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In [[1913]] [[Ostend]], [[Sixth Doctor|the Doctor]] falls asleep reading ''[[À la recherche du temps perdu]]'' on the [[beach]] and is awoken by [[Alice Bultitude|Miss Bultitude]], but their one-sided conversation is interrupted when the Doctor has to save the life of the drowning [[Alphonse Chardalot|Inspector Chardalot]]. [[Peri Brown|Peri]], who has been shopping for a [[postcard]] to send to [[H. G. Wells]], returns and gives Chardalot mouth-to-mouth, after which she and the Doctor head back to their room at the [[Hotel Palace Thermae]] with a stuffed [[rhesus macaque]] in [[bride|bridal]] gear anonymously left for Peri with a note of thanks at reception. They soon receive a dinner invitation from Chardalot.
In [[1913]] [[Ostend]], [[Sixth Doctor|the Doctor]] falls asleep reading ''[[À la recherche du temps perdu]]'' on the [[beach]] and is awoken by [[Alice Bultitude|Miss Bultitude]], but their one-sided conversation is interrupted when the Doctor has to save the life of the drowning [[Alphonse Chardalot|Inspector Chardalot]]. [[Peri Brown|Peri]], who has been shopping for a [[postcard]] to send to [[H. G. Wells]], returns and gives Chardalot mouth-to-mouth, after which she and the Doctor head back to their room at the [[Hotel Palace Thermae]] with a stuffed [[rhesus macaque]] in [[bride|bridal]] gear anonymously left for Peri with a note of thanks at reception. They soon receive a dinner invitation from Chardalot.


At dinner, Miss Bultitude says that she recognised the rhesus macaque as one from a [[shop]] run by [[James Ensor]]'s [[Maria Catherina Haegheman|mother]] and takes Peri to the [[terrace]] when Chardalot lights a [[cigar]]. In their absence, Chardalot asks the Doctor about [[the Doctor's TARDIS|the TARDIS]], which Peri has been seen entering and leaving, and claims that he has come to investigate a [[murder]] that is yet to happen. Miss Bultitude knows that some of his stories of solving [[crime]]s are untrue and believes that he is a [[con artist]] as she saw him leaving the macaque at reception prior to his supposed near-drowning. She is also suspicious as his visit coincides with that of another guest whom she intends to introduce Peri to.
At dinner, Miss Bultitude says that she recognised the rhesus macaque as one from a [[shop]] run by [[James Ensor]]'s [[Maria Catherina Haegheman|mother]] and takes Peri to the [[terrace]] when Chardalot lights a [[cigar]]. In their absence, Chardalot asks the Doctor about [[the Doctor's TARDIS|the TARDIS]], which Peri has been seen entering and leaving, and claims that he has come to investigate a [[murder]] that is yet to happen. Miss Bultitude claims to know that some of his stories of solving [[crime]]s are untrue and believes that he is a [[con artist]] as she saw him leaving the macaque at reception prior to his supposed near-drowning. She is also suspicious as his visit coincides with that of another guest whom she intends to introduce Peri to.


Peri declines Chardalot's invitation for her and the Doctor to join him in a walk on the [[promenade]] and they help Miss Bultitude get to her room when she claims to be feeling ill, but she admits once upstairs that she is not staying at the [[hotel]] and leads them to the room of [[Toby the Sapient Pig]], a former star of the [[freakshow]] whom she has been following around [[Europe]] in the hopes of meeting him and confirming his existence. Toby is afraid of the Doctor and has [[Albertine|Nurse Albertine]] stun his three visitors with a [[weapon]] similar to a [[cattle prod]]. He keeps the Doctor and Miss Bultitude in his room whilst Nurse Albertine claims to have found Peri at the bottom of the linen chute, leading Chardalot to begin a search for the missing pair.
Peri declines Chardalot's invitation for her and the Doctor to join him in a walk on the [[promenade]] and they help Miss Bultitude get to her room when she claims to be feeling ill, but she admits once upstairs that she is not staying at the [[hotel]] and leads them to the room of [[Toby the Sapient Pig]], a former star of the [[freakshow]] whom she has been following around [[Europe]] in the hopes of meeting him as part of her research for a [[book]] she is writing. Toby is afraid of the Doctor and has [[Albertine|Nurse Albertine]] stun his three visitors with a [[memory]]-wiping [[weapon]] similar to a [[cattle prod]]. He keeps the Doctor and Miss Bultitude in his room whilst Nurse Albertine claims to have found Peri at the bottom of the linen chute, leading Chardalot to begin a search for the missing pair.
 
Chardalot confesses to Peri that the drowning rescue was a ruse inspired by ''[[The Woman in White]]'' to engender trust and claims that he is on the trail of a criminal with a memory weapon which he has used against him several times and which he correctly deduces has been used on her and the Doctor. Peri joins him in searching Miss Bultitude's room as he believes her to be an accomplice and they find a note apparently from Toby inviting Miss Bultitude to meet with him in the [[hammam]], one which they believe to have been forged. They find Albertine listening at the door and Peri agrees to go for a walk with her on the promenade, but the [[sky]] is suddenly filled with exploding [[cow]]s.
 
Toby [[apology|apologises]] to the Doctor for mistaking him for an enemy and for his new security measure which means he cannot leave until Albertine returns. He claims that he is indeed a [[pig]] from [[England]], although he does not offer any detail.


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* Miss Bultitude has spoken to [[Jo-Jo the Dog-Faced Boy]], the [[Lobster-Claw Lady]], [[Krao the Missing Link]] and [[Chang Wu Gow]], the [[China|Chinese]] giant.
* Miss Bultitude has spoken to [[Jo-Jo the Dog-Faced Boy]], the [[Lobster-Claw Lady]], [[Krao the Missing Link]] and [[Chang Wu Gow]], the [[China|Chinese]] giant.
* Chang Wu Gow retired to [[Bournemouth]] where he opened a [[tea room]].
* Chang Wu Gow retired to [[Bournemouth]] where he opened a [[tea room]].
* In the opening chapter of ''[[The Woman in White]]'', an [[Italy|Italian]] [[professor]] is saved from drowning.
* [[Norman (Year of the Pig)|Mr Norman]] was Toby's first manager. He smoked cheap [[cigar]]s.
* Toby says that his terms with Mr Norman meant that he earnt a larger split of the profits than [[Lillie Langtry]].
* [[Julia Pastrana]] was known as the Baboon Lady. She could dance the [[Highland Fling]].
* Miss Bultitude has researched [[Equus the Calculating Horse]] and [[Simia the Missing Link]].
* The Doctor once visited Brussels to buy an engagement [[ring]].
* The Doctor once visited Brussels to buy an engagement [[ring]].
* Peri and Albertine sight [[Manneken Pis|a statue of a little boy peeing]].
* Peri and Albertine sight [[Manneken Pis|a statue of a little boy peeing]].

Revision as of 15:24, 4 November 2023

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Year of the Pig was the ninetieth story in Big Finish's monthly range. It was written by Matthew Sweet and featured Colin Baker as the Sixth Doctor and Nicola Bryant as Peri Brown.

This story features a full cast of Doctor Who alumni, including Adjoa Andoh, Michael Keating and Maureen O'Brien.

Publisher's summary

Ostend, 1913. War is coming. A war in which millions will die. And the guest in suite 139 of the Hotel Palace Thermae knows it. Which is odd, considering he has trotters, a snout and a lovely curly tail.

Toby the Sapient Pig is a swine on the run. Two peculiar strangers have been hunting him across Europe. The first, Miss Alice Bultitude, is an Englishwoman and collector of obscure theatrical ephemera. The second, Inspector Alphonse Chardalot, is a celebrated member of the detective police - the man who brought the trunk murderess of St Germain to justice.

This was supposed to be a reading week for the Doctor and Peri. Now they must do battle with a villain who wants to wipe every last human from the face of the earth - once he's had just another dish of truffles. And maybe a valedictory glass of fizzy lemonade.

Plot

Part one

In 1913 Ostend, the Doctor falls asleep reading À la recherche du temps perdu on the beach and is awoken by Miss Bultitude, but their one-sided conversation is interrupted when the Doctor has to save the life of the drowning Inspector Chardalot. Peri, who has been shopping for a postcard to send to H. G. Wells, returns and gives Chardalot mouth-to-mouth, after which she and the Doctor head back to their room at the Hotel Palace Thermae with a stuffed rhesus macaque in bridal gear anonymously left for Peri with a note of thanks at reception. They soon receive a dinner invitation from Chardalot.

At dinner, Miss Bultitude says that she recognised the rhesus macaque as one from a shop run by James Ensor's mother and takes Peri to the terrace when Chardalot lights a cigar. In their absence, Chardalot asks the Doctor about the TARDIS, which Peri has been seen entering and leaving, and claims that he has come to investigate a murder that is yet to happen. Miss Bultitude claims to know that some of his stories of solving crimes are untrue and believes that he is a con artist as she saw him leaving the macaque at reception prior to his supposed near-drowning. She is also suspicious as his visit coincides with that of another guest whom she intends to introduce Peri to.

Peri declines Chardalot's invitation for her and the Doctor to join him in a walk on the promenade and they help Miss Bultitude get to her room when she claims to be feeling ill, but she admits once upstairs that she is not staying at the hotel and leads them to the room of Toby the Sapient Pig, a former star of the freakshow whom she has been following around Europe in the hopes of meeting him as part of her research for a book she is writing. Toby is afraid of the Doctor and has Nurse Albertine stun his three visitors with a memory-wiping weapon similar to a cattle prod. He keeps the Doctor and Miss Bultitude in his room whilst Nurse Albertine claims to have found Peri at the bottom of the linen chute, leading Chardalot to begin a search for the missing pair.

Chardalot confesses to Peri that the drowning rescue was a ruse inspired by The Woman in White to engender trust and claims that he is on the trail of a criminal with a memory weapon which he has used against him several times and which he correctly deduces has been used on her and the Doctor. Peri joins him in searching Miss Bultitude's room as he believes her to be an accomplice and they find a note apparently from Toby inviting Miss Bultitude to meet with him in the hammam, one which they believe to have been forged. They find Albertine listening at the door and Peri agrees to go for a walk with her on the promenade, but the sky is suddenly filled with exploding cows.

Toby apologises to the Doctor for mistaking him for an enemy and for his new security measure which means he cannot leave until Albertine returns. He claims that he is indeed a pig from England, although he does not offer any detail.

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Part two

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Cast

Crew

Worldbuilding

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Notes

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