks the first appearance of Bonnie Langford as Melanie Bush in a Big Finish audio drama since The Vanity Box in July 2007, while also, technically, being the first chronological story of the character in the DWU.
- This audio drama was recorded on 1 and 2 May 2012 at the Moat Studios.
- This story has some resemblance to the second serial of Sapphire and Steel, where an entity makes deals with deceased people and manipulates time.
- Big Finish released the first episode of the story as a podcast prior to release.
- The cover for this story features a new version of the Doctor Who logo, which appears in a motif similar to the title sequence from the William Hartnell era, and was also used for other Doctor Who related merchandise.
Continuity
- In the older Doctor's personal timeline, his companion Evelyn Smythe has recently left the TARDIS to marry Justice Rossiter on Világ. (AUDIO: Thicker Than Water)
- Mel's address in Pease Pottage is 36 Downview Crescent. (PROSE: Business Unusual; AUDIO: The Juggernauts)
- Mel tells the younger Doctor that she is supposed to be reunited with his future self on Oxyveguramosa. (PROSE: Business Unusual)
- The younger Doctor thanks Mel for testifying on his behalf at his trial. (TV: The Ultimate Foe)
- The younger Doctor mentions that his future self is wearing Necros mourning colours, namely blue. (TV: Revelation of the Daleks)
- The younger Doctor uses K9 Mark II's dog whistle to control the Baryonyx. (TV: The Ribos Operation)
- The older Doctor refers to his encounter with Harry Houdini. Prior to their arrival in 1963, his first incarnation and his granddaughter Susan Foreman met Houdini in the United States. Houdini taught the Doctor how to perform sleight-of-hand tricks. (PROSE: The Sorcerer's Apprentice)
- The older Mel mentions taking dancing lessons from Miss Fairs (PROSE: Business Unusual) and visiting the museum with her uncle John Hallam (AUDIO: Catch-1782) during her childhood.
- As the younger Mel dies, she tells the older Doctor that she prefers his multi-coloured coat. He promises to begin wearing it again. (TV: Terror of the Vervoids)
- The older Doctor advises his younger self to brush up on his history and recommends that he take a trip to Sheffield Hallam University. (AUDIO: The Marian Conspiracy)
- Petherbridge refers to the Vortisaurs, (AUDIO: Storm Warning) the Chronovores (TV: The Time Monster) and the Pantophagens. (AUDIO: The Foe from the Future)
- When Petherbridge talks about wiping the Doctor from existence, he refers to his travels with the scholar, the thief and the girls you met and never met...or are they yet to come.
- In an alternate timeline, Ace likewise compared the Sixth Doctor to Joseph from Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. (AUDIO: The Light at the End)
- The older Doctor proves his identity to the younger by telepathic contact. (TV: The Three Doctors, et. al)
- Melanie has an eidetic memory. (TV: Terror of the Vervoids, AUDIO: Spaceport Fear)
External links
- Official The Wrong Doctors page at bigfinish.com
