Richard III of England

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Richard III of England
Main aliases:	Richard, Duke of Gloucester
Species:	Human
Place of origin:	Earth
Father:	Richard of York
Brothers:	Edward IV of England, George, Duke of Clarence
In-laws:	Elizabeth Woodville
First appearance:	The Kingmaker
Appearances:	COMIC: A Rose by Any Other Name
Main voice actor:	Stephen Beckett

You may be looking for the play by William Shakespeare.

Richard III was the Duke of Gloucester in 1483, and King of England from 1483 until his apparent death in 1485.

Most sources agree that someone resembling Richard III was present at the Battle of Bosworth. However, sources disagree on if this was actually Richard himself. One in particular suggests that it was actually William Shakespeare who was present at the battle, and that Richard took his place afterwards.

Biography

Early life

As a "historical celebrity and a notorious villain", Richard found himself visited by time travelling "tourists and rubberneckers" all throughout his life, starting from a very young age, "since [he] was knee-high to a peasant". These included, in his own words, "little green men and big blue fellas with silly hats and machines round their necks, claiming they're on holiday and they're from this century or that century". The first thing Richard determined most had in common was that they had very strong views about whether he should kill his nephews or not, even at a time before their birth.

Secondly, all his visitors were afraid of the Doctor. Richard discovered this quite by chance during a meeting with one creature as "young lad" while living in the old castle in Middleham. The creature was startled by the scream of Richard's father but Richard assured the blob "there was a doctor looking after things" in reference to Doctor Grey at which point the creature "jumped out of its skin and cleared off pronto". It was from this encounter that Richard learned of the Doctor's reputation among his many alien visitors, leading him to simply tell them "the Doctor was in the vicinity" the moment they started talking about his future, resulting in them leaving shortly afterwards. Wanting to know more about this Doctor, Richard resolved to wait until someone who knew him turned up. He then planned to "humour them, string them along a bit, then stick them somewhere dark and nasty and torture them" until they told Richard about him. (AUDIO: The Kingmaker)

Rise to power

In 1483, Richard was the Duke of Gloucester. On the night of 9 April of that year, Richard's brother, King Edward IV, died suddenly. His successor, Prince Edward V, was still a twelve-year-old (AUDIO: The Battle of the Tower) child whose mother's family was manoeuvring to keep the future king under their own control. The Queen Consort sent her brother, Earl Rivers, to escort the prince back to London. The escort passed through Buckinghamshire, where Richard and his ally Henry, Duke of Buckingham joined the Prince's party to keep close watch on both him and Rivers.

After the Prince and Rivers had retired at an inn, Richard and Henry went for a walk outside and were startled by the arrival of the Doctor's TARDIS. A mysterious bearded man dressed in black and calling himself Mr Seyton emerged, claiming to be a wise traveller who had come from the future to provide counsel to Richard. Seyton told Richard he would be crowned king, and centuries later there would even be a play based on his reign. Richard was dubious about Seyton's claims of foreknowledge, but considered his presence a portent. Richard decided to allow Seyton to prove himself as adviser, though he knew Seyton was untrustworthy from the very start.

While still at the inn, Richard was informed that Prince Edward had disappeared, seemingly by escaping through a window. Just as he was about to send out search parties, Peri Brown and Erimem arrived with the unconscious boy, having found him in the nearby forest. Peri and Erimem subsequently agreed to tend to the boy's injuries but discovered detatachable metal parts when undressing him for bed and, convinced the young Prince was a robot, quickly fled. Upon being told of their unannonuced departures, Richard was initially confused as to why they wouldn't want to avail themselves of their hospitality but then considered that they could have been Woodville spies sent to help Edward escape. Richard ceased his panic once he reached their room and found the Princes still there but noticed a loose codpiece on the floor and discovered that the two Princes were actually girls. Edward IV's second and third-born children had been daughters named Susan and Judith, not boys, but Edward had lied about their true identitites for the stability of the kingdom.

When Richard emerged from the room, his manner drastically changed. According to Buckingham, he became "twitchy and troubled, almost addled in his mind". When the escort got back to London, he went "completely loopy" and arrested many without reason yet let most go almost immediately also without cause. In fact, Richard was rounding up and executing everyone who knew the truth about the Princes. This included Hastings, a loyal friend of Edward IV. He then bribed Elizabeth Woodville, Edward's widow, to keep quiet about the whole affair, who was as petrified about the truth coming out as Richard himself. After that, Richard declared the "boys" bastards by voiding the marriage of their parents, paving the way for Richard to be crowned king. (AUDIO: The Kingmaker)

Reign as King of England

Early days

Seyton remained the king's adviser, and continually insisted that removing the princes from the line of succession would not be enough to solidify his claim to the throne and they should be killed. Richard was unwilling to murder his brother's children and refused, insisting that locking the princes in the Tower of London was enough. Seyton had a short-lived partnership with the Duke of Buckingham during this time in which they plotted to kill the Princes. Buckingham believed the country to be ripe for uprising, though the Woodvilles were the only family powerful enough to attempt it and would need a catalyst, such as the death of the Princes, to commence open hostilities. Meanwhile, Seyton wanted Richard to personally bloody his hands. After the people found out, Buckingham would have the revolution he desired.

Around six months after meeting them, Richard encountered Peri and Erimem again when he visited the Kingmaker, where the two were working as serving wenches. Sir James Tyrell and a small army of soldiers accompanied him and so it was easy to bring them to London. Richard at first decided to have them both executed, thinking them to know about the Princes, but learnt otherwise when Peri accused both him and the Princes of being robots. He instead kept them alive and forced them to dress up as the two Princes on a weekly basis so that they could continue to be seen in public. The real "Princes", now relieved of their duties, replaced Peri and Erimem as serving wenches at the Kingmaker under the care of their uncle Clarrie.

At roughly the same time, Richard also imprisoned Seyton and Buckingham for treason. He had known about Seyton's scheming for a long time and Seyton had informed him of Buckingham's treachery in a double cross. (AUDIO: The Kingmaker)

Meeting the Doctor

In 1485, the Fifth Doctor, Peri Brown and Erimem investigated the mystery of the princes' disappearance and discovered Seyton's true plan and identity: William Shakespeare, who had sneaked aboard the TARDIS and travelled to 1483 in an attempt to influence history to more closely resemble his play. However, Richard had realised Seyton/Shakespeare was untrustworthy from the beginning.

It was later revealed that there were no princes in the Tower at all. Edward IV had not had sons but daughters, Susan and Judith. Edward kept up the ruse that they were boys in order to guard his family's claim to the throne with male heirs. After Edward's death, Richard discovered the ruse and had kept up the pretence that there were two princes in the tower while in reality he had sent his nieces to live out their lives safely as peasants working for Clarrie, innkeeper at The Kingmaker. Clarrie was really Richard's other brother George, disgraced Duke of Clarence, who had been sentenced to death for plotting against Edward IV. Unwilling to have his brother executed, Richard had quietly effected George's escape into anonymity. (AUDIO: The Kingmaker)

Death

According to one source, Richard found himself in the TARDIS as the Doctor attempted to take Shakespeare back to 1597, arriving on-stage as an unruly performance was breaking up. Richard was enraged by the stereotypical portrayal in the play as an ugly, hunchbacked man with a limp and withered arm, and he chased Shakespeare through 1597 London. Shakespeare doubled back to the TARDIS, and threatened to detonate a Sontaran grenade unless the Doctor returned immediately to 1485 to pick up the missing princesses; with Richard, they would all be brought back to Shakespeare's own time and stand trial for their crimes against the crown. During the confrontation, Erimem broke Shakespeare's arm, and he was further injured by the publishing robot when he left the TARDIS once again, this time at the 1485 Battle of Bosworth, Richard's historically recorded final defeat. Shakespeare, with his injured arm and limp, matched the stereotypical description of King Richard, and was killed by Richard's enemies in his place at the battle.

This source suggested that Richard decided to return to 1597 and take Shakespeare's allotted place in history; he had never really wanted power, and had no desire to return to the throne in his own time when the common public sentiment was that he had killed his nephews. Richard saw taking up Shakespeare's writing career as his second chance at earning a place in history. The Doctor recommended Richard contact Francis Bacon for writing tips. Settling into his new life as Shakespeare, Richard was soon surprised by a visit from Susan and Judith, whom the Doctor had brought forward in time to join him; history recorded that not only had Shakespeare had a son who'd died, but two daughters, and since the princesses had no place in the history of their own time, the Doctor knew their true destiny lay with their uncle as he pursued his own. (AUDIO: The Kingmaker)

Richard is saved near the end of his life. (COMIC: A Rose by Any Other Name)

This source is one of the only to ever reference the switching of Shakespeare and Richard, and in fact most sources suggest that both men continued in their lives as historically suggested. (PROSE: The Empire of Glass, et al.)

By 2019, his remains had been found in a car park in Leicester. (TV: Resolution)

Other references

Actor Howard Keel starred as Richard III in the 1954 film Tricky Dicky!, an adaptation of Shakespeare's Richard III. (COMIC: The Good Soldier)

Behind the scenes

• He has been played by Ron Cook and Ian McKellen in different versions of Richard III, Aneurin Barnard in The White Queen and Benedict Cumberbatch in The Hollow Crown.
• At the time of the recording of The Kingmaker, it was widely believed by historians that accounts of Richard III having a curved spine and shrivelled arm were based entirely in myth. The discovery of his remains in 2012 confirmed that while he was not a hunch-back, he did have scoliosis. DNA testings confirmed a match between the corpse and the descendants of Richard III, at least confirming to scientists that the body was not secretly that of William Shakespeare.